What's the worst thing you can imagine drinking?

Thee Alex · 13th February 2008, 05:54 PM

Imagine you can make a drink out of anything - what would make you boak to even think about?

I thought a slug and salt smoothie.

McSlim · 13th February 2008, 05:58 PM

Tuna tin brine, brillo pad fibres and sex offender's tears.

Anzio · 13th February 2008, 06:02 PM

bong water colada!

Thee Alex · 13th February 2008, 06:06 PM

A pint of cold spit.

Thee Alex · 13th February 2008, 06:07 PM

Or a pint of Mucus

Anzio · 13th February 2008, 06:08 PM

Lol, thats just nasty... dog vom spritzer?

Thee Alex · 13th February 2008, 06:21 PM

A used condom, full of sick.

Thee Alex · 13th February 2008, 06:22 PM

and smeared in dogshit

Anzio · 13th February 2008, 06:27 PM

miller lite?

gabrillowise · 13th February 2008, 06:40 PM

A pint of barium meal.

But really, I'm not sure I can think of anything worse than the slugs in salt. That made my dinner rise a little bit.

humndislocation · 13th February 2008, 06:43 PM

Probably sewage

Thee Alex · 13th February 2008, 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gabrillowise

A pint of barium meal.

But really, I'm not sure I can think of anything worse than the slugs in salt. That made my dinner rise a little bit.

The slugs would be smooth though, cos after salting they would have been blended. I'm guessing the 'drink' would be a kind of greeny brown colour, and....oh god, I feel like I'm going to vomit just thinking about it.....

Thee Alex · 13th February 2008, 07:05 PM

Can you imagine an ocean of spiders?

LesMts · 13th February 2008, 07:16 PM

Your grandads excretions - sweat, vomit, piss, semen, saliva and watery shit - and some evil surgeon has rewired his insides so they all mix into a foul homologous watery paste which comes out of his cock, which is where you have to drink it from. And the only way to get it flowing is inserting two fingers into his rectum. Oh, and he's freshly dead from cancer of the penis.

13th February 2008, 05:54 PM	#1 (permalink)
Thee Alex UGS Assassin Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Solihull, West Midlands Posts: 3,969 Band: Wülfstabber, Catface, DJ Wrong Homer, Wings & Claws, Señor Citizen, WRRRMS	What's the worst thing you can imagine drinking? Imagine you can make a drink out of anything - what would make you boak to even think about? I thought a slug and salt smoothie.

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Anzio Registered User Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Dundee Posts: 59 Band: Anzio	bong water colada! Last edited by Anzio : 13th February 2008 at 06:07 PM.

13th February 2008, 05:58 PM	#2 (permalink)
McSlim Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: left a bit, left a bit, left a bit, there. Posts: 1,322	Tuna tin brine, brillo pad fibres and sex offender's tears.

13th February 2008, 06:06 PM	#4 (permalink)
Thee Alex UGS Assassin Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Solihull, West Midlands Posts: 3,969 Band: Wülfstabber, Catface, DJ Wrong Homer, Wings & Claws, Señor Citizen, WRRRMS	A pint of cold spit.

13th February 2008, 06:07 PM	#5 (permalink)
Thee Alex UGS Assassin Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Solihull, West Midlands Posts: 3,969 Band: Wülfstabber, Catface, DJ Wrong Homer, Wings & Claws, Señor Citizen, WRRRMS	Or a pint of Mucus

13th February 2008, 06:08 PM	#6 (permalink)
Anzio Registered User Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Dundee Posts: 59 Band: Anzio	Lol, thats just nasty... dog vom spritzer?

13th February 2008, 06:21 PM	#7 (permalink)
Thee Alex UGS Assassin Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Solihull, West Midlands Posts: 3,969 Band: Wülfstabber, Catface, DJ Wrong Homer, Wings & Claws, Señor Citizen, WRRRMS	A used condom, full of sick.

13th February 2008, 06:22 PM	#8 (permalink)
Thee Alex UGS Assassin Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Solihull, West Midlands Posts: 3,969 Band: Wülfstabber, Catface, DJ Wrong Homer, Wings & Claws, Señor Citizen, WRRRMS	and smeared in dogshit

13th February 2008, 06:27 PM	#9 (permalink)
Anzio Registered User Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Dundee Posts: 59 Band: Anzio	miller lite?

13th February 2008, 06:40 PM	#10 (permalink)
gabrillowise Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: the forest haven Posts: 2,009	A pint of barium meal. But really, I'm not sure I can think of anything worse than the slugs in salt. That made my dinner rise a little bit.

13th February 2008, 06:43 PM	#11 (permalink)
humndislocation Hardcore is serious guys Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Dundee Posts: 5,838 Band: Blasphemous Necrorapist	Probably sewage

13th February 2008, 07:05 PM	#13 (permalink)
Thee Alex UGS Assassin Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Solihull, West Midlands Posts: 3,969 Band: Wülfstabber, Catface, DJ Wrong Homer, Wings & Claws, Señor Citizen, WRRRMS	Can you imagine an ocean of spiders?

13th February 2008, 07:16 PM	#14 (permalink)
LesMts Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Fundee Posts: 684	Your grandads excretions - sweat, vomit, piss, semen, saliva and watery shit - and some evil surgeon has rewired his insides so they all mix into a foul homologous watery paste which comes out of his cock, which is where you have to drink it from. And the only way to get it flowing is inserting two fingers into his rectum. Oh, and he's freshly dead from cancer of the penis.