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Old 13th February 2008, 07:38 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Old 13th February 2008, 09:33 PM   #17 (permalink)
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the sludgy cock cheese scraped from the bellends of half a dozen homeless junkies and blended up with half a pint of warm raw chicken and topped off with a sprinkle of dried dangle berrys.


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Old 13th February 2008, 09:55 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Nothing's made me come as close to vomiting as the slug thing yet. Come on! First person to make someone vomit wins! Even a dry heave counts!
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Old 13th February 2008, 09:57 PM   #19 (permalink)
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hows about a glass of freshy squeezed fanny pads?
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Old 13th February 2008, 11:22 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Old 13th February 2008, 11:24 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Your grandads excretions - sweat, vomit, piss, semen, saliva and watery shit - and some evil surgeon has rewired his insides so they all mix into a foul homologous watery paste which comes out of his cock, which is where you have to drink it from. And the only way to get it flowing is inserting two fingers into his rectum. Oh, and he's freshly dead from cancer of the penis.
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Old 13th February 2008, 11:56 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Period Juice, Cervical mucas and a good spodge of piss mixed with you own come
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Old 14th February 2008, 12:33 AM   #23 (permalink)
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Old 14th February 2008, 03:27 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Old 14th February 2008, 08:05 AM   #25 (permalink)
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Old 14th February 2008, 01:42 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Old 14th February 2008, 05:41 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Can you imagine an ocean of spiders?
that almost makes me cripple over in fear. a millionbilliontrillion self moving spider legs of all sizes connected to water molecules. what if all water was like that!
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Old 14th February 2008, 05:49 PM   #28 (permalink)
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I was thinking more of some the size and depth of the Atlantic, but literally full of spiders. Trillions of them....miles deep....all crawling over each other.....

Can you imagine being dropped in it? A swimming pool full would be horrific enough, but an ocean? And you sinking into it???
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Old 14th February 2008, 05:56 PM   #29 (permalink)
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i would be dead before i was toe deep.
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Old 14th February 2008, 06:14 PM   #30 (permalink)