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Old 3rd November 2007, 09:39 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Mishaps of First Dates
So the dreaded first date...

Everyones had or at least will have one.
Just wondered if anyone has any funny stories bout their first date. Shud be a laugh to hear...

Unfortunately for me it hasnt happened yet - theres my mishap lol

To be honest, i was supposed to have my first date tonite, but instead here i am writing bout it on ugs....

hmmmmm....
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Old 3rd November 2007, 09:43 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Me and Scott's first date. Cinema. Got nachos, very dark, trips up stairs, spills nachos EVERYWHERE, covered in tomatos and fucking sauce. Goes to sit down and sits in more fucking nachos. Bum and front bum covered in fucking salsa by now Luckily for me, didnt put him off as 3 years down the line, still together, still loving the nachos.
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Old 3rd November 2007, 10:34 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Awwwwwwwwww thats actually really sweet

Does scott like salsa?
If he does i bet he thought he was getting a right treat with the salsa covering your whole lower region
lolz!

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But thts a really cute story

Oh god, listen to me gettin all sentimental now
Im such a sappy chick, it makes me sick
lol
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Old 3rd November 2007, 11:19 PM   #4 (permalink)
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a friend of mine was on a date
and went to "maggies" in glasgow and got a scooby snack at 3am
girl trys to put her mouth round it and locks jaw
guy takes her to hospital and had to wait til 7am with her to be seen

last time he saw her.

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Old 4th November 2007, 01:13 AM   #5 (permalink)
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i once went to see the mel gibson travesty 'signs' on a first date. that's probably my worst and only date mishap.
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Old 4th November 2007, 01:38 AM   #6 (permalink)
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i havent had any yet, heard a few good ones mind...

one pal who ended up with period blood smeared on his headboard......
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Old 4th November 2007, 12:07 PM   #7 (permalink)
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One of my first dates was weird, I ended up in a teen sitcom set in America.
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Awwwwwwwwww thats actually really sweet

Does scott like salsa?
If he does i bet he thought he was getting a right treat with the salsa covering your whole lower region
lolz!
Haha he does indeed but it would be a fair shock someone on a first date thrusting their crotch area at you, dripping with the stuff! Was quite hilarious when it happened, luckily I wasnt wearing white
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Old 4th November 2007, 03:49 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Dating a girl(s) who has a boyfriend

Double date with a girls jealous ex

Girl so drunk she is throwing up

None of these were my fault, except once, on the first one, to some extent.
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Old 5th November 2007, 10:51 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Checking the electricity meter on a chair and falling on my baws.
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Old 5th November 2007, 01:54 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Erotic!
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One of my first dates was weird, I ended up in a teen sitcom set in America.
So u gona let us in on this for those of us u dont know u and dont know wat sitcom u were in...?
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Erotic!
There was a definite spark!!
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Old 5th November 2007, 04:01 PM   #14 (permalink)
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BOOM BOOM! hahaha

what is this "date" you speak of?

I don't remember being single. hahaha
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