Fao Rye

Bobsy · 10th June 2003, 11:34 PM

I just found out some very wierd stuff. Anyway you may not have known that claire used to live in pittenweem/anster area when she was younger and i was talking to her mum and we got ont to the subject of my band and i brought up how you were form pittenweem etc... and it turns out that she used to live accorss the street from you. And one time you pulled her hair so she bit you and you told on her (dont get excited, she was only about 4) Her mum thinks she has photos of you mibbe so keep posted if you wanna see a baby rye, i just thought i was rather freaky, and your mummy is called sandra and you have a brother called shaun who i havent met. Next time you see your mum ask her if she remembers john and hildsa brooksbank, it was a long time ago but she'd probably remember. So in theory there was no need for you to have been shy on sunday as you do know her, WOoOoOoOoOoOoOoH, strange but true!

Death By Grossi · 11th June 2003, 11:44 AM

Rye still pulls 4 year olds' hair.........but he bites them now

Cu on Friday, Bob

Grossi

Davey · 11th June 2003, 12:33 PM

thats funny as fuck!

bridget frenzy · 11th June 2003, 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Death By Grossi
Rye still pulls 4 year olds' hair.........but he bites them now

Cu on Friday, Bob

Grossi

rye still pulls 4 year olds.

The world according to Rye · 12th June 2003, 04:24 PM

Holy fuck beans.... i think i do remember! and i thought u were lying!!! hehe... find out more about what place and street? so i can be 100% sure!

Bobsy · 13th June 2003, 08:38 AM

Righto Captain Stabbin, i'll get back to you

Bobsy · 13th June 2003, 08:39 AM

But I know it was when u lived in st monans

Bobsy · 14th June 2003, 11:11 AM

IT was at the keyhole (St Davids Street) and her dad was an ambulance man (still is) and hes fae methil and hes hard too. Did ur gran own a chippy? or something like that.

bridget frenzy · 14th June 2003, 11:29 AM

i think his gran owned a fish shop, as in a fish mongers.

and i think when a certain somebody see's that last post they'll most likely fold your foreskin over your head and moonwalk on your testies which could be quite amusing.

Bobsy · 15th June 2003, 08:40 AM

I was castrated at the age of 15, to stop me from mating with all the female dogs. Then my penis was re-inforced with high strength alloy and i had my foreskin removed to prevent accidents like the above happening. But we have now established that ryan did live accorss the street from claire , oh aye, and claires mum sed that u were always a skinny wee thing whereas she often comments on my bulging muscles as well as my handsome looks and she sometimes gets annoyed that not everyone is as ace as me so she tries to feed me but i refuse it as i do not want my figure to be ruined. Cal also told me that ur gran owned a massage parlour..........

The world according to Rye · 25th June 2003, 11:23 AM

Holy shit man.... i totally remember now! Clair has a wee brother too.. who wore a boiler suit all the time!!! man what a small world... looks as though me and claire are just destined to be togther....

10th June 2003, 11:34 PM	#1 (permalink)
Bobsy Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Glasgow Posts: 3,333 Band: Concurrence, Priveleged Girls After School Club	Fao Rye I just found out some very wierd stuff. Anyway you may not have known that claire used to live in pittenweem/anster area when she was younger and i was talking to her mum and we got ont to the subject of my band and i brought up how you were form pittenweem etc... and it turns out that she used to live accorss the street from you. And one time you pulled her hair so she bit you and you told on her (dont get excited, she was only about 4) Her mum thinks she has photos of you mibbe so keep posted if you wanna see a baby rye, i just thought i was rather freaky, and your mummy is called sandra and you have a brother called shaun who i havent met. Next time you see your mum ask her if she remembers john and hildsa brooksbank, it was a long time ago but she'd probably remember. So in theory there was no need for you to have been shy on sunday as you do know her, WOoOoOoOoOoOoOoH, strange but true!

14th June 2003, 11:11 AM	#8 (permalink)
Bobsy Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Glasgow Posts: 3,333 Band: Concurrence, Priveleged Girls After School Club	IT was at the keyhole (St Davids Street) and her dad was an ambulance man (still is) and hes fae methil and hes hard too. Did ur gran own a chippy? or something like that. Last edited by Bob AOAS : 15th June 2003 at 05:32 PM.

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11th June 2003, 11:44 AM	#2 (permalink)
Death By Grossi Registered User Join Date: May 2003 Location: Scumdee Posts: 267	Rye still pulls 4 year olds' hair.........but he bites them now Cu on Friday, Bob Grossi

11th June 2003, 12:33 PM	#3 (permalink)
Davey Senior Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Dundee Posts: 5,317	thats funny as fuck!

12th June 2003, 04:24 PM	#5 (permalink)
The world according to Rye Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Dundee Posts: 2,385	Holy fuck beans.... i think i do remember! and i thought u were lying!!! hehe... find out more about what place and street? so i can be 100% sure!

13th June 2003, 08:38 AM	#6 (permalink)
Bobsy Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Glasgow Posts: 3,333 Band: Concurrence, Priveleged Girls After School Club	Righto Captain Stabbin, i'll get back to you

13th June 2003, 08:39 AM	#7 (permalink)
Bobsy Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Glasgow Posts: 3,333 Band: Concurrence, Priveleged Girls After School Club	But I know it was when u lived in st monans

14th June 2003, 11:29 AM	#9 (permalink)
bridget frenzy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: www.strikeatthesource.com Posts: 2,817	i think his gran owned a fish shop, as in a fish mongers. and i think when a certain somebody see's that last post they'll most likely fold your foreskin over your head and moonwalk on your testies which could be quite amusing.

15th June 2003, 08:40 AM	#10 (permalink)
Bobsy Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Glasgow Posts: 3,333 Band: Concurrence, Priveleged Girls After School Club	I was castrated at the age of 15, to stop me from mating with all the female dogs. Then my penis was re-inforced with high strength alloy and i had my foreskin removed to prevent accidents like the above happening. But we have now established that ryan did live accorss the street from claire , oh aye, and claires mum sed that u were always a skinny wee thing whereas she often comments on my bulging muscles as well as my handsome looks and she sometimes gets annoyed that not everyone is as ace as me so she tries to feed me but i refuse it as i do not want my figure to be ruined. Cal also told me that ur gran owned a massage parlour..........

25th June 2003, 11:23 AM	#11 (permalink)
The world according to Rye Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Dundee Posts: 2,385	Holy shit man.... i totally remember now! Clair has a wee brother too.. who wore a boiler suit all the time!!! man what a small world... looks as though me and claire are just destined to be togther....