Least Favourite Modern Actor

ubermensch · 17th December 2007, 02:09 PM

Just to create a thread as an aside for all those actors that you think are total dogshit. My candidates are:

Keanu Reeves - Wooden plank with a wig attached to it that somehow still manages to get work. It doesn't matter what he's in, he still has that vacant stare that you can only associate with Ted from Bill & Ted. Guff.

Bill Paxton - Just utter fucking rubbish. His death scene in Tombstone ran the risk of making me the happiest man alive, but he can't even die in an appropriate manner.

Hayden Christensen - More wooden than the resulting love child of Woody Allen and Woody Harrelson (Woody Allen has a womb by the way). Somehow managed to blag the role of one of the most important bad guys in cinematic history. Appeared to be better in Revenge of the Sith, but only because his performance in Attack of the Clones was almost unforgivable.

FuriousGeorge · 17th December 2007, 02:11 PM

Orlando Bloom

Johnny5 · 17th December 2007, 02:16 PM

Haha, I got this film out of Spar a couple of months ago, it being a notorious movie hangout and all. It was called 'Shattered Glass' and I recoiled in horror when we put it on and found out Hayden Christensen was in it. I'm not kidding, but it was the worst acting performance I've ever seen probably. We had to switch it off and I never stop watching films once they're on, get it so you can laugh.

Attack Of The Clones is hilarious, the scenes between him and Natalie Portman are like a bad dream. In space. But where nothing happens.

As for this thread, I'd like to nominate Ben Affleck. He annoys me immensely and he even manages to ruin Kevin Smith films. As for Daredevil, hahahahaahahha.

Johnny5 · 17th December 2007, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by FuriousGeorge

Orlando Bloom

Can't wait for the LOTR director's cut where they just edit Legolas out.

^_mincher_^ · 17th December 2007, 02:20 PM

Britanny Murphy.

Fuck off.

Pubic Wig · 17th December 2007, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by ubermensch

Just to create a thread as an aside for all those actors that you think are total dogshit. My candidates are:

Keanu Reeves - Wooden plank with a wig attached to it that somehow still manages to get work. It doesn't matter what he's in, he still has that vacant stare that you can only associate with Ted from Bill & Ted. Guff.

Bill Paxton - Just utter fucking rubbish. His death scene in Tombstone ran the risk of making me the happiest man alive, but he can't even die in an appropriate manner.

Hayden Christensen - More wooden than the resulting love child of Woody Allen and Woody Harrelson (Woody Allen has a womb by the way). Somehow managed to blag the role of one of the most important bad guys in cinematic history. Appeared to be better in Revenge of the Sith, but only because his performance in Attack of the Clones was almost unforgivable.

Disagree with Bill Paxton for this one line...

"its game over man. Game Over!!!"

but Hayden Christianson is utter toshpot.

gabrillowise · 17th December 2007, 04:51 PM

Bill Paxton
Keanu Reeves
Matthew McConaughey (no reason, I just hate him)
Ben Stiller (again, hate him. His face makes me wince, especially when he pulls 'that' face which is apparently hilarious, especially in EVERY FILM HE MAKES) except for in the Royal Tenenbaums.

Lynnie · 17th December 2007, 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by gabrillowise

Ben Stiller (again, hate him. His face makes me wince, especially when he pulls 'that' face which is apparently hilarious, especially in EVERY FILM HE MAKES) except for in the Royal Tenenbaums.

agreed. I hate ben stiller. the royal tenenbaums is ace

Also Helena Bonham Carter annoys the hell out of me. and jim carrey is just a knob.

bobby · 18th December 2007, 12:12 PM

matt damon

LesMts · 18th December 2007, 12:32 PM

Adam Sandler.
He's amazing. His repertoire is incredible. There's the sweet guy with the short temper, the short tempered guy with the underlying sweetness and there's........er........

Fritz · 18th December 2007, 06:32 PM

Ashton Kutcher
Katey Holmes
Orlando Bloom
Anyone who has ever appeared in Hollyoaks
Ice T
Ben Affleck
Sarah Jessica Parker
Martin Laurance (you sir, are not funny)
Keira Knightley

gabrillowise · 18th December 2007, 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Fritz

Ashton Kutcher
Keira Knightley

ubermensch · 18th December 2007, 07:27 PM

Rob Schneider.

17th December 2007, 02:09 PM	#1 (permalink)
ubermensch Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Pat Sharp's basement. Posts: 680 Band: Juliet Kilo	Least Favourite Modern Actor Just to create a thread as an aside for all those actors that you think are total dogshit. My candidates are: Keanu Reeves - Wooden plank with a wig attached to it that somehow still manages to get work. It doesn't matter what he's in, he still has that vacant stare that you can only associate with Ted from Bill & Ted. Guff. Bill Paxton - Just utter fucking rubbish. His death scene in Tombstone ran the risk of making me the happiest man alive, but he can't even die in an appropriate manner. Hayden Christensen - More wooden than the resulting love child of Woody Allen and Woody Harrelson (Woody Allen has a womb by the way). Somehow managed to blag the role of one of the most important bad guys in cinematic history. Appeared to be better in Revenge of the Sith, but only because his performance in Attack of the Clones was almost unforgivable.

18th December 2007, 06:32 PM	#11 (permalink)
Fritz Uzi Lover Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Dundee Posts: 3,274 Band: Pretty much everything I touch turns to gold. Don't know what bands I play in? You should get out more you sad fuck!	Ashton Kutcher Katey Holmes Orlando Bloom Anyone who has ever appeared in Hollyoaks Ice T Ben Affleck Sarah Jessica Parker Martin Laurance (you sir, are not funny) Keira Knightley __________________ "Are bummers deaf?"

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FuriousGeorge Who Wants This Dog!? Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: dundee Posts: 566 Band: George Micheal	Orlando Bloom

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Johnny5 cock in hand Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Dundee Posts: 1,986	Haha, I got this film out of Spar a couple of months ago, it being a notorious movie hangout and all. It was called 'Shattered Glass' and I recoiled in horror when we put it on and found out Hayden Christensen was in it. I'm not kidding, but it was the worst acting performance I've ever seen probably. We had to switch it off and I never stop watching films once they're on, get it so you can laugh. Attack Of The Clones is hilarious, the scenes between him and Natalie Portman are like a bad dream. In space. But where nothing happens. As for this thread, I'd like to nominate Ben Affleck. He annoys me immensely and he even manages to ruin Kevin Smith films. As for Daredevil, hahahahaahahha.

17th December 2007, 02:20 PM	#5 (permalink)
^_mincher_^ Senior Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Corstorphine/Dundee Posts: 1,580	Britanny Murphy. Fuck off.

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gabrillowise Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: the forest haven Posts: 2,060	Bill Paxton Keanu Reeves Matthew McConaughey (no reason, I just hate him) Ben Stiller (again, hate him. His face makes me wince, especially when he pulls 'that' face which is apparently hilarious, especially in EVERY FILM HE MAKES) except for in the Royal Tenenbaums.

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bobby Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Dundee Posts: 3,886 Band: Swordmaster, Retro @ Kage	matt damon

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LesMts Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Fundee Posts: 791	Adam Sandler. He's amazing. His repertoire is incredible. There's the sweet guy with the short temper, the short tempered guy with the underlying sweetness and there's........er........

18th December 2007, 07:27 PM	#13 (permalink)
ubermensch Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Pat Sharp's basement. Posts: 680 Band: Juliet Kilo	Rob Schneider.