Ryan's (lack of) Beard

Grimble-Grumble · 31st January 2005, 03:05 PM

On Saturday night Ryan was telling us (Gunman & I) of his frustration at not being able to grow a beard. But lo! the Gunman has prepared a 5 year plan for Ryan & so by the year 2010 ryan will look like this

Gunman has put his reputation & perhaps his very life on the line here as Ryan said that if he still didn't have a beard after 5 years, he would chop off our heads. However, the Gunman has declared that if, by some unholy divine intervention or summit, Ryan still hasn't sprouted a hairy one after 4 years & 354 days, he will shoot Ryan to death, thereby saving his own.

Thank you for your time,
Love Grum
xoxox

KABLAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Lone Gunman · 31st January 2005, 03:09 PM

I can confirm this rumour whole-heartedly, however as part of the plan, ryan will not be allowed to do anything for 5 years except stare at the mirror, and concentrate on growing a beard

Grimble-Grumble · 31st January 2005, 03:11 PM

oh aye forgot about that

that is in fact, the whole 5 year plan

The Lone Gunman · 31st January 2005, 03:25 PM

well no, i forgot to mention, that seein as only evil people can grow beards, while you stand there for 5 years lookin in the mirror, concentrating on growing a beard, you must also occasionally intersperse these thoughts, with ones of mutilation and genocide, and midgets.

I think that's the full plan now. If i think of anything else to help, i shall post it here.

The Lone Gunman · 1st February 2005, 05:18 PM

And now for some evidence of beard = evil

Adolf Hitler, just a smallish moustache, hence not all that evil, just ever so slightly.

Billy Gibbons of ZZ Top, huge beard, possibly one of the most evil men on the planet.

Do you see? DO YOU SEE?

*Sarahanne* · 3rd February 2005, 03:53 PM

LMAO this thread is way over-due.

I'm confused though, cause Ryan gets so excitied when he has the littlest bit of stubble you'd think he had a fuckin beard!!

The Pumpkin · 4th February 2005, 01:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by *Sarahanne*

LMAO this thread is way over-due.

I'm confused though, cause Ryan gets so excitied when he has the littlest bit of stubble you'd think he had a fuckin beard!!

i think ryan should cut you all up.

enough of this bullying, even i dont do it anymore and i started the whole thing.

Grimble-Grumble · 4th February 2005, 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Pumpkin

i think ryan should cut you all up.

enough of this bullying, even i dont do it anymore and i started the whole thing.

We aren't bullying him he came to us with his problem and we've sorted him out!

Although he will slice us up if the plan doesn't work...

Ryan_Equilibrium · 4th February 2005, 04:22 PM

its true, i did go to them for advice, two strapping young lads with facial hair, i needed guidance!

The Pumpkin · 4th February 2005, 11:18 PM

i was really aiming that at a certain other person

Ryan_Equilibrium · 5th February 2005, 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Pumpkin

i was really aiming that at a certain other person

whos that then?

Grimble-Grumble · 9th August 2005, 01:02 AM

Any luck yet?

My beard fell off

Ryan_Equilibrium · 10th August 2005, 12:08 PM

well the other day i had 4 people say, "my god do you have facial hair??" or something along those lines....still....nothing to write home about

31st January 2005, 03:05 PM	#1 (permalink)
Grimble-Grumble Banned Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Dundee or Urvin Posts: 423	Ryan's (lack of) Beard On Saturday night Ryan was telling us (Gunman & I) of his frustration at not being able to grow a beard. But lo! the Gunman has prepared a 5 year plan for Ryan & so by the year 2010 ryan will look like this Gunman has put his reputation & perhaps his very life on the line here as Ryan said that if he still didn't have a beard after 5 years, he would chop off our heads. However, the Gunman has declared that if, by some unholy divine intervention or summit, Ryan still hasn't sprouted a hairy one after 4 years & 354 days, he will shoot Ryan to death, thereby saving his own. Thank you for your time, Love Grum xoxox KABLAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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31st January 2005, 03:09 PM	#2 (permalink)
The Lone Gunman Banned Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: See that red laser dot in the sky? Posts: 220	I can confirm this rumour whole-heartedly, however as part of the plan, ryan will not be allowed to do anything for 5 years except stare at the mirror, and concentrate on growing a beard

31st January 2005, 03:11 PM	#3 (permalink)
Grimble-Grumble Banned Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Dundee or Urvin Posts: 423	oh aye forgot about that that is in fact, the whole 5 year plan

31st January 2005, 03:25 PM	#4 (permalink)
The Lone Gunman Banned Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: See that red laser dot in the sky? Posts: 220	well no, i forgot to mention, that seein as only evil people can grow beards, while you stand there for 5 years lookin in the mirror, concentrating on growing a beard, you must also occasionally intersperse these thoughts, with ones of mutilation and genocide, and midgets. I think that's the full plan now. If i think of anything else to help, i shall post it here.

1st February 2005, 05:18 PM	#5 (permalink)
The Lone Gunman Banned Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: See that red laser dot in the sky? Posts: 220	And now for some evidence of beard = evil Adolf Hitler, just a smallish moustache, hence not all that evil, just ever so slightly. Billy Gibbons of ZZ Top, huge beard, possibly one of the most evil men on the planet. Do you see? DO YOU SEE?

3rd February 2005, 03:53 PM	#6 (permalink)
Sarahanne Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Dundee Posts: 1,086	LMAO this thread is way over-due. I'm confused though, cause Ryan gets so excitied when he has the littlest bit of stubble you'd think he had a fuckin beard!!

4th February 2005, 04:22 PM	#9 (permalink)
Ryan_Equilibrium Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Dundee Posts: 3,098	its true, i did go to them for advice, two strapping young lads with facial hair, i needed guidance!

4th February 2005, 11:18 PM	#10 (permalink)
The Pumpkin Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: id like to be in Camden Town Posts: 3,325 Band: Spengler	i was really aiming that at a certain other person

9th August 2005, 01:02 AM	#12 (permalink)
Grimble-Grumble Banned Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Dundee or Urvin Posts: 423	Any luck yet? My beard fell off

10th August 2005, 12:08 PM	#13 (permalink)
Ryan_Equilibrium Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Dundee Posts: 3,098	well the other day i had 4 people say, "my god do you have facial hair??" or something along those lines....still....nothing to write home about