last night at the cotton club

bridget frenzy · 16th August 2003, 12:03 PM

i'll never work in showbiz again.

Davey · 16th August 2003, 03:08 PM

hahahahahahahaha

good nite tho! The highlight being our visit from tayside constabularys finest at 5.30 am

Policewoman #1 : Where do you work?
Rye : The megabowl in Kirkcaldy
Rye : Do you want my mobile number?
Policewoman #2 : Yes please
Rye : Does this mean we can go out on a date?

Policewoman #2: Stop being an idiot
Col : I already told you! im a jester
Col : Ive been in bed for 10 hours nursing a bad back, could you give me a massage?

Anyone else remember any of the little gems from the convo?

bridget frenzy · 17th August 2003, 01:01 PM

bobby - "open the door"

bobby - "open the door or i'll get someone to break it down"

rye - *quiet polite voice "yes i'll be there in a moment i seem to have misplaced the keys"

bobby - "hurry up and open it"

rye - *not so quiet voice* "WHERES THE FUCKING KEYS FOR THE FUCKING DOOR, I NEED THE FUCKING KEYS , WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY?"

morven · 17th August 2003, 04:10 PM

so you had a good time then?

bridget frenzy · 17th August 2003, 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by tallicafreak

so you had a good time then?

yeah, rye threw an old sega master system at the guy that lives down the stairs from him!

all was good until the glass wrestling though, iam covered in cuts and the inside of my ear is black with bruising.

Davey · 17th August 2003, 07:12 PM

who would have thought a master system could put up so much resistance

i bet one of the fancy new x box blighters would have shattered immediately

Davey · 17th August 2003, 07:39 PM

i just remembered this little gem!

Bobby : Where do you work?
Col : im a barman at the casino
Bobby: really i know the manager, maybe i'll have a word with him
Col: what !? youre kiddin me you cant do that, this is discrimination!
Col: ok.. then.. whats the managers name?
Bobby: Im not at liberty to sa..
Col : (interrupting).. BECAUSE YOU DONT KNOW! haha i knew it.. i knew it was a lie!

SavageWalker · 17th August 2003, 07:52 PM

Ahh man i'm tellin ya me and that burd were pissing ourselves in the other room i canny believe they didnie even come through

Ohh well hope there ere no CCTV cameras then or we are fucked. ha ha

SavageWalker · 17th August 2003, 07:52 PM

Who the hell is "Fat bitch" anyway?

Davey · 17th August 2003, 08:02 PM

you mean you dont know?.... i thought she was ur girlfriend?

SavageWalker · 17th August 2003, 08:08 PM

Well Funnily enough it said Walker on her door ha ha ha

(when R

ye was booting the fuck oot of it)

bridget frenzy · 17th August 2003, 08:12 PM

i've never seen her before, but i think she must have done sumthin to piss the lads off!

Davey · 17th August 2003, 08:43 PM

maybe she said no to a spitroast

Abbott-NYS · 18th August 2003, 10:40 AM

Ahhh fuck once again a fucking good night.....specially when the cops where at the door and no on eanswered and they shouted " open the door or we will get force to do so" and out of no where Rye shouts " Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

that was pretty fucking funny....

and walker man dont worry you'll never get cought specially if you wear your 1970's retro sports top....just kidding....

And when Col appered from no where and said "Oh whats this red stuff on the walls? Who's been painting....."

Can anyone think of anyothers????

morven · 18th August 2003, 10:46 AM

lol sounds like a good night but where were you and how many of there was you? since i haee no idea wot ur talking about im slowly trying to piece it together

16th August 2003, 12:03 PM	#1 (permalink)
bridget frenzy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: www.strikeatthesource.com Posts: 2,817	last night at the cotton club i'll never work in showbiz again.

18th August 2003, 10:40 AM	#14 (permalink)
Abbott-NYS Banned Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Glasgow/Dundee Posts: 3,292 Band: Not Your Saviour	ha ha ha so fucking funny....... Ahhh fuck once again a fucking good night.....specially when the cops where at the door and no on eanswered and they shouted " open the door or we will get force to do so" and out of no where Rye shouts " Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" that was pretty fucking funny.... and walker man dont worry you'll never get cought specially if you wear your 1970's retro sports top....just kidding.... And when Col appered from no where and said "Oh whats this red stuff on the walls? Who's been painting....." Can anyone think of anyothers????

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16th August 2003, 03:08 PM	#2 (permalink)
Davey Senior Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Dundee Posts: 5,299	hahahahahahahaha good nite tho! The highlight being our visit from tayside constabularys finest at 5.30 am Policewoman #1 : Where do you work? Rye : The megabowl in Kirkcaldy Rye : Do you want my mobile number? Policewoman #2 : Yes please Rye : Does this mean we can go out on a date? Policewoman #2: Stop being an idiot Col : I already told you! im a jester Col : Ive been in bed for 10 hours nursing a bad back, could you give me a massage? Anyone else remember any of the little gems from the convo?

17th August 2003, 01:01 PM	#3 (permalink)
bridget frenzy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: www.strikeatthesource.com Posts: 2,817	bobby - "open the door" bobby - "open the door or i'll get someone to break it down" rye - quiet polite voice "yes i'll be there in a moment i seem to have misplaced the keys" bobby - "hurry up and open it" rye - not so quiet voice* "WHERES THE FUCKING KEYS FOR THE FUCKING DOOR, I NEED THE FUCKING KEYS , WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY?"

17th August 2003, 04:10 PM	#4 (permalink)
morven Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: dundee Posts: 2,632 Band: me and a banjo played by my donkey, phil.	so you had a good time then?

17th August 2003, 07:12 PM	#6 (permalink)
Davey Senior Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Dundee Posts: 5,299	who would have thought a master system could put up so much resistance i bet one of the fancy new x box blighters would have shattered immediately

17th August 2003, 07:39 PM	#7 (permalink)
Davey Senior Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Dundee Posts: 5,299	i just remembered this little gem! Bobby : Where do you work? Col : im a barman at the casino Bobby: really i know the manager, maybe i'll have a word with him Col: what !? youre kiddin me you cant do that, this is discrimination! Col: ok.. then.. whats the managers name? Bobby: Im not at liberty to sa.. Col : (interrupting).. BECAUSE YOU DONT KNOW! haha i knew it.. i knew it was a lie!

17th August 2003, 07:52 PM	#8 (permalink)
SavageWalker Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Dundee Posts: 1,606 Band: www.sicktrick.co.uk	Ahh man i'm tellin ya me and that burd were pissing ourselves in the other room i canny believe they didnie even come through Ohh well hope there ere no CCTV cameras then or we are fucked. ha ha

17th August 2003, 07:52 PM	#9 (permalink)
SavageWalker Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Dundee Posts: 1,606 Band: www.sicktrick.co.uk	Who the hell is "Fat bitch" anyway?

17th August 2003, 08:02 PM	#10 (permalink)
Davey Senior Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Dundee Posts: 5,299	you mean you dont know?.... i thought she was ur girlfriend?

17th August 2003, 08:08 PM	#11 (permalink)
SavageWalker Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Dundee Posts: 1,606 Band: www.sicktrick.co.uk	Well Funnily enough it said Walker on her door ha ha ha (when R ye was booting the fuck oot of it)

17th August 2003, 08:12 PM	#12 (permalink)
bridget frenzy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: www.strikeatthesource.com Posts: 2,817	i've never seen her before, but i think she must have done sumthin to piss the lads off!

17th August 2003, 08:43 PM	#13 (permalink)
Davey Senior Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Dundee Posts: 5,299	maybe she said no to a spitroast

18th August 2003, 10:46 AM	#15 (permalink)
morven Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: dundee Posts: 2,632 Band: me and a banjo played by my donkey, phil.	lol sounds like a good night but where were you and how many of there was you? since i haee no idea wot ur talking about im slowly trying to piece it together