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Daveoftheband · 5th April 2007, 09:05 AM

in larbert high there was a biology teacher called mr nelson but everyone called him mad nelson for obvious reasons.

one time someone asked him if he was married and he started crying.

pathetically hilarious

Pinky · 5th April 2007, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by ProzaK

i wouldn't mess with madman saunders!
he used to be a wrestler you know!

haha yeh but Paul Manby was in my class, I was safe in the knowledge that he could easily suplex Saunders.

also anyone who is willing to cover himself in computer keyboards and get a picture taken of it displayed in the corridor has clearly gone soft. Unless of course he was actually a robot.

ProzaK · 5th April 2007, 11:26 AM

which Mr. Saunders cleary was.

I reckon he could have taken Mamby though.

ArchFlameTera · 5th April 2007, 12:45 PM

i reckon the only wrestling mr saunders did was against nursery kids. the guy is tiny!

Pinky · 5th April 2007, 06:46 PM

i'm sure he'll have challenged William Wilkie aka Crash Holly to a cage match at one time or another.
actually they should have done that, that would be a million times better than the teachers vs pupils basketball matches they use to have.

RealR · 6th April 2007, 03:04 AM

I tend to get kids to copy out the school rules 7 or 10 times when they cause trouble

I know you all think omg punnies are so lame but serves ya right :P

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Originally Posted by xglitter-me-upx

Remember those little cubes you used to use for counting?
You had units and tens and hundreds...

Pretty nice idea imo. Not used them within a classroom but seen them whilst at Uni.

Keerin · 6th April 2007, 08:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by develion

I tend to get kids to copy out the school rules 7 or 10 times when they cause trouble

I know you all think omg punnies are so lame but serves ya right :P

I would tend to beat them, but maybe that's why I'm not a teacher!

RealR · 6th April 2007, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Keerin

I would tend to beat them, but maybe that's why I'm not a teacher!

Quite possibly.

ubermensch · 6th April 2007, 02:28 PM

Man, I felt sorry for a lot of teachers in my school. Some of them were genuinely nice and obviously had a passion to teach people. Mr Bigham from Arbroath High sticks out in my mind, only because we was the loveliest guy you could ever meet and people gave him crap all the time. He was a very good teacher as well, and obviously cared about his students.

Some of them were right bentshots though. I don't know whether they originally had good intentions and became jaded after spending years trying to get morons to shut up, or they were just genuinely nasty pieces of work. Did anyone ever notice that a lot of these teachers taught Foundation classes too? I think that's pretty pointless; surely a bit of motivation from a good teacher is better than getting some power-hungry arsefuck that just sits back and teaches them absolutely nothing.

I was a good boy in high school, but a total pain in the arse when I was a primary kid. I had a bad temper and started fights with other kids quite a lot. Lines were nasty on the fist, they gave you 'Lego hand'.

Oh, and I'd like to add that ALL Home Economics teachers are failed pizza/kebab chefs with chips on their shoulders (probably literally).

^_mincher_^ · 6th April 2007, 04:33 PM

Did anyone ever meet a PE teacher that wasn't a sexual degenerate?

-earmuffin

Daveoftheband · 8th April 2007, 04:19 PM

yeh.....no wait he got a 5th year pregnant the year after i left school.

Shawman · 8th April 2007, 06:07 PM

i remember getting a punny A-E x4

after the final bell, we went out a fire exit, then a teacher saw us so we ran away cuz we were hardcore

pretty harsh like

drivelikejehu · 8th April 2007, 08:31 PM

in high school me and ma mate used to chill up at the maths block and eat our lunch and we discovered a section of the dry-wall type thing that we could pull back and we used to stuff our baked tattie cartons inside it, did that everyday for bout two years, fucking reeked by the time we left school, cant wait till they discover it

ProzaK · 9th April 2007, 08:59 AM

we used to fill sandwich bags full of crisps and juice and that and try and throw them under the train that went past.
we also played a game called danger-cunt.
we used to have our coke bottles and put them on the road on a windy day, first persons bottle to get to the other side of the road wins.

6th April 2007, 02:28 PM	#54 (permalink)
ubermensch Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Pat Sharp's basement. Posts: 642 Band: Juliet Kilo	Man, I felt sorry for a lot of teachers in my school. Some of them were genuinely nice and obviously had a passion to teach people. Mr Bigham from Arbroath High sticks out in my mind, only because we was the loveliest guy you could ever meet and people gave him crap all the time. He was a very good teacher as well, and obviously cared about his students. Some of them were right bentshots though. I don't know whether they originally had good intentions and became jaded after spending years trying to get morons to shut up, or they were just genuinely nasty pieces of work. Did anyone ever notice that a lot of these teachers taught Foundation classes too? I think that's pretty pointless; surely a bit of motivation from a good teacher is better than getting some power-hungry arsefuck that just sits back and teaches them absolutely nothing. I was a good boy in high school, but a total pain in the arse when I was a primary kid. I had a bad temper and started fights with other kids quite a lot. Lines were nasty on the fist, they gave you 'Lego hand'. Oh, and I'd like to add that ALL Home Economics teachers are failed pizza/kebab chefs with chips on their shoulders (probably literally). Last edited by ubermensch : 6th April 2007 at 02:35 PM.

5th April 2007, 09:05 AM	#46 (permalink)
Daveoftheband Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Mainly Dundee Posts: 2,677 Band: a parting shot/sunsetsquad	in larbert high there was a biology teacher called mr nelson but everyone called him mad nelson for obvious reasons. one time someone asked him if he was married and he started crying. pathetically hilarious

5th April 2007, 11:26 AM	#48 (permalink)
ProzaK Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: The Stoby! Posts: 2,041 Band: welcome home, explorer	which Mr. Saunders cleary was. I reckon he could have taken Mamby though.

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ArchFlameTera Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Dundonia!!!!!!!!! Posts: 4,688 Band: A Parting Shot (erratic grind madness) + Vulsellum (old school death metal)	i reckon the only wrestling mr saunders did was against nursery kids. the guy is tiny!

5th April 2007, 06:46 PM	#50 (permalink)
Pinky Registered User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Dundee Posts: 479	i'm sure he'll have challenged William Wilkie aka Crash Holly to a cage match at one time or another. actually they should have done that, that would be a million times better than the teachers vs pupils basketball matches they use to have.

6th April 2007, 04:33 PM	#55 (permalink)
^_mincher_^ Senior Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Corstorphine/Dundee Posts: 1,521	Did anyone ever meet a PE teacher that wasn't a sexual degenerate? -earmuffin

8th April 2007, 04:19 PM	#56 (permalink)
Daveoftheband Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Mainly Dundee Posts: 2,677 Band: a parting shot/sunsetsquad	yeh.....no wait he got a 5th year pregnant the year after i left school.

8th April 2007, 06:07 PM	#57 (permalink)
Shawman Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Kirriemuir (fun) Posts: 2,505 Band: Error In Excellence (bass)	i remember getting a punny A-E x4 after the final bell, we went out a fire exit, then a teacher saw us so we ran away cuz we were hardcore pretty harsh like

8th April 2007, 08:31 PM	#58 (permalink)
drivelikejehu Registered User Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: In a flat Posts: 97 Band: They are called The Non-existants and are non-existant....actually I quite like that name, dont steal it.	in high school me and ma mate used to chill up at the maths block and eat our lunch and we discovered a section of the dry-wall type thing that we could pull back and we used to stuff our baked tattie cartons inside it, did that everyday for bout two years, fucking reeked by the time we left school, cant wait till they discover it

9th April 2007, 08:59 AM	#59 (permalink)
ProzaK Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: The Stoby! Posts: 2,041 Band: welcome home, explorer	we used to fill sandwich bags full of crisps and juice and that and try and throw them under the train that went past. we also played a game called danger-cunt. we used to have our coke bottles and put them on the road on a windy day, first persons bottle to get to the other side of the road wins.