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Old 20th March 2008, 08:54 PM   #76 (permalink)
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jesus what a pain in the arse, photobucket was playing up on me for ages. think it has something to do with my un-updated version of 10.5 running on a g4.

anyway, this took 1min to draw and 20min to upload. was just gonna leave it but i think its so crap its funny.
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Old 20th March 2008, 10:54 PM   #77 (permalink)
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well, im better than all of you.

My gigs are so alternative, i just put up plain a4 sheets with GIG written in bold and nothing else, the person interested then has to turn the poster over to find a treausre map, once they find the treasure chest (an old tesco bag, spray painted with a lime sorbee green with a hint of intellectual penii beige) they will find a piece of paper with the date of said event on it, and on the back another map...this will be repeated until they have the date, venue, bands (1 band per bag, to save the earth from global warming i have replaced the bags for these with hand made sacks made of the finest kashmir)

My success with this speaks for itself - your shit.
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Old 21st March 2008, 09:15 AM   #78 (permalink)
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What about my shit?

Is it bananas? B-A-N-A-N-A-S
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Old 21st March 2008, 11:16 AM   #79 (permalink)
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The coffee ring sells this gig.
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Old 21st March 2008, 01:09 PM   #80 (permalink)
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Oh Hooligan! You've just proved that it's not as easy as it looks, haven't you?
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Old 21st March 2008, 10:46 PM   #81 (permalink)
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...how about a gig poster that says the following:

"free cake for all"

Haha, Ricky, i do seem to recall you using 'door tax' and 'gold coins' in yer flyers before. And i know that i made up alot of crappy joke descriptions with merkin that was understood only by a few (gutted i had been beaten to applecore...) so i get and appreciate the parody.

Haha, flyers should catch your eye, but also be legible so folks can see who is actualy playing.
or as in South Park... "Free Hat"


Most amusing pics, although to be fair I do understand people's criticism of Alex's. If I was wandering through the centre of town the design may catch my eye but I'm not gonna run over to decipher it... Big and bold does have it's uses.
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Old 22nd March 2008, 04:55 AM   #82 (permalink)
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Oh Hooligan! You've just proved that it's not as easy as it looks, haven't you?

last i heard hooligan hand a mongal wrist....get off his case!!!!
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Old 22nd March 2008, 07:57 AM   #83 (permalink)
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Old 30th March 2008, 02:22 PM   #84 (permalink)
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Oh Hooligan! You've just proved that it's not as easy as it looks, haven't you?
i don't think there is anything wrong with my work of art.
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Old 30th March 2008, 03:28 PM   #85 (permalink)
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show us your work.
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Old 30th March 2008, 06:42 PM   #86 (permalink)
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Our posters are unashamedly crap, largely because I have the design nous of your standard 70s high rise architect and everyone else is too lazy to try their hand at it. Not to worry though, because so long as the information gets across, who cares about a poster? It's nice if they're nice - my little brother drew us a beauty for the Latterman gig a while ago - but that just means they get stolen and you need to go and reposter more often, which is annoying.
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Old 30th March 2008, 07:06 PM   #87 (permalink)
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if anyone is wanting posters designed, im a pole painter.
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Old 30th March 2008, 09:13 PM   #88 (permalink)
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if anyone is wanting posters designed, i'm a bafta award winning audio designer.
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