Favourite quotes from movies.

[humndislocation]

I don't think it's nice you laughing. You see my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it...

Three coffins . . . My mistake: four coffins.

A fistfull of dollars.

[Davey]

Howard: Dong. Where is my automobile?

Long Duk Dong: Oto-mo-biiile?

Sixteen candles!

[Keerin]

Originally Posted by full metal jacket

The dead are covered in lime. the dead know only one thing, that it is better to be alive.

full metal jacket is full of memorable quotes. im away to watch it now.

[My First Kev]

Originally Posted by Keerin

full metal jacket is full of memorable quotes.

most of them from the drill seargent though


"How tall are you private?"

"Five foot, nine. Sir!"

"Five foot, nine.....I didn't realise they stacked shit that high"

[invisible_girl]

I watched The Girl Next Door last night and i liked this quote from it:

"Look Eli, i really like this girl."
"And you can still like her with your penis in her."

Hehe

[Lynnie]

Originally Posted by ArchFlameTera

I had a roaring T Rex! it was rubber, and you squeezed its stomach i think.
Im going to look for it

Do you still have it?? I want it! please *bats eyelashes in a nice girlie way*

[John Matrix]

Originally Posted by My First Kev

most of them from the drill seargent though


"How tall are you private?"

"Five foot, nine. Sir!"

"Five foot, nine.....I didn't realise they stacked shit that high"

Not to forget:

"Where in hell are you from anyway, Private?

Sir, Texas, sir!

Holy dogshit! Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy! And you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down!"

And also:

"I wanted to see exotic Vietnam, the jewel of Southeast Asia. I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture...and kill them."

[vivouk]

Originally Posted by Don

Dante: there's a stranger in our bathroom and he just raped Caitlin!
Randal :But she said that she did all the work.
Dante :Would you shut the fuck up! Who the fuck's in our bathroom?

Dante: I'm stuck in this pit, working for less than a slave wages. Working on my day off, the goddamn steel shutters are closed, I deal with every backward ass fuck on the planet. I smell like shoe polish. My ex-girlfriend is catatonic after fucking a dead guy. And my present girlfriend has sucked 36 dicks.
Randal: 37 - clerks

LEGEND.

I've not watched any Kevin Smith films for a good 6 months now. It's going to be amazing when I do