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Pubic Wig · 27th November 2007, 10:08 PM

Man and woman finish having sex. Man turns to woman and boasts, "In 9 months time, you shall have a child and name him Hercules!"
Woman stares at man for a few seconds and say "In 9 hours time you will have a rash and name it Herpes."

krashd · 1st December 2007, 05:14 PM

Three cowboys are camped out in the west and get to telling stories as cowboys are famed for. "I must be the meanest cowboy that's ever lived!" said the first brokeback mountaineer "just the other week I saw a bull gore 4 men to death before I wrestled it to the ground an' snapped it's neck."
"That's nothing" said the 2nd guy "I was once bitten by a rattler so I bit it's head off and sucked down all the poison and I'm still here to tell the tale!"

At that point the first two cowboys looked across the campfire towards the third, but he just sat there, quietly, stoking the red hot coals with his cock.

: : Scott : : · 1st December 2007, 05:39 PM

How many Sudanese governments does it take to make their country look like it's populated bunch of kneejerk dickhole medieval extremist cavemen to the rest of the world?

Mohammed!

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27th November 2007, 10:08 PM	#16 (permalink)
Pubic Wig Dark Lord of the Sith Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Scumdee and Stirling Posts: 1,884 Band: 'Im The Juggernaught Bitch!' - working title	Man and woman finish having sex. Man turns to woman and boasts, "In 9 months time, you shall have a child and name him Hercules!" Woman stares at man for a few seconds and say "In 9 hours time you will have a rash and name it Herpes."

1st December 2007, 05:14 PM	#17 (permalink)
krashd Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: Kirktonia Posts: 2,064 Band: Crosby, Stills, Nash, krashd and Young	Three cowboys are camped out in the west and get to telling stories as cowboys are famed for. "I must be the meanest cowboy that's ever lived!" said the first brokeback mountaineer "just the other week I saw a bull gore 4 men to death before I wrestled it to the ground an' snapped it's neck." "That's nothing" said the 2nd guy "I was once bitten by a rattler so I bit it's head off and sucked down all the poison and I'm still here to tell the tale!" At that point the first two cowboys looked across the campfire towards the third, but he just sat there, quietly, stoking the red hot coals with his cock.

1st December 2007, 05:39 PM	#18 (permalink)
: : Scott : : Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Dundee Posts: 7,125	How many Sudanese governments does it take to make their country look like it's populated bunch of kneejerk dickhole medieval extremist cavemen to the rest of the world? Mohammed!