Seaguls and Alan

Marco · 11th December 2002, 02:49 PM

I'm begining to think Alan has some kind of weird control over the seaguls. They followed us all the way from asda to alan's house at dinner time today. Me and chris were extremely worried about getting pooed on, But Alan just acted normal. Does anyone else think he's controling them some how?

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Ryan_Equilibrium · 12th December 2002, 10:57 AM

yeah i think so. just the other day there was a big swarm of the fuc_kers and they all shi_tted in front of me, if that wasnt weird enough, their excrement seemed to spell out ALAN! no joke, i was petrified, they then chased me up the road and pecked at my clothes eventually leaving me with nothing but my strides and one shoe on. Why Alan? WHHYYY?

11th December 2002, 02:49 PM	#1 (permalink)
Marco Scream for me Norwich! Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Dundee, Scotland Posts: 2,765 Band: Darkened Place	Seaguls and Alan I'm begining to think Alan has some kind of weird control over the seaguls. They followed us all the way from asda to alan's house at dinner time today. Me and chris were extremely worried about getting pooed on, But Alan just acted normal. Does anyone else think he's controling them some how? <img border="0" alt="[Hair1]" title="" src="graemlins/smhair1.gif" />

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12th December 2002, 10:57 AM	#2 (permalink)
Ryan_Equilibrium Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Dundee Posts: 3,098	yeah i think so. just the other day there was a big swarm of the fuc_kers and they all shi_tted in front of me, if that wasnt weird enough, their excrement seemed to spell out ALAN! no joke, i was petrified, they then chased me up the road and pecked at my clothes eventually leaving me with nothing but my strides and one shoe on. Why Alan? WHHYYY?