The Thee Alex Guide to Poster Design for Dundee Gigs

[Curate]

Originally Posted by Thee Alex

if anyone is wanting posters designed, I'm Spartacus.

No, if anyone is wanting posters designed, I'm Spartacus...

...

*waits for QI flashing lights and Fry's witty condemnation*

[azzemojo]

haha i'd love to get into poster making but im afraid after looking at alex's posters i'd feel very shite to put it bluntly

[Thee Alex]

Originally Posted by geesus

If anyone is wanting posters designed, I'm Dhani

You missed out '....the racist' from your name.

[geesus]

funny guy.

[Thee Alex]

Originally Posted by geesus

funny guy.

Funnier than you, you dough faced, racist, moron.

[Thee Alex]

Originally Posted by Kenny

who cares about a poster?

By the same argument you could say 'who cares about the sleeve?' or 'Who cares about the t-shirt design?'

Good design is important.

[Thee Alex]

Originally Posted by Kenny

my little brother drew us a beauty for the Latterman gig a while ago

This one?



The one ruined by the terrible text? I had a look at your myspace and I have to agree, most of your posters ARE crap.

[hooligan]

whats wrong with the text? the only thing i could possibly complain about is that its a bit skinny. its really only because its not made by you and the text aint hand written, isn't it?

[Thee Alex]

No, it's because the text fouls the image in several locations and is unsympathetic to the overall design.

[hooligan]

who just left me neg rep saying they wouldn't want me to design a sandwich? il have you know i can make a sandwich better than your parents can spawn a child.

[Thee Alex]

Originally Posted by hooligan

who just left me neg rep saying they wouldn't want me to design a sandwich? il have you know i can make a sandwich better than your parents can spawn a child.

That doesn't make any sense! Even if you don't think that whoever* left you the negative rep is a tit, you can't possibly be saying the culprit was never a child! Cos whatever you think of them, their very existence shows that their parents were VERY successful at spawning a child.


*it was me btw, cos I think you're a witless cretin, and thought you'd demonstrate the fact by whining about the rep.

[Rebelius]

the I in "I stand alone" is exactly the same as the 1 in "15 Minutes" - and it looks horrible.

[hooligan]

Originally Posted by Thee Alex

That doesn't make any sense! Even if you don't think that whoever* left you the negative rep is a tit, you can't possibly be saying the culprit was never a child! Cos whatever you think of them, their very existence shows that their parents were VERY successful at spawning a child.


*it was me btw, cos I think you're a witless cretin, and thought you'd demonstrate the fact by whining about the rep.

i deliberately made a false statement because i knew it was you and think you are a prick and thought you would demonstrate the fact by being a prick.

see if your in a pub and someone says something that is not 100% correct in a joking manner, would you stop them in their tracks and point out where they are wrong and try to correct them?