Worst Horror Movies

daniel_goldbloom · 8th February 2005, 05:32 PM

The other day I watched a terrible film called 'The Nostril Picker'. If you are unfamiliar with the film's plot, it basically involves a seedy looking chap, who gains the ability (from a hobo no less) to change into a school girl. With this power, he goes on a killing spree, dispatching his classmates one by one, until the police get wise to it and there is a brilliantly predictable twist of an ending.
To be fair, this movie was quite amusing because it was so bad, so it's not the worst i've seen.

A similarly so-bad-it's-laughable movie is 'Camp Blood'. 4 teenagers go camping in the woods out of town, which they are told to stay away from by a mad old man, but they take no notice. When they arrive they are stalked by a man in a clown mask. I wont spoil the ending because the director did a good enough job of that himself.

Then there are ones which are just plain bad and are a chore to watch like 'The Incredible Melting Man' (great but misleading title) and 'Eric's Revenge' (although it does star Pauly Shore, which makes it a must for any Pauly Shore completists out there). Also a mention for The Texas Chainsaw Massacre' remake which was a pointless waste of time.

Fritz · 8th February 2005, 05:58 PM

Blood Gnome was a particuarly unpleasant viewing experience. Complete and utter shite along with another absoulte cracker titled, Alien Species. Both of these are B-movie efforts but I think stuff like the Scream and I Know What You Did.. series are fucking crap too.

PrettyPumpkin · 8th February 2005, 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by daniel_goldbloom

A similarly so-bad-it's-laughable movie is 'Camp Blood'. 4 teenagers go camping in the woods out of town, which they are told to stay away from by a mad old man, but they take no notice. When they arrive they are stalked by a man in a clown mask. I wont spoil the ending because the director did a good enough job of that himself.

What was the film that we watched with a similar setting...The group of 8 or so teenagers camping in the woods at Halloween and then that zombie coming along and turning nearly all of them into zombies? That was, in my opinion, a 'so-bad-it's-laughable movie'...

*Lyndsey* · 8th February 2005, 06:55 PM

i saw a very weird movie, i think its called basketcase, about a young guy thats got to kill people for this worm thing and then the worm thing crawls up his back and feeds him goo which makes him happy and in the end the guy shoots himself in the brain coz he's sick of worm thing dominating his life and lots of white light oozes out his head

and also this film i watched all in french was weird, it was abouta weird guy who kidnaps kids and steals their dreams or something, i liked it wen i was younger but it freaks me out now

Becca Bomb · 8th February 2005, 07:34 PM

Me and my dad used to watch these dodgy horrors called "The Hills Have Eyes" I think there were 2 sequels, they were really poor when I think back, and no fucker has heard of them! From the 80s I think

RussellOrGoose · 8th February 2005, 07:58 PM

The 'horror' section in most Global Videos is great for stuff like this.All those low budget American ones are in it.'Scream' rip off's galore with different silly killers.

*Lyndsey* · 8th February 2005, 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by punkiconess

Me and my dad used to watch these dodgy horrors called "The Hills Have Eyes" I think there were 2 sequels, they were really poor when I think back, and no fucker has heard of them! From the 80s I think

saw it wen i was 10 haha quality - ur right noone membas them, they aint worth remembering

The Pumpkin · 8th February 2005, 11:30 PM

'The Hunk' is a terrible one from the 80's, its ridiculous and pretty much every recent horror film bar a few have been shite

All_in_black · 8th February 2005, 11:32 PM

That one with the cats at the end.

xglitter-me-upx · 8th February 2005, 11:54 PM

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Originally Posted by punkiconess

Me and my dad used to watch these dodgy horrors called "The Hills Have Eyes" I think there were 2 sequels, they were really poor when I think back, and no fucker has heard of them! From the 80s I think

Weren't they about inbreeding disfigured creeps?
I'm sure I saw the first one a long time ago.

I remember watching a movie with my mum about a girl school that go on a trip to some mountain. It's called " A day out at "something" rock" I think and I remember my mum saying how scary it was but I don't remember anything actually ever happening in it.

Reviews101 · 8th February 2005, 11:57 PM

any of them horror movies .... in them packs of like 4 dvd's in one case BORING>.....and nay wes craven movie(except Nightmare on elm street)

daniel_goldbloom · 9th February 2005, 01:53 AM

The Hills Have Eyes is considered a seminal horror film. I've seen it, it was alright but not brilliant. It has the bald bug-eyed chap in it, looks like that football referee. I haven't seen the sequels but as a rule of thumb, horror sequels are inferior to the 1st movie. Except for Evil Dead 2, though that's kind of a remake so I don't know if that counts.

Laura, the film we watched was called 'Zombie Nosh'. I actually quite enjoyed it. It had a child decapitation scene so I was satisfied

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ArchFlameTera · 9th February 2005, 02:57 AM

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Originally Posted by daniel_goldbloom

A similarly so-bad-it's-laughable movie is 'Camp Blood'. 4 teenagers go camping in the woods out of town, which they are told to stay away from by a mad old man, but they take no notice. When they arrive they are stalked by a man in a clown mask. I wont spoil the ending because the director did a good enough job of that himself.

Lol! i actually own that on DVD! the only reason it hasn't had a trip to grouchos's is that the blood is a comical shade of ginger and the scene when the guy is fighting with the "killer" beside the water/stones is just hilarious! (bendy machete/dodgy out-of-sync slicing sound - it really doesn't get any more low budget than this)

Baz · 9th February 2005, 12:16 PM

i have the classic "sorority babes in the slimeball bowlarama" taped from bravo years ago. 4 sorority girls and the token geek get trapped in a bowling alley and a monster comes out the engine room and eats them all. genius.

`Piranha` is another favourite, i have that too, its fucking great. so bad its great.

i loved the Critters movies as a wee lad, very good. although Critters 3 i think it is, when one comes out the toilet, that freaked me out, a man should be able to poo in his own house wi

8th February 2005, 05:32 PM	#1 (permalink)
daniel_goldbloom Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Foodieash Posts: 2,312	Worst Horror Movies The other day I watched a terrible film called 'The Nostril Picker'. If you are unfamiliar with the film's plot, it basically involves a seedy looking chap, who gains the ability (from a hobo no less) to change into a school girl. With this power, he goes on a killing spree, dispatching his classmates one by one, until the police get wise to it and there is a brilliantly predictable twist of an ending. To be fair, this movie was quite amusing because it was so bad, so it's not the worst i've seen. A similarly so-bad-it's-laughable movie is 'Camp Blood'. 4 teenagers go camping in the woods out of town, which they are told to stay away from by a mad old man, but they take no notice. When they arrive they are stalked by a man in a clown mask. I wont spoil the ending because the director did a good enough job of that himself. Then there are ones which are just plain bad and are a chore to watch like 'The Incredible Melting Man' (great but misleading title) and 'Eric's Revenge' (although it does star Pauly Shore, which makes it a must for any Pauly Shore completists out there). Also a mention for The Texas Chainsaw Massacre' remake which was a pointless waste of time.

8th February 2005, 05:58 PM	#2 (permalink)
Fritz Uzi Lover Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Dundee Posts: 3,274 Band: Pretty much everything I touch turns to gold. Don't know what bands I play in? You should get out more you sad fuck!	Blood Gnome was a particuarly unpleasant viewing experience. Complete and utter shite along with another absoulte cracker titled, Alien Species. Both of these are B-movie efforts but I think stuff like the Scream and I Know What You Did.. series are fucking crap too. __________________ "Are bummers deaf?"

9th February 2005, 01:53 AM	#12 (permalink)
daniel_goldbloom Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Foodieash Posts: 2,312	The Hills Have Eyes is considered a seminal horror film. I've seen it, it was alright but not brilliant. It has the bald bug-eyed chap in it, looks like that football referee. I haven't seen the sequels but as a rule of thumb, horror sequels are inferior to the 1st movie. Except for Evil Dead 2, though that's kind of a remake so I don't know if that counts. Laura, the film we watched was called 'Zombie Nosh'. I actually quite enjoyed it. It had a child decapitation scene so I was satisfied.

8th February 2005, 06:55 PM	#4 (permalink)
Lyndsey Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Sundee Posts: 5,285	i saw a very weird movie, i think its called basketcase, about a young guy thats got to kill people for this worm thing and then the worm thing crawls up his back and feeds him goo which makes him happy and in the end the guy shoots himself in the brain coz he's sick of worm thing dominating his life and lots of white light oozes out his head and also this film i watched all in french was weird, it was abouta weird guy who kidnaps kids and steals their dreams or something, i liked it wen i was younger but it freaks me out now

8th February 2005, 07:34 PM	#5 (permalink)
Becca Bomb Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: the ghost train Posts: 3,738 Band: The Leatherettes	Me and my dad used to watch these dodgy horrors called "The Hills Have Eyes" I think there were 2 sequels, they were really poor when I think back, and no fucker has heard of them! From the 80s I think

8th February 2005, 07:58 PM	#6 (permalink)
RussellOrGoose legend Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Cupar Posts: 6,432	The 'horror' section in most Global Videos is great for stuff like this.All those low budget American ones are in it.'Scream' rip off's galore with different silly killers.

8th February 2005, 11:30 PM	#8 (permalink)
The Pumpkin Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: id like to be in Camden Town Posts: 3,325 Band: Spengler	'The Hunk' is a terrible one from the 80's, its ridiculous and pretty much every recent horror film bar a few have been shite

8th February 2005, 11:32 PM	#9 (permalink)
All_in_black Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Kirriemuir Posts: 1,873	That one with the cats at the end.

8th February 2005, 11:57 PM	#11 (permalink)
Reviews101 Big floppy donkey dick Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Nam Posts: 1,024	any of them horror movies .... in them packs of like 4 dvd's in one case BORING>.....and nay wes craven movie(except Nightmare on elm street)