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Boy · 15th February 2008, 09:35 AM

the worst experience you have had with shit?

kj · 15th February 2008, 09:43 AM

Baz and I were playing football in the street when we were kids and at that time I was a goofy kid with big black plastic glasses. Anyway, that knob-end rolled the ball through some shit and then kicked it at me. That would have been fine had a fleck of shit not left the ball and splattered onto my right lens. I was left in a state of shock and had to shower 3 times a day for the rest of the week. If I wasn't wearing glasses Jah only knows what would have happened.

Kevxx · 15th February 2008, 06:35 PM

me and my pals shat in a plastic bag, and as a bus went past, chucked it!
it splattered everywhere, i didn't get any on me, but i remember my cousin going fuckign mental cause his jumper got shit on it! hahaha

ahh plently more of these haha

*Lyndsey* · 15th February 2008, 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Boy

the worst experience you have had with shit?

You're really quite odd for wanting to know!

hooligan · 15th February 2008, 06:55 PM

getting stuck in a blue bin was pretty shit.

dodging a stabbing with my snakelike body was also pretty crap.

getting stuck up on the roof of a burnt down mansion for over 2 hours in a summer shower the whole time thinking i was gonna slide to my death.

getting completely lost in Ibiza with nothing but a phone with no battery. i saved myself with a restaurant table mat with a picture of the island on it.

there are loads i just cant remember right now.

altho it didn't last long getting lost in the highlands of braemarr was really really shit for the 20 minutes it lasted. i was out my nut and really did start walking up a mountain thinking i was on the right track. had to 'borrow' a bike off one of the kids to get back the party, went round a town with about 20 houses 5 times before finding it. returned the bike later that night amazed to find they lived at the end of the street and the parents of kid were at the party.

hooligan · 15th February 2008, 06:56 PM

ah WITH shit. not just shit experience. my bad.

hooligan · 15th February 2008, 06:58 PM

i once witness someone lick their own steamy shit. didn't go down well.

Dashingmajor · 15th February 2008, 07:13 PM

2 girls 1 cup

Wee_rick · 15th February 2008, 09:06 PM

As the skinny bullied school kid, i had dogshit stuffed down the back of my school shirt. Luckily i've never stooped lower than that since.

Rosco the Bosco · 15th February 2008, 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Boy

the worst experience you have had with shit?

Probably listening to your band.

ArchFlameTera · 16th February 2008, 12:30 AM

This is more of a funny memory of shit.

When me and a few mates were around 12 ish i think, a wee bastard kept mouthing off and being a persistant little fuck, someone who was there picked him up and had him by the knees upside down, dipping him in as such.

ProzaK · 16th February 2008, 10:17 AM

Not a 'bad' experience as such.
But I once did a shit so big it touched the water before it left my arse.

xdavidx · 16th February 2008, 01:53 PM

one time I had a shit with a bit of undigested kettle chip poking out the side that sliced right down my arse passage as it came out. bled for about 15 minutes out my arse after that.

kj · 16th February 2008, 05:21 PM

wtf mate. Reminds me of when I was a kid going down to Broughty Beach (when it was nice and not covered in condoms and tampons) and getting sand up my arse crack.

Boy · 17th February 2008, 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Rosco the Bosco

Probably listening to your band.

i knew that was coming haha
i expected it from prozak to be honest tho

15th February 2008, 09:35 AM	#1 (permalink)
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kj gimp Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Scotland Posts: 13,709 Band: A band of merry men	Baz and I were playing football in the street when we were kids and at that time I was a goofy kid with big black plastic glasses. Anyway, that knob-end rolled the ball through some shit and then kicked it at me. That would have been fine had a fleck of shit not left the ball and splattered onto my right lens. I was left in a state of shock and had to shower 3 times a day for the rest of the week. If I wasn't wearing glasses Jah only knows what would have happened. __________________ This community cannot survive without your continued support. galleries \|\| links directory \|\| profiles \|\| wiki

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16th February 2008, 05:21 PM	#14 (permalink)
kj gimp Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Scotland Posts: 13,709 Band: A band of merry men	wtf mate. Reminds me of when I was a kid going down to Broughty Beach (when it was nice and not covered in condoms and tampons) and getting sand up my arse crack. __________________ This community cannot survive without your continued support. galleries \|\| links directory \|\| profiles \|\| wiki

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Kevxx Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Nam Posts: 1,713 Band: Kill All Celebrities - Stand together	me and my pals shat in a plastic bag, and as a bus went past, chucked it! it splattered everywhere, i didn't get any on me, but i remember my cousin going fuckign mental cause his jumper got shit on it! hahaha ahh plently more of these haha

15th February 2008, 06:55 PM	#5 (permalink)
hooligan Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 1,722	getting stuck in a blue bin was pretty shit. dodging a stabbing with my snakelike body was also pretty crap. getting stuck up on the roof of a burnt down mansion for over 2 hours in a summer shower the whole time thinking i was gonna slide to my death. getting completely lost in Ibiza with nothing but a phone with no battery. i saved myself with a restaurant table mat with a picture of the island on it. there are loads i just cant remember right now. altho it didn't last long getting lost in the highlands of braemarr was really really shit for the 20 minutes it lasted. i was out my nut and really did start walking up a mountain thinking i was on the right track. had to 'borrow' a bike off one of the kids to get back the party, went round a town with about 20 houses 5 times before finding it. returned the bike later that night amazed to find they lived at the end of the street and the parents of kid were at the party.

15th February 2008, 06:56 PM	#6 (permalink)
hooligan Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 1,722	ah WITH shit. not just shit experience. my bad.

15th February 2008, 06:58 PM	#7 (permalink)
hooligan Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 1,722	i once witness someone lick their own steamy shit. didn't go down well.

15th February 2008, 09:06 PM	#9 (permalink)
Wee_rick Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Menziehill, Dundee Posts: 1,305	As the skinny bullied school kid, i had dogshit stuffed down the back of my school shirt. Luckily i've never stooped lower than that since.

16th February 2008, 12:30 AM	#11 (permalink)
ArchFlameTera Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Dundonia!!!!!!!!! Posts: 4,693 Band: A Parting Shot (erratic grind madness) + Vulsellum (old school death metal)	This is more of a funny memory of shit. When me and a few mates were around 12 ish i think, a wee bastard kept mouthing off and being a persistant little fuck, someone who was there picked him up and had him by the knees upside down, dipping him in as such.

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ProzaK Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: The Stoby! Posts: 2,062 Band: welcome home, explorer	Not a 'bad' experience as such. But I once did a shit so big it touched the water before it left my arse.

16th February 2008, 01:53 PM	#13 (permalink)
xdavidx Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Glasgow. Posts: 6,997 Band: Spitelicker, LOLsquad.	one time I had a shit with a bit of undigested kettle chip poking out the side that sliced right down my arse passage as it came out. bled for about 15 minutes out my arse after that.