Funniest moment in film

kj · 9th July 2003, 11:11 AM

Whats the funniest moment in a movie that you have ever witnessed?

One of mine was on TV recently.... in the Ghostbusters movie....

In the mayors office, i think.

"Is this true?"

"Yes. This man has no dick."

and the uncle fucker song at the start of the south park movie.

Becca Bomb · 9th July 2003, 11:21 AM

in Bruce Almighty when Jim Carey is controlling the newsreader and he starts talking gobbldygook

Afro Joe · 9th July 2003, 11:23 AM

thats a classic line from ghostbusters
for some reason i cant think of any lines at all
give me a min

aunt gary · 9th July 2003, 03:56 PM

Hey there sports fans

fuck, there's sooooo many times in movies where I had to jus
keep rewinding scene's coz I pissed my self at them sooo much,
but I cant think of any!! allways at times like these!!

Chow ding

daniel_goldbloom · 9th July 2003, 07:52 PM

When Rodney Dangerfield starts dancing to Journey's "any way you want it" on Caddyshack

aunt gary · 9th July 2003, 07:55 PM

Hey there sports fans

where'd u get your avater??? it's so cool!!

Chow ding

daniel_goldbloom · 9th July 2003, 08:00 PM

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Originally posted by aunt gary
Hey there sports fans

where'd u get your avater??? it's so cool!!

Chow ding

It's simple really; I did an image search for Bill Murray on Google, found the picture, it was a bit large so I scaled it down to the prefered size using Abobe Photshop, then I uploaded it onto UGS.

Jo Jo · 11th July 2003, 08:02 PM

There are too many to even think of

Baz · 14th July 2003, 12:36 PM

"HEID, PAPER, NOW!"

"would you look at the size of that boy`s noggin, im no kiddin, its like an orange on a toothpick!" and so on............. genius

or that bit on Critters - "they have weapons" , "so what" , BOOM! , "fuck!" ....... funny as fuck

tons more, but they are the 2 that stick in my mind most

Jo Jo · 14th July 2003, 05:48 PM

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Originally posted by Baz
"HEID, PAPER, NOW!"

"would you look at the size of that boy`s noggin, im no kiddin, its like an orange on a toothpick!" and so on............. genius

away an' greet into yer big pillow!

krashd · 14th July 2003, 06:08 PM

Mike myers scots stuff is amazing, was gonna mention that noggin line, Austin Powers 2 is cracking "Ah want mah babehback babehback babehback babehback babehback ribs!!", hahaah.

Critters scene is great too.

[Withnail & I] {1. When pulled over by cops} "Have you gentlemen been drinking?" "We've sshimply had a couple of Alesh offisher!" {2. In the pub} "A BASTARD? WHO CALLED YOU A BASTARD?? I'LL KILL THEM!" "I called him a bastard and I'm calling you a bastard" "Don't kill us!"

[The Blues Brothers] {The nunnery scene at start} "Yo, Stop hitting me with the ruler y' crazy fuckin' nun!" THWACK!!

[The 'Burbs] {When the nutcake is offering them some food} "Pretzel with sardine?" {Tom hanks eats some and starts twitching, hahaha}

[Happy Gilmore] {house auction scene} "I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!" "you eat pieces of shit for breakfast?"

[Full Metal Jacket] {typical dormitory scene} "YOU FILTHY MAGGOTS WILL EAT, SHIT AND FUCK LIKE A MARINE WHEN I'M THROUGH, ETC ETC!" {Mathew Modine does a John Wayne accent} "Why I'm John Wayne!" "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY PRIVATE JOKER?"

[Friday] {Chris gets stoned for the first time} "Damn chris your family aint never got no fucking pairs of food, cornflakes but no milk, ham but no bread, damn" "hehehehehehehehe, smokey you a funny lookin' motherfucker!"

[Human Traffic] {Moff in the taxi} "Peter Andre right! I'm finking fumbscrews right, that and electrodes on the bollox. GOODBYE PETER, NOBODY FUCKING LOVES YER.. BANG!!" {Bonging on} "Han solo right, he's only an intergalactic crack smuggler, that's why the falcon is so fast" "yeah and yoda looks like yoda cos he's only on a 900 year come down man!!"

[Easy Rider] {Jack Nicholson trying to hint at Dennis Hopper about 2 cops that are watching them chat up some jailbait girls.. he starts dancing} "The cops are in the window, the cops are in the window, the cops are in the window, the cops are in the window"

Jesus, I can't stop editting.

Jo Jo · 14th July 2003, 06:16 PM

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Originally posted by krashd
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[The 'Burbs] When the nutcake is offering them some food "Pretzel with sardine?" and Tom hanks starts twitching after eating them.

Can't think anymore :P [/b]

I love that film so much, hows about 'Hey Pinocchio! Where d'ya think you're going!?'

^^^I just realised that quote was wrong, tis correct now

krashd · 14th July 2003, 06:42 PM

"Hey, it's the pizza dude. YO PIZZA DOOOOD!!"

Baz · 15th July 2003, 11:04 PM

"FLOAT AWAY YA FAIRY!" its just the best

9th July 2003, 11:11 AM	#1 (permalink)
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krashd Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: Kirktonia Posts: 2,064 Band: Crosby, Stills, Nash, krashd and Young	Mike myers scots stuff is amazing, was gonna mention that noggin line, Austin Powers 2 is cracking "Ah want mah babehback babehback babehback babehback babehback ribs!!", hahaah. Critters scene is great too. [Withnail & I] {1. When pulled over by cops} "Have you gentlemen been drinking?" "We've sshimply had a couple of Alesh offisher!" {2. In the pub} "A BASTARD? WHO CALLED YOU A BASTARD?? I'LL KILL THEM!" "I called him a bastard and I'm calling you a bastard" "Don't kill us!" [The Blues Brothers] {The nunnery scene at start} "Yo, Stop hitting me with the ruler y' crazy fuckin' nun!" THWACK!! [The 'Burbs] {When the nutcake is offering them some food} "Pretzel with sardine?" {Tom hanks eats some and starts twitching, hahaha} [Happy Gilmore] {house auction scene} "I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!" "you eat pieces of shit for breakfast?" [Full Metal Jacket] {typical dormitory scene} "YOU FILTHY MAGGOTS WILL EAT, SHIT AND FUCK LIKE A MARINE WHEN I'M THROUGH, ETC ETC!" {Mathew Modine does a John Wayne accent} "Why I'm John Wayne!" "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY PRIVATE JOKER?" [Friday] {Chris gets stoned for the first time} "Damn chris your family aint never got no fucking pairs of food, cornflakes but no milk, ham but no bread, damn" "hehehehehehehehe, smokey you a funny lookin' motherfucker!" [Human Traffic] {Moff in the taxi} "Peter Andre right! I'm finking fumbscrews right, that and electrodes on the bollox. GOODBYE PETER, NOBODY FUCKING LOVES YER.. BANG!!" {Bonging on} "Han solo right, he's only an intergalactic crack smuggler, that's why the falcon is so fast" "yeah and yoda looks like yoda cos he's only on a 900 year come down man!!" [Easy Rider] {Jack Nicholson trying to hint at Dennis Hopper about 2 cops that are watching them chat up some jailbait girls.. he starts dancing} "The cops are in the window, the cops are in the window, the cops are in the window, the cops are in the window" Jesus, I can't stop editting. Last edited by krashd : 14th July 2003 at 06:45 PM.

9th July 2003, 11:21 AM	#2 (permalink)
Becca Bomb Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: the ghost train Posts: 3,738 Band: The Leatherettes	in Bruce Almighty when Jim Carey is controlling the newsreader and he starts talking gobbldygook

9th July 2003, 11:23 AM	#3 (permalink)
Afro Joe Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Glasgow Posts: 7,272	thats a classic line from ghostbusters for some reason i cant think of any lines at all give me a min

9th July 2003, 03:56 PM	#4 (permalink)
aunt gary Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Dundee Posts: 7,351	Hey there sports fans fuck, there's sooooo many times in movies where I had to jus keep rewinding scene's coz I pissed my self at them sooo much, but I cant think of any!! allways at times like these!! Chow ding

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daniel_goldbloom Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Foodieash Posts: 2,302	When Rodney Dangerfield starts dancing to Journey's "any way you want it" on Caddyshack

9th July 2003, 07:55 PM	#6 (permalink)
aunt gary Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Dundee Posts: 7,351	Hey there sports fans where'd u get your avater??? it's so cool!! Chow ding

11th July 2003, 08:02 PM	#8 (permalink)
Jo Jo DANG!!! Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: between Iraq and a hard place Posts: 3,297	There are too many to even think of

14th July 2003, 12:36 PM	#9 (permalink)
Baz Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Dundee Posts: 4,684 Band: 15 Minutes	"HEID, PAPER, NOW!" "would you look at the size of that boy`s noggin, im no kiddin, its like an orange on a toothpick!" and so on............. genius or that bit on Critters - "they have weapons" , "so what" , BOOM! , "fuck!" ....... funny as fuck tons more, but they are the 2 that stick in my mind most

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krashd Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: Kirktonia Posts: 2,064 Band: Crosby, Stills, Nash, krashd and Young	"Hey, it's the pizza dude. YO PIZZA DOOOOD!!"

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Baz Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Dundee Posts: 4,684 Band: 15 Minutes	"FLOAT AWAY YA FAIRY!" its just the best