Cals text of the week

The world according to Rye · 8th July 2003, 01:38 PM

well its been kinda quiet recently but i got a richt cracker when cal was pished the other day....

"gay rosa and 2 eat front has a jock tit fan vug! Can i touch your lady grass, what about your woman roast? Or your hanky chug boffin"

bridget frenzy · 8th July 2003, 08:49 PM

i still dont beleive that came from me, it's impossible... at the time it was sent i was being sick on my arm!!

honey bunny · 10th July 2003, 04:39 PM

thats great! cal is a comedy genious!

Chunderbunny · 10th July 2003, 09:58 PM

Sounds like someone trying to use predictive text who doesn't know how.....

The world according to Rye · 13th July 2003, 05:17 PM

nah i doubt it very much... it all makes sense in my wee head...

heres another one.

"hey, have you seen my lamb tamagochi pants? they were ben near the sonny jim waffle toast teddy bear bastards. That was a whoore eh a sair bum korma for 2 please"

colshank redemption · 28th July 2003, 11:11 AM

ah...good cals txt of the week has brightend up my day!

The world according to Rye · 29th July 2003, 04:37 PM

I couldnt be arsed doing this for a while.. but im gettin pissed of with my inbox being full!!! so....

"You do realise i brandish the velvet in this gang, I am the pump ambassador, Lets get this cow on the road D I S C O - D I S C O"

"Funny fuck sacks McIvor is monitoring my pump basin incase the wooden pokey comandos invade. quaff my kotex r2 d2! you smell of lassy cakes!"

"Lady petunia sweet and sor pish pianos is having a garden party, can you bring a tray of unfiltere lady wee and 2 plates of jobchag voul au vents? Rumbaba!"

"Tania mushroom upside down hoopy bums says dinosaurs can eat flags if they want! You dictate to the brontosaurus's far too much and quaff all of their pork!"

"Anika yorkie thunb jeeps wants us to milk her cow, she says we can visit muriel fancy whoop and tabatha horse rider double quiff quaff sandals."

"Anthonio 4 boiled wheelie bins is up for the chop, he called fergus bridge kittens a fruity nipper blog, what a crispy ping waggler! do the hokey cokey!"

"Timothy ruskoline up and coming malibu socks has just wanged me off the pokey with his 2 story hump gravy modulater! Whispy cattlemap dripping! Ra ra's honk"

"Have you still got my arsey cabinets vinyl? It was in a'low the gorgeoes bogey tapes kinda near the 'would you rog my findus rubberstamp lady butter' e.p."

SavageWalker · 5th August 2003, 11:25 PM

Funny as fuck!

Poo_Skinner · 8th August 2003, 03:49 AM

Typical Cal talk!! That guy is the queens pyjamas!

The world according to Rye · 11th August 2003, 12:45 PM

"Hey lady jim johanson-smith double barrelled snake on a uni cycle, you wanna get hommered tommorow? uhh hi uhh hi uhh hi"

SavageWalker · 31st August 2003, 01:23 PM

Ok i got this one from him last nite.

Hey monkey cabbage simpson, what the crack from the feith? i am fucking chips'd on MD 20 20..... Neo johnson is swish.

then later on that night i got this one....

hey man... IAM having some bad shit.... IAM hilucinating badly! I by no one yea......

bridget frenzy · 31st August 2003, 03:46 PM

holy spaniels missing from a dogs home! i swear i was totally hillucinating last night, there was hundreds of people just crouching down in a feild and every time i looked at them they turned around... it was the most fucked up thing ever!

it could hyave been something to do with the fact i necked a bottle of MD 20/20 before i went out?!

which i have to say is the most vile substance in this world other than rhino pee.

8th July 2003, 01:38 PM	#1 (permalink)
The world according to Rye Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Dundee Posts: 2,385	Cals text of the week well its been kinda quiet recently but i got a richt cracker when cal was pished the other day.... "gay rosa and 2 eat front has a jock tit fan vug! Can i touch your lady grass, what about your woman roast? Or your hanky chug boffin"

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8th July 2003, 08:49 PM	#2 (permalink)
bridget frenzy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: www.strikeatthesource.com Posts: 2,817	i still dont beleive that came from me, it's impossible... at the time it was sent i was being sick on my arm!!

10th July 2003, 04:39 PM	#3 (permalink)
honey bunny Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: none of your goddam business Posts: 1,232	thats great! cal is a comedy genious!

10th July 2003, 09:58 PM	#4 (permalink)
Chunderbunny Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Dundee Posts: 887	Sounds like someone trying to use predictive text who doesn't know how.....

13th July 2003, 05:17 PM	#5 (permalink)
The world according to Rye Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Dundee Posts: 2,385	nah i doubt it very much... it all makes sense in my wee head... heres another one. "hey, have you seen my lamb tamagochi pants? they were ben near the sonny jim waffle toast teddy bear bastards. That was a whoore eh a sair bum korma for 2 please"

28th July 2003, 11:11 AM	#6 (permalink)
colshank redemption Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: anstruther Posts: 843	ah...good cals txt of the week has brightend up my day!

29th July 2003, 04:37 PM	#7 (permalink)
The world according to Rye Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Dundee Posts: 2,385	I couldnt be arsed doing this for a while.. but im gettin pissed of with my inbox being full!!! so.... "You do realise i brandish the velvet in this gang, I am the pump ambassador, Lets get this cow on the road D I S C O - D I S C O" "Funny fuck sacks McIvor is monitoring my pump basin incase the wooden pokey comandos invade. quaff my kotex r2 d2! you smell of lassy cakes!" "Lady petunia sweet and sor pish pianos is having a garden party, can you bring a tray of unfiltere lady wee and 2 plates of jobchag voul au vents? Rumbaba!" "Tania mushroom upside down hoopy bums says dinosaurs can eat flags if they want! You dictate to the brontosaurus's far too much and quaff all of their pork!" "Anika yorkie thunb jeeps wants us to milk her cow, she says we can visit muriel fancy whoop and tabatha horse rider double quiff quaff sandals." "Anthonio 4 boiled wheelie bins is up for the chop, he called fergus bridge kittens a fruity nipper blog, what a crispy ping waggler! do the hokey cokey!" "Timothy ruskoline up and coming malibu socks has just wanged me off the pokey with his 2 story hump gravy modulater! Whispy cattlemap dripping! Ra ra's honk" "Have you still got my arsey cabinets vinyl? It was in a'low the gorgeoes bogey tapes kinda near the 'would you rog my findus rubberstamp lady butter' e.p."

5th August 2003, 11:25 PM	#8 (permalink)
SavageWalker Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Dundee Posts: 1,607 Band: www.sicktrick.co.uk	Funny as fuck!

8th August 2003, 03:49 AM	#9 (permalink)
Poo_Skinner Registered User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Anstruther Posts: 208	Typical Cal talk!! That guy is the queens pyjamas!

11th August 2003, 12:45 PM	#10 (permalink)
The world according to Rye Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Dundee Posts: 2,385	"Hey lady jim johanson-smith double barrelled snake on a uni cycle, you wanna get hommered tommorow? uhh hi uhh hi uhh hi"

31st August 2003, 01:23 PM	#11 (permalink)
SavageWalker Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Dundee Posts: 1,607 Band: www.sicktrick.co.uk	Ok i got this one from him last nite. Hey monkey cabbage simpson, what the crack from the feith? i am fucking chips'd on MD 20 20..... Neo johnson is swish. then later on that night i got this one.... hey man... IAM having some bad shit.... IAM hilucinating badly! I by no one yea......

31st August 2003, 03:46 PM	#12 (permalink)
bridget frenzy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: www.strikeatthesource.com Posts: 2,817	holy spaniels missing from a dogs home! i swear i was totally hillucinating last night, there was hundreds of people just crouching down in a feild and every time i looked at them they turned around... it was the most fucked up thing ever! it could hyave been something to do with the fact i necked a bottle of MD 20/20 before i went out?! which i have to say is the most vile substance in this world other than rhino pee.