Thiefs! - Page 2

Thee Alex · 21st December 2007, 01:03 PM

I once had a work colleague house sit for me for a week while I went away on holiday. When I got back he'd vanished, along with several of my CDs, videos, a lamp (!!), some black and white film, and some other odds and ends. He also vanished from work.

His name is Stuart Reekie. If you ever come across him feel free to punch him hard in the throat, the thieving cunt.

kj · 21st December 2007, 01:13 PM

Did he 'leave' anything? Sounds like a right twat.

Thee Alex · 21st December 2007, 01:38 PM

Yeah, he left a crap suitcase and the house in a mess.

Rotting Remains · 23rd December 2007, 10:55 PM

i was at a small gathering (not quite a party) up blackness rd. once and 3 peoples wallets went missing... there was only about 10 people there !!!!

Thebigyin04 · 23rd December 2007, 11:04 PM

mm... try quizzing her , see if she sweats a bit? further than asking her just if she had seen it

Fritz · 24th December 2007, 11:10 AM

Avoid all of this by simply not having any friends. Works for me.

Rotting Remains · 24th December 2007, 03:05 PM

people tend to not look you in the eyes for at least half of a lie, and when they do they are more concious of it... also body language is a dead give-away ..

kj · 24th December 2007, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Thebigyin04

mm... try quizzing her , see if she sweats a bit? further than asking her just if she had seen it

I think torture is the order of the day here. It's the only way you'll get a definitive answer. It'll also put your mind to rest.

I recommend the following...

Tooth extraction or Water Boarding, before it gets banned.

AlanG · 24th December 2007, 04:57 PM

Now ow KJ, Santas fairys are still out looking to finalise the list of naughty and nice people before he checks it twice. you've been quite good all year but you don't want a lump of coal for advocating torture do you?

kj · 24th December 2007, 04:59 PM

I merely jest...

PawtucktPatriot · 24th December 2007, 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Rotting Remains

people tend to not look you in the eyes for at least half of a lie, and when they do they are more concious of it... also body language is a dead give-away ..

i bet i could nick your wallet, look you in the eyes and tell you it wasnt me without any give aways from my so called body-language. not that i would ofcourse

hooligan · 24th December 2007, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by PawtucktPatriot

i bet i could nick your wallet, look you in the eyes and tell you it wasnt me without any give aways from my so called body-language. not that i would ofcourse

you fucking joking? those squintey wee eyes tell a million story's in one

ProzaK · 24th December 2007, 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Thee Alex

I once had a work colleague house sit for me for a week while I went away on holiday. When I got back he'd vanished, along with several of my CDs, videos, a lamp (!!), some black and white film, and some other odds and ends. He also vanished from work.

His name is Stuart Reekie. If you ever come across him feel free to punch him hard in the throat, the thieving cunt.

maybe you trolled one of his conversations?

hooligan · 24th December 2007, 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Thee Alex

Yeah, he left a crap suitcase and the house in a mess.

hahaha iv read this loads of times and just noticed you didn't say he left a crap in your suitcase.

21st December 2007, 01:13 PM	#17 (permalink)
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23rd December 2007, 10:55 PM	#19 (permalink)
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24th December 2007, 11:10 AM	#21 (permalink)
Fritz Uzi Lover Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Dundee Posts: 3,146 Band: Pretty much everything I touch turns to gold. Don't know what bands I play in? You should get out more you sad fuck!	Avoid all of this by simply not having any friends. Works for me. __________________ "Are bummers deaf?"

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Rotting Remains Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 2,010	people tend to not look you in the eyes for at least half of a lie, and when they do they are more concious of it... also body language is a dead give-away .. __________________ We Are All Prostitutes !!

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AlanG ModSword +5 of Editing Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Dundee Posts: 3,328	Now ow KJ, Santas fairys are still out looking to finalise the list of naughty and nice people before he checks it twice. you've been quite good all year but you don't want a lump of coal for advocating torture do you? __________________ Ernie Ross - "I'm not a rent-a-quote MP" 10 Sep 04 Ernie Ross being a rent-a-quote MP 23 Jul 04

21st December 2007, 01:03 PM	#16 (permalink)
Thee Alex UGS Assassin Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Solihull, West Midlands Posts: 3,969 Band: Wülfstabber, Catface, DJ Wrong Homer, Wings & Claws, Señor Citizen, WRRRMS	I once had a work colleague house sit for me for a week while I went away on holiday. When I got back he'd vanished, along with several of my CDs, videos, a lamp (!!), some black and white film, and some other odds and ends. He also vanished from work. His name is Stuart Reekie. If you ever come across him feel free to punch him hard in the throat, the thieving cunt.

21st December 2007, 01:38 PM	#18 (permalink)
Thee Alex UGS Assassin Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Solihull, West Midlands Posts: 3,969 Band: Wülfstabber, Catface, DJ Wrong Homer, Wings & Claws, Señor Citizen, WRRRMS	Yeah, he left a crap suitcase and the house in a mess.

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