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Pubic Wig · 17th January 2008, 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rosco the magnificent

What i want to know is how you vocally express the apocalypse.

I'd imagine..."Ooooow...burning painy gyaaaaaaaaaaah!!!"

kj · 17th January 2008, 03:55 PM

Lil' Rob articulated apocalypse lyrically. Check this shit out.

[Devil]
Hello my children, hahahaha, gather 'round
I got somethin' that I wanna say to you
I think it's about time we over come these fucked up world
And make the real hell on Earth, hahaha
So listen up, get any motherfucker that you can
And bring him back, haha, yeah

[Mr. Shadow]
If your ass wants to live another day
Get the fuck out of my way when I lyricly slay
Bring it on all my foes
Mr. Shadow be the one that be killing mothafuckas
Like told shove em all in holes
Like a ghost i'ma hauncha mothafuckas make the stories tie
I can hear the cries I can hear when you bring it with more jealousy
I give a bullet and begin to do the fool like I do that vatos mine
To the night with a sight when
I look the moon is full and get tool and look for my foe
Got that five footed star on my chest now you know what I'm looking for
Murder you heard of me makin it dark like an eclips
Like "Tales From the Crypt" I come equipped with the triple six
And I'm bound to get sick
It's The evilest lyricist bringing this wickedness nemisis
Giant on my premisis withnessin part like the Exorcist
Cause I'm comin to get em like every day
You run and you can hide but you won't get away
It's the game that I play like the Ouija
You can't see me but you will believe me, and need me
If you look a little closer you can see The Shadow of a demon appearin
I'm hearing the voices that tell me to do the evil shit that I do
And you know that I'm due so I do when I cast my spell on you
The evilness just fell on you and I'm the perfect fool to wish HELL ON YOU

[Demon Voices]
Tonight, 781 to your area
You know it's gonna happen tonight
But of course, 781 to your area

[Lil'' Rob]
Creepin up on your ass you won't even see or hear me coming
Be running I'm becoming some thing evil fuck people fuck sequals
Got to get the murder done now, all I see is the fear in your eyes
The tear in your eyes, you're terrorized
Don't be surprised, I see my reflection like a mirror in your eyes
Every things got a price, but you got a price to pay
I sold your life away, and stole a slice away
Dealin with your life I took your strap, your price is right
Could tonight be the night that I feel some thing come over me
I don't know what it is with devilish grins
Foes and friend and bloody sin
Don't know when it's gonna end
Just like a puppet on a string he be controlin me
I try to be cutting those string but like smokey he gots a hold on me

[Devil's Voice]
Thats the fool that rolled on you
Thats the fool that stoled on you
What the fuck you gon do
Fuck it I'll do it for you

[Lil'' Rob]
I'm having a conversation with somebody whos not even there
Hearin the voices inside my head saying you'll get no where if you care
I be the Lil'' Rob going insane when he calls me name
I'm hearing voices in my head and every night I do whats said

[Demon Voices]
Lil'' Rob... tonight is the night
I better listen to my master
It's good bye, tonight is your night
You should of never messed with me
Never mess with, maricon

[Lil'' Rob]
It's the satanical, magical Lil' Rob and The Shadow
We're coming at you like horns my mother regrets I was born
And I know you like it like porn treat the streets like hors leave em torn
In drop my rhymes like the storm when it rains it pours
I take form and I...
Hit the streets looking all nice and neat top fully creased
One hell of a looking beast the least of my feats from west to east
From north and south not knowing what it's all about top me on scout
Looking for my new recruits to follow my foot steps down my route
If you're not in you're out, to know what I'm feeling
I'm beggin you to stay and if you wanna come play
But if not your better pray cause I'm coming your way
TRUCHA

[Mr. Shadow]
Crimes pays when ever the fuck I inflict pain with pick
And I'm coming to stick you let satin be with you
Nobody will probably miss you when I diss you
If you want to fuck around with these two blad headed mothafuckas
That'll leave you in the mist when I clutch my fist
I'm pist you missed Apocalypse, I can't resist the bloodyness
The mess ain't over 31st of October, I toldcha
The Virgin Mary won't hold ya, I'll scoldcha and moldcha into a deamon screamin
I'm leavin you sufferin wonderin why
I have a tail a pair of horns and glowin eyes
Baptisted in boiling water fuck the father I fucked his daughter
I got her under my wing, it ain't no thing now let the Devil sing

[Devil]
I'm back
So now you know that you're gonna fuckin burn in hell
Tell what you think then I will meet you at the crossroads, yeah

Now that's gangsta.

AlanG · 17th January 2008, 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Norrie

I have an IQ of 122 which in statistical language translates as 91-95% test wise. It also allows me to understand the fact that
the North American Aerospace Defense Command (NORAD) "stood down" on sept 11 2001 and allowed the planes to crashes into the twin towers, because a) a lot of people would become rich from this and b) they could then start a false war and instigate the police state and uprising of the 4th riech...sounds crazy. reasearch it yourself. a good starting point is to checkout Alex Jones' Infowars.com :: There is a War on for Your Mind! and allow your minds to slowly open up and see the truth.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

claim about IQ:check
repeat lie about 9/11: check
cite Alex Jones: check
"open mind" quote: check

Quality stuff.

Pubic Wig · 17th January 2008, 04:09 PM

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RiseAgainst · 17th January 2008, 04:21 PM

for such a high IQ surely "crashes" and "reasearch" should not crop up in your spoutings

Rosco the magnificent · 17th January 2008, 04:25 PM

This stuff is great. What does the man's IQ have to do with it? Is it just a brainy boast?

AlanG · 17th January 2008, 04:52 PM

Some people with a higher than average IQ (50% of the population by definition) seem to think that it also means that they are extremely intelligent too. So if your IQ is in the top 5% of the country you are obviously in the top 5% in the country for intelligence.

This is of course bullshit. IQ tests measure how good you are at the tests in an IQ test, not how intelligent you are (as demonstrated by the nonsense in the quote).

xdavidx · 17th January 2008, 05:48 PM

guys, maybe instead of insulting Mr Serotonin with the IQ of 122, we should be helping him? like getting him into rehab to wean him off the acid he's clearly taken too much of, or sending him back in time to 1972 where all the other retarded governmental conspiracy nuts are allowed to roam free.

Thee Alex · 17th January 2008, 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xdavidx

guys, maybe instead of insulting Mr Serotonin with the IQ of 122, we should be helping him? like getting him into rehab to wean him off the acid he's clearly taken too much of, or sending him back in time to 1972 where all the other retarded governmental conspiracy nuts are allowed to roam free.

Nah, cos why would that be fun? I say encourage his madness! Hopefully the remaining member of Masonic Abyss to be taken on will be called something like Handlestuffer or TeletubbieReamer or Blowdry.

Curate · 17th January 2008, 11:06 PM

Isn't "vocally expressing the Apocalypse" as simple as just saying the word "apocalypse" out loud?...

Lynnie · 17th January 2008, 11:12 PM

Before you do anything to him, I would like to know where he got this hat from. I am in need of a top hat!

Rotting Remains · 17th January 2008, 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ProzaK

'mr. swishycoat'

that just made my day.

PawtucktPatriot · 18th January 2008, 03:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lynnie

Before you do anything to him, I would like to know where he got this hat from. I am in need of a top hat!

why not try googling 'top hat'?

17th January 2008, 03:55 PM	#47 (permalink)
kj gimp Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Scotland Posts: 13,287 Band: A band of merry men	Lil' Rob articulated apocalypse lyrically. Check this shit out. [Devil] Hello my children, hahahaha, gather 'round I got somethin' that I wanna say to you I think it's about time we over come these fucked up world And make the real hell on Earth, hahaha So listen up, get any motherfucker that you can And bring him back, haha, yeah [Mr. Shadow] If your ass wants to live another day Get the fuck out of my way when I lyricly slay Bring it on all my foes Mr. Shadow be the one that be killing mothafuckas Like told shove em all in holes Like a ghost i'ma hauncha mothafuckas make the stories tie I can hear the cries I can hear when you bring it with more jealousy I give a bullet and begin to do the fool like I do that vatos mine To the night with a sight when I look the moon is full and get tool and look for my foe Got that five footed star on my chest now you know what I'm looking for Murder you heard of me makin it dark like an eclips Like "Tales From the Crypt" I come equipped with the triple six And I'm bound to get sick It's The evilest lyricist bringing this wickedness nemisis Giant on my premisis withnessin part like the Exorcist Cause I'm comin to get em like every day You run and you can hide but you won't get away It's the game that I play like the Ouija You can't see me but you will believe me, and need me If you look a little closer you can see The Shadow of a demon appearin I'm hearing the voices that tell me to do the evil shit that I do And you know that I'm due so I do when I cast my spell on you The evilness just fell on you and I'm the perfect fool to wish HELL ON YOU [Demon Voices] Tonight, 781 to your area You know it's gonna happen tonight But of course, 781 to your area [Lil'' Rob] Creepin up on your ass you won't even see or hear me coming Be running I'm becoming some thing evil fuck people fuck sequals Got to get the murder done now, all I see is the fear in your eyes The tear in your eyes, you're terrorized Don't be surprised, I see my reflection like a mirror in your eyes Every things got a price, but you got a price to pay I sold your life away, and stole a slice away Dealin with your life I took your strap, your price is right Could tonight be the night that I feel some thing come over me I don't know what it is with devilish grins Foes and friend and bloody sin Don't know when it's gonna end Just like a puppet on a string he be controlin me I try to be cutting those string but like smokey he gots a hold on me [Devil's Voice] Thats the fool that rolled on you Thats the fool that stoled on you What the fuck you gon do Fuck it I'll do it for you [Lil'' Rob] I'm having a conversation with somebody whos not even there Hearin the voices inside my head saying you'll get no where if you care I be the Lil'' Rob going insane when he calls me name I'm hearing voices in my head and every night I do whats said [Demon Voices] Lil'' Rob... tonight is the night I better listen to my master It's good bye, tonight is your night You should of never messed with me Never mess with, maricon [Lil'' Rob] It's the satanical, magical Lil' Rob and The Shadow We're coming at you like horns my mother regrets I was born And I know you like it like porn treat the streets like hors leave em torn In drop my rhymes like the storm when it rains it pours I take form and I... Hit the streets looking all nice and neat top fully creased One hell of a looking beast the least of my feats from west to east From north and south not knowing what it's all about top me on scout Looking for my new recruits to follow my foot steps down my route If you're not in you're out, to know what I'm feeling I'm beggin you to stay and if you wanna come play But if not your better pray cause I'm coming your way TRUCHA [Mr. Shadow] Crimes pays when ever the fuck I inflict pain with pick And I'm coming to stick you let satin be with you Nobody will probably miss you when I diss you If you want to fuck around with these two blad headed mothafuckas That'll leave you in the mist when I clutch my fist I'm pist you missed Apocalypse, I can't resist the bloodyness The mess ain't over 31st of October, I toldcha The Virgin Mary won't hold ya, I'll scoldcha and moldcha into a deamon screamin I'm leavin you sufferin wonderin why I have a tail a pair of horns and glowin eyes Baptisted in boiling water fuck the father I fucked his daughter I got her under my wing, it ain't no thing now let the Devil sing [Devil] I'm back So now you know that you're gonna fuckin burn in hell Tell what you think then I will meet you at the crossroads, yeah Now that's gangsta. __________________ This community cannot survive without your continued support. galleries \|\| links directory \|\| profiles \|\| wiki

17th January 2008, 04:25 PM	#51 (permalink)
Rosco the magnificent ping-pong Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Lenzieshire (for a little while) Posts: 4,153 Band: My Own Religion	This stuff is great. What does the man's IQ have to do with it? Is it just a brainy boast? __________________ "I hate being Scottish. We're the lowest of the fúcking low, the scum of the earth, the most wretched, servile, miserable, pathetic trash that was ever shát into civilization. Some people hate the English, but I don't. They're just wánkers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by wánkers. We can't even pick a decent culture to be colonized by. We are ruled by effete árseholes. It's a shíte state of affairs and all the fresh air in the world will not make any fúcking difference."

17th January 2008, 04:52 PM	#52 (permalink)
AlanG ModSword +5 of Editing Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Dundee Posts: 3,258	Some people with a higher than average IQ (50% of the population by definition) seem to think that it also means that they are extremely intelligent too. So if your IQ is in the top 5% of the country you are obviously in the top 5% in the country for intelligence. This is of course bullshit. IQ tests measure how good you are at the tests in an IQ test, not how intelligent you are (as demonstrated by the nonsense in the quote). __________________ Ernie Ross - "I'm not a rent-a-quote MP" 10 Sep 04 Ernie Ross being a rent-a-quote MP 23 Jul 04

17th January 2008, 04:09 PM	#49 (permalink)
Pubic Wig Dark Lord of the Sith Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Scumdee and Stirling Posts: 1,884 Band: Merkin...pioneers of Applecore Metal. Yeah. Thats right. Applecore. Hard as fruit.	Mystery of the Urinal Deuce - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

17th January 2008, 04:21 PM	#50 (permalink)
RiseAgainst Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Work id presume Posts: 2,555 Band: Cheat To Win	for such a high IQ surely "crashes" and "reasearch" should not crop up in your spoutings

17th January 2008, 05:48 PM	#53 (permalink)
xdavidx Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Glasgow. Posts: 6,999 Band: Spitelicker, LOLsquad.	guys, maybe instead of insulting Mr Serotonin with the IQ of 122, we should be helping him? like getting him into rehab to wean him off the acid he's clearly taken too much of, or sending him back in time to 1972 where all the other retarded governmental conspiracy nuts are allowed to roam free.

17th January 2008, 11:06 PM	#55 (permalink)
Curate Registered User Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Leith Posts: 191 Band: Curators	Isn't "vocally expressing the Apocalypse" as simple as just saying the word "apocalypse" out loud?...

17th January 2008, 11:12 PM	#56 (permalink)
Lynnie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Fragglerock Posts: 968	Before you do anything to him, I would like to know where he got this hat from. I am in need of a top hat!