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Old 16th November 2007, 06:23 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A lad walks in to his parents bedroom to find his dad giving his mum
one. The dad laughs throws a pillow at the lad and tells him to get out.

Hours later the dad hears a commotion coming from the lads bedroom. He
enters the bedroom to find the lad giving his nan one.

The dad looks horrified.

'Not so funny when its your mum is it?' says the lad.
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Old 16th November 2007, 06:24 PM   #2 (permalink)
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A little boy comes into the kitchen one day and says to his mum "Grannys got a prawn!"

The mother says "what do you mean?"

The boy takes his mother and shows her Granny, stark naked asleep on the sofa.

He points to grandma's protruding clitoris and says, "Granny's got a prawn!"

His mother whispers "Thats your grandmothers clitoris son!"

To which the little boy replies .... "Well it tastes like a prawn!"
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Old 16th November 2007, 06:25 PM   #3 (permalink)
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A little boy comes into the kitchen one day and says to his mum "Grannys got a prawn!"

The mother says "what do you mean?"

The boy takes his mother and shows her Granny, stark naked asleep on the sofa.

He points to grandma's protruding clitoris and says, "Granny's got a prawn!"

His mother whispers "Thats your grandmothers clitoris son!"

To which the little boy replies .... "Well it tastes like a prawn!"

memories....
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Old 17th November 2007, 12:10 AM   #4 (permalink)
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A little boy comes into the kitchen one day and says to his mum "Grannys got a prawn!"

The mother says "what do you mean?"

The boy takes his mother and shows her Granny, stark naked asleep on the sofa.

He points to grandma's protruding clitoris and says, "Granny's got a prawn!"

His mother whispers "Thats your grandmothers clitoris son!"

To which the little boy replies .... "Well it tastes like a prawn!"
why was the granny lying asleep naked on the sofa in the first place?
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Old 17th November 2007, 11:59 PM   #5 (permalink)
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There was no room in the bed. Therefor the sofa seemed like the next most comfortable lying area.
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Old 18th November 2007, 12:11 AM   #6 (permalink)
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why was the granny lying asleep naked on the sofa in the first place?
Why did she have her legs spread and her labia minora and majora parted sufficiently that her clitoris was visible.
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Old 18th November 2007, 12:13 PM   #7 (permalink)
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she's a fucking tert
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Old 18th November 2007, 03:03 PM   #8 (permalink)
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That's the last time i post a joke. Pffft.
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Old 18th November 2007, 03:10 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Thank fuck.
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Old 26th November 2007, 12:42 PM   #10 (permalink)
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why was the granny lying asleep naked on the sofa in the first place?
Alzheimer's is a hoot!
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Old 26th November 2007, 04:57 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 26th November 2007, 05:22 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Why did she have her legs spread and her labia minora and majora parted sufficiently that her clitoris was visible.
maybe she had a very large clit that stuck out past both sets of lips? It is not our place to judge the granny and her situation, more the boy for tasting his grannys fanjita
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Old 26th November 2007, 06:24 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Won't somebody think of the kids!
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Old 26th November 2007, 08:12 PM   #14 (permalink)
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I do. Almost constantly.

It can be a hinderance.
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Old 26th November 2007, 09:19 PM   #15 (permalink)
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"Fanjita".

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