Sex and the city

[samuraisloth]

I absolutely loved it, sad you may say. However I loved the tv show and I loved the film, yes its like watching one extended tv show but then again what do you expect. However it still was great not in an all time greatest movie great but in a feel-good way.

Anyone else going to see it?

[Johnny5]

A Man's Guide To Sex and The City

I'm not sure how many are trapped into going to see this. Being familiar with the series, here's a guide about when to pay attention.

Carrie: Seems to get a boyfriend all the time despite looking like a horse with a Robert Plant wig on and harping on about sex in a paper as if it's a job. Basically you can switch off when she's on because there'll be a) No nudity and b) An annoying amount of 'men are fucking shite' chat. Just dive into your popcorn and wait.

Rating: 15 pints

Charlotte: Hot as fuck in the main, married to a fattish, bald dude (there's hope for us all). Wants a baby. Looks like the kind of woman you'd find in amateur MILF porn. You'll spend most of the film deciding whether you would or not as at some angles she looks a bit like a run over deer. Quite whiny but otherwise probably your highlight.

Rating: Less than 5 pints, hop on

Samantha: She'll flash her tits and you'll probably see her muff so if you're really that bored you'll probably want to follow every scene just in case. She's fucking minging but by an hour and a half of inane drivel, a flash of old tits will about see you through regardless.

Ratiing: 20 pints surely

Miranda: A moany, ginger trollop. You'll want to get some snooze time on when she's on the scene because she only ever talks about her ugly ginger kid and her speccy boyfriend. She's ugly as sin and if she mentions sex, you'll be sure to retch. That episode about her giving a rimjob brought me to heaving.

Rating: 50 pints of whiskey

God bless and good luck.

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[Lynnie]

I am not a man but i agree with pretty much all of the above! I dont see the great attraction with SJP/Carrie, she has very bad taste in clothes, almost everything looks like she is over-styled to fuck.

I much prefer Charlotte, she is nice and doesnt feel the need to be vulgar and moan about men and sex at random points during an episode.

[Ryan.]

Originally Posted by johnny?

A Man's Guide To Sex and The City

I'm not sure how many are trapped into going to see this. Being familiar with the series, here's a guide about when to pay attention.

Carrie: Seems to get a boyfriend all the time despite looking like a horse with a Robert Plant wig on and harping on about sex in a paper as if it's a job. Basically you can switch off when she's on because there'll be a) No nudity and b) An annoying amount of 'men are fucking shite' chat. Just dive into your popcorn and wait.

Rating: 15 pints

Charlotte: Hot as fuck in the main, married to a fattish, bald dude (there's hope for us all). Wants a baby. Looks like the kind of woman you'd find in amateur MILF porn. You'll spend most of the film deciding whether you would or not as at some angles she looks a bit like a run over deer. Quite whiny but otherwise probably your highlight.

Rating: Less than 5 pints, hop on

Samantha: She'll flash her tits and you'll probably see her muff so if you're really that bored you'll probably want to follow every scene just in case. She's fucking minging but by an hour and a half of inane drivel, a flash of old tits will about see you through regardless.

Ratiing: 20 pints surely

Miranda: A moany, ginger trollop. You'll want to get some snooze time on when she's on the scene because she only ever talks about her ugly ginger kid and her speccy boyfriend. She's ugly as sin and if she mentions sex, you'll be sure to retch. That episode about her giving a rimjob brought me to heaving.

Rating: 50 pints of whiskey

God bless and good luck.

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hahaa, so glad my girlfriend is basically a man with tits.

[Thee Alex]

Imagine if they'd crossed over with Cloverfield, and we'd got to see those 4 wretched harridans ripped limb from limb.

[Thee Alex]

Originally Posted by bumperbrew

hahaa, so glad my girlfriend is basically a man with tits.

Don't fancy your's much.

[Keerin]

Originally Posted by bumperbrew

hahaa, so glad my girlfriend is basically a man with tits.

does she have a cock too?

I liked watching sex and the city first time round (the series) but watching it recently I realise why Carrie doesn't hold onto any men, she is so fucking needy! she moans about everything. Big must be a glutton for punishment like. I mean, look at Burger, she was a total prick and he was still wanting in there.

and she looks like a horse chewing on a wasp when trying to look "cute"

[RiseAgainst]

she looks like a horse chewing on a wasp when DOING ANYTHING

cant complain about not finding love when your a home wrecker.

[Ryan.]

Originally Posted by Thee Alex

Don't fancy your's much.

the quality of Photo Booth really is astonishing!

[Curate]

I quietly let the other half know that if she made me go to the film, I would begin by whispering the word "shite" under my breath and then get progressively louder until ejected from the auditorium.

[Johnny5]

Originally Posted by Curate

I quietly let the other half know that if she made me go to the film, I would begin by whispering the word "shite" under my breath and then get progressively louder until ejected from the auditorium.

[Curate]

[Thee Alex]

Originally Posted by Curate

I see two identical pictures of a horse, I'm not sure what you're trying to say here....

[Thee Alex]

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