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Old 28th May 2007, 03:47 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Status: Looking for a guide ...
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Status: Connected to guide: Hector(66184)
Hector(66184): Welcome to ChaCha!
Hector(66184): Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: hello hector.
Hector(66184): hi
You: my friend recently had a fire in his home.
You: do you think its a good idea to use dirt on fire, instead of calling 911?
Hector(66184): no, do both
You: ok. you see, when the fire started, he checked on cha cha and was told that he should put dirt and salt on his burning TV.
You: and as a result he was very badly burned.
Hector(66184): wow
You: do you think this is sensible?
Hector(66184): nope
Hector(66184): I don't know what else to tell you
You: i'm glad you don't... because to me, putting salt and dirt on a burning TV is absolutely ridiculous.
Hector(66184): Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: my friend is.... how do you say.... 'special'. So he did not know to call 911. Is there any way I can make a complaint about this?
Hector(66184): hmm, I don't know
Hector(66184): Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: because not only did he get burned, but he had his favourite sweater covered in dirty salt! all because of raymond(35488)
Hector(66184): jalright, I'll report him
Hector(66184): and make sure he gets fired
You: maybe he should just be told about how to put out fire's properly!
Hector(66184): I'll see that he does
You: thank you hector.
You: oh, one last thing
You: i just heard on my local radio that kevin costner was killed. is it true?
Hector(66184): nope
You: are you sure? because it was on Tay FM
Hector(66184): I haven't heard or seen anything
Hector(66184): well, I hope I helped
Hector(66184): I hope you hav ea great day
Hector(66184): :-)
Hector(66184): bye
You: yes, you did, thank you
You: if you see raymond... r
Hector(66184): :-)
You: !!!
You: bye
Hector(66184): Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.
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Old 28th May 2007, 03:55 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Jax(75079): Welcome to ChaCha!
Jax(75079): Hi. How can I assist you today?
You: hi jax
You: LIGHTNING BOLT
You: i want to become a level 8 mage. how do i achieve this?
You: LIGHTNING BOLT.
Jax(75079): Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: ok, forget the mage
You: if i wanted to grow a really good, bushy moustache... what should i do?
You: and will it make me more sophisticated by default?
Jax(75079): One moment.
You: do you have any facial hair?
You: i have a little at the moment, but it has patches of ginger.
You: ideally i'..... LIGHTNING BOLT
You: sorry
You: ideally i'd like to cover them up
You: hello? jax? where are you?
Jax(75079): Ok.
Jax(75079): One moment, please!
You: no need to shout.
You: *casts level 14 flameball at jax*
Jax(75079): You're all set. Thanks a lot for using ChaCha, and you have a nice day!
Jax(75079): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
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raymond(35488): smother it
You: Now the coffee table's on fire.
You: Right, the TV's out!
raymond(35488): use water on everything
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