Funniest Film Quotes

[RussellOrGoose]

Well..........quote,character and film.

[McSlim]

basically anything by leslie nielson

espeially as lieutenant frank drebin (of police squad)

"...caucasian"
Drebin:"Caucasian?"
"yeah, white guy. mustache, about 6 foot ."
"well thats an awfully big mustache"

"but frank you might get hurt"
Drebin:"you might get hurt is my middle name"
"but what about jane?"
Drebin"...i dont know her middle name"

lloyd bridges is also a very very funny man.

"do you know what its like to be lying in the snow. and be kicked in the head. by a steel boot....of course you dont, that never happens forget that."

so many funny film moments involving these 2 absolute geniuses!

[Allen1uk]

clint eastwood:

" there must be a million and one reasons why i shouldnt kill you"
(loads bullet)
" but at the moment i cant think of one.
(shoots him"

Monty Python:

" He's not the misyer, he is a very naughty boy!

Father Ted:

" spoon"
" yes father"
" curtians"
" yes thats right father"
" carpet"
(points at father ted)
" gob shite"

[{valentine*}]

Blackadder: "cluck, cluck, jibble, jibble, my old man's a mushroom and all that"

Father Ted:
*Mrs Doyle offers out tea*
Mrs Doyle(to Father Jack): "what would you say to a cup father?"

Father Jack: "Feck off cup!"

[Becca Bomb]

The scene in Human Traffic where Moff is in the taxi talking about torturing peter andre with thumbscrews, funny as fuck

and

the "funny like a clown" convo by Joe Pesci in Goodfellas

[evilheartedyou]

from O Brother, Where Art Thou?

the whole "we thought you was a toad"
*puzzled look*
"do NOT seek the treasure" etcetc scene

[McSlim]

Originally Posted by JelLy_babY

Father Ted:
*Mrs Doyle offers out tea*
Mrs Doyle(to Father Jack): "what would you say to a cup father?"

Father Jack: "Feck off cup!"

that made me laugh lots.

or when ted is attempting to explain perspective to dougal "this cow is very small, the ones outside....are far away."

[Mean Girl]

I love my brick!

[McSlim]

what film is it when a big beefy bloke walks up to jean claude van damme and comes out with the hilarious line "i hope we dont have pets"??

its not meant to be a comedy but its possibly one of the funniest lines in movie history.

[samuraisloth]

Originally Posted by JelLy_babY

Blackadder: "cluck, cluck, jibble, jibble, my old man's a mushroom and all that"

my favourite is Blackadder goes fourth (technically not a film)...

"We've been sitting here since Christmas 1914, during which millions of men have died, & we've advanced no further than an asthmatic ant with some heavy shopping."

and


"Your brain, for example, is so minute, Baldrick, that if a hungry cannibal cracked your head open, there wouldn't be enough inside to cover a small water biscuit."

fantastic humour

[RealR]

This isn't a flim but deserves a mention. In My Family the Dad is talking about kids to a pregnant women... "First they learn to talk only so they can talk back. Then they learn to walk so they can walk into shops with all your money. Then they find friends so they can hunt in packs..." That was class. As the women leaves calling him a monster he replies "I'm not a monster. I'm a parent!"

Class!

[Mr Traynor]

Baseketball....(it had to come up sooner or later)

Squeak# I swear if you guys diss me 13 or 14 more times.......am outta here

[Rainbow_brite]

yeh
that was a funny one
wasnt it
traynor

[KEV - NFT]

from monty python and the holy grail:

king arthur: "old woman"

man: "man"

king arthur: "what"

man: "i'm not a woman i'm a man"

king arthur: "all right then...old woman"

man: "37"

king arthur: "what"

man: "i'm 37 i'm not old"

king arthur: "all right then man who lives in that castle over there"

there is more to it but i can't remember the rest of it but it had me laughing for ages