Favourite quotes from movies. - Page 3

My First Kev · 6th September 2005, 02:51 PM

"I feel like a pig shat on my head"
Withnail describing his hangover in "Withnail and I"

Baddie: "We have your daughter Matrix, so you gotta co-operate..right?"
Arnie: "WRONG !!!"
shortly before shooting a baddie in Commando

"Gimmie Some Sugar Baby"
Ol' smoothie Bruce Capmbell in Evil Dead 3

Baz · 6th September 2005, 03:04 PM

"junior, when we get home, the first thing im gonna do, is punch your mama right in the mouth" - smokey and the bandit

"lietenant Drebin! i dont remember seeing your name on the guestlist this evening?" , "ah, thats nothing to be ashamed of, i sometimes go by my maiden name" - naken gun

"mouth, get your foot off the table" , "you got it" - goonies

"well, where are they? " "umm sir, thats the coffee machine, this is the radar here" , "i know that!! i always drink coffee before watching radar" - spaceballs

Baz · 6th September 2005, 03:21 PM

ah, i shoulda never looked at this thread. now i cant stop thinking about movie quotes dammit.

"I'm Shellie's new boyfriend and I'm out of my mind. If you so much as talk to her or even think her name, I'll cut you in ways that'll make you useless to a woman." - Sin City

"You're a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way? " - caddyshack

Dante: there's a stranger in our bathroom and he just raped Caitlin!
Randal :But she said that she did all the work.
Dante :Would you shut the fuck up! Who the fuck's in our bathroom?

Dante: I'm stuck in this pit, working for less than a slave wages. Working on my day off, the goddamn steel shutters are closed, I deal with every backward ass fuck on the planet. I smell like shoe polish. My ex-girlfriend is catatonic after fucking a dead guy. And my present girlfriend has sucked 36 dicks.
Randal: 37 - clerks

"Candygram for Mongo! Candygram for Mongo!" - blazing saddles

Baz · 6th September 2005, 03:26 PM

one more classic -

"Who the fuck hit me? , Batman, muthafucka"

from Black Belt Jones

and relax

My First Kev · 6th September 2005, 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Don

"lietenant Drebin! i dont remember seeing your name on the guestlist this evening?" , "ah, thats nothing to be ashamed of, i sometimes go by my maiden name" - naken gun

those movies are full of great quotes

"The suspect was male, caucasian, a moustache, about 6'4''"

"Wow, that's a big moustache"

DissolveD_JameS · 6th September 2005, 03:45 PM

"This isn't a good day to be a bad guy"

"Caw, caw, bang, fuck I'm dead"

"Fuck sake, die will ya"

"I shagged her pink ass and she luuurrrvvvvveedd it"

"Is that gasoline I smell?"

"I feel like a little worm on a big fucking hook"

"I'm not Skank, Skank's over there, Skank's dead"

"Fire it up! Fire it up! Fire it up!"

"Happy horse shit."

"Victims... aren't we all?"

If you don't know what movie these are from then you smell.

invisible_girl · 6th September 2005, 04:30 PM

"Real lose only occurs when you love something more than you love yourself"
~~ Good Will Hunting

"I feel just like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman, except the whole hooker thing."
~~ She's All That

TNF · 6th September 2005, 05:56 PM

"Thats one big pile of shit" ~~ Ian Malcolm (Jurrasic Park)

invisible_girl · 6th September 2005, 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TNF

"Thats one big pile of shit" ~~ Ian Malcolm (Jurrasic Park)

I went to see that film when it came out, i was so scared!!

I can't remember how old i was but i remember drawing/writing about it in my picture and story book in primary!!

morven · 6th September 2005, 07:08 PM

"I am a nice shark and not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Fish are friends, not food. " Finding Nemo

TNF · 6th September 2005, 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by invisible_girl

I went to see that film when it came out, i was so scared!!

I can't remember how old i was but i remember drawing/writing about it in my picture and story book in primary!!

i had the jurassic park tracing book! it was so much fun

i was always scared of the raptors at the end though.

ArchFlameTera · 6th September 2005, 07:12 PM

"Tell me about the fucking golfshoes!" - Fear and loathing

"This is a fancy restaurant" fred got fingered

and this isnt really a movie, but its ace:

"Kinda sucks, that me and Jerry, arent really friends."
"Hello there Heebert Cucumberdale"
"You look friendly."

Banana fingers!

invisible_girl · 6th September 2005, 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TNF

i had the jurassic park tracing book! it was so much fun

i was always scared of the raptors at the end though.

I had pencil case, pencils, backpack, umbrella........loadsa merch!!

I still think it's a really good movie!!

I love Jeff Goldbloom, and the song that's played when you see them flying in the helicopter, as they arrive, it always reminds me of a hymn that was always sung at my school!!!

6th September 2005, 02:51 PM	#31 (permalink)
My First Kev Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Crewe, Cheshire Posts: 1,911	"I feel like a pig shat on my head" Withnail describing his hangover in "Withnail and I" Baddie: "We have your daughter Matrix, so you gotta co-operate..right?" Arnie: "WRONG !!!" shortly before shooting a baddie in Commando "Gimmie Some Sugar Baby" Ol' smoothie Bruce Capmbell in Evil Dead 3 Last edited by My First Kev : 6th September 2005 at 03:44 PM.

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Baz Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Dundee Posts: 4,730 Band: 15 Minutes	"junior, when we get home, the first thing im gonna do, is punch your mama right in the mouth" - smokey and the bandit "lietenant Drebin! i dont remember seeing your name on the guestlist this evening?" , "ah, thats nothing to be ashamed of, i sometimes go by my maiden name" - naken gun "mouth, get your foot off the table" , "you got it" - goonies "well, where are they? " "umm sir, thats the coffee machine, this is the radar here" , "i know that!! i always drink coffee before watching radar" - spaceballs

6th September 2005, 03:21 PM	#33 (permalink)
Baz Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Dundee Posts: 4,730 Band: 15 Minutes	ah, i shoulda never looked at this thread. now i cant stop thinking about movie quotes dammit. "I'm Shellie's new boyfriend and I'm out of my mind. If you so much as talk to her or even think her name, I'll cut you in ways that'll make you useless to a woman." - Sin City "You're a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way? " - caddyshack Dante: there's a stranger in our bathroom and he just raped Caitlin! Randal :But she said that she did all the work. Dante :Would you shut the fuck up! Who the fuck's in our bathroom? Dante: I'm stuck in this pit, working for less than a slave wages. Working on my day off, the goddamn steel shutters are closed, I deal with every backward ass fuck on the planet. I smell like shoe polish. My ex-girlfriend is catatonic after fucking a dead guy. And my present girlfriend has sucked 36 dicks. Randal: 37 - clerks "Candygram for Mongo! Candygram for Mongo!" - blazing saddles

6th September 2005, 03:26 PM	#34 (permalink)
Baz Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Dundee Posts: 4,730 Band: 15 Minutes	one more classic - "Who the fuck hit me? , Batman, muthafucka" from Black Belt Jones and relax

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6th September 2005, 04:30 PM	#37 (permalink)
invisible_girl Goonies never say die Join Date: May 2005 Location: Dundee Posts: 719	"Real lose only occurs when you love something more than you love yourself" ~~ Good Will Hunting "I feel just like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman, except the whole hooker thing." ~~ She's All That

6th September 2005, 05:56 PM	#38 (permalink)
TNF Schmako as funk! Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Bilston Posts: 1,139 Band: High School Anal	"Thats one big pile of shit" ~~ Ian Malcolm (Jurrasic Park)

6th September 2005, 07:08 PM	#40 (permalink)
morven Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: dundee Posts: 2,632 Band: me and a banjo played by my donkey, phil.	"I am a nice shark and not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Fish are friends, not food. " Finding Nemo

6th September 2005, 07:12 PM	#42 (permalink)
ArchFlameTera Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Dundonia!!!!!!!!! Posts: 4,708 Band: A Parting Shot (erratic grind madness) + Vulsellum (old school death metal)	"Tell me about the fucking golfshoes!" - Fear and loathing "This is a fancy restaurant" fred got fingered and this isnt really a movie, but its ace: "Kinda sucks, that me and Jerry, arent really friends." "Hello there Heebert Cucumberdale" "You look friendly." Banana fingers!