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Old 5th November 2007, 06:51 PM   #16 (permalink)
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I also don't do dates. But it's mainly because I'm repulsive.
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Old 6th November 2007, 11:58 AM   #17 (permalink)
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even ugly people get dates...

dont they?
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Old 6th November 2007, 12:57 PM   #18 (permalink)
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When I went on my first date with my first boyfriend to the cinema he got shat on by a seagull. I thought it was funny, he didnt and we ended up not going to the cinema
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Old 6th November 2007, 02:14 PM   #19 (permalink)
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i got laid on first date, since then i've been with her 9 months
just to ruin your thread.
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Old 6th November 2007, 02:22 PM   #20 (permalink)
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its not ruing the thread

thats the sort of happy endings i want to hear, even if they dont happen to me tht often

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Old 6th November 2007, 06:59 PM   #21 (permalink)
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This thread made me realise i've never been on a date

every relationship i have been in has either been after a drunken one night stand or eventualy falling into bed with a female platonic friend. the latter i would not advise - while the realationship gets very comfortable quite quickly it can get pretty messy.
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Old 6th November 2007, 11:43 PM   #22 (permalink)
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This thread made me realise i've never been on a date

every relationship i have been in has either been after a drunken one night stand or eventualy falling into bed with a female platonic friend. the latter i would not advise - while the realationship gets very comfortable quite quickly it can get pretty messy.
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Old 7th November 2007, 01:42 AM   #23 (permalink)
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fuck dates, just meet sluts on dancefloors
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Old 7th November 2007, 02:26 PM   #24 (permalink)
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why meet them on dance floors?!

I live with a stripper

true fact

she is boke tho

Nobody shud hav to pay to see that...u shud realy pay her to go away
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Old 7th November 2007, 03:55 PM   #25 (permalink)
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why meet them on dance floors?!

I live with a stripper

true fact

she is boke tho

Nobody shud hav to pay to see that...u shud realy pay her to go away
why not !?

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Old 7th November 2007, 04:39 PM   #26 (permalink)
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even ugly people get dates...

dont they?
I'd like to think so.

I've had no offers.
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Old 7th November 2007, 06:13 PM   #27 (permalink)
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I'd like to think so.

I've had no offers.
I'll go out with you!

pick you up at 8
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Old 7th November 2007, 06:51 PM   #28 (permalink)
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I'll go out with you!

pick you up at 8
ermmm, can't tonight, I'm ehh... washing my hair.
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Old 7th November 2007, 07:02 PM   #29 (permalink)
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why meet them on dance floors?!

I live with a stripper

true fact

she is boke tho

Nobody shud hav to pay to see that...u shud realy pay her to go away

Just cause she dances go-go, it dont make her a ho, no!
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Old 7th November 2007, 07:19 PM   #30 (permalink)
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