the baddest damn alien!!!!

kj · 14th July 2003, 01:10 PM

in my opinion is the Xenomorph (?) in the Aliens trillogy. The one in the last movie where it can swim. It spits acid, walks on walks and have 2 mouths and a shit load of teeth, nothing else comes close, or is there?

Master Eiko · 14th July 2003, 02:42 PM

Critters, their assholes. not exactly sure what they can do but just remember them as being wee shites.

pixelsink · 14th July 2003, 02:46 PM

thats Crites, not shites

I'd agree with Xenomorph, hard as nails and scary as fook!

A close second would have to be the THING (80's version with Kurt Russell). Ye just can't kill the fecker.

kj · 14th July 2003, 02:51 PM

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Originally posted by Master Eiko
Critters, their assholes. not exactly sure what they can do but just remember them as being wee shites.

ah but the Alien would have no problem disposing of the Critters, even though they can communicate and hunt in packs, the Aliens can spit acid and anticipate the actions of their enemy.

The Thing would be a formidable opponent, especially with its ability to mimik. Imagine a Thing cloned to look like an Alien!

Fat Pete · 14th July 2003, 06:11 PM

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Originally posted by kj
ah but the Alien would have no problem disposing of the Critters, even though they can communicate and hunt in packs, the Aliens can spit acid

do they actually spit acid? i thought it was just their blood...cuz then, when they escape in alien resurrection, they could've just gobbed on the floor instead of killing their mate. might be wrong, though.

anyway, one predator is easily a match for one xenomorph...he could turn himself invisible, track it down with his thermal vision, sneak up behind it, and throw that blade thing up right up it's arse. thats with weapons, though. a naked predator would get his skinny little arse kicked.

krashd · 14th July 2003, 06:35 PM

They don't spit, it is blood.

The Relic would be formiddable, it's the T-Rex of aliens, the Thing is my fav, i bought the special Ed DVD, Crites were neat mind.

~smack · 14th July 2003, 10:29 PM

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Originally posted by Fat Pete
do they actually spit acid? i thought it was just their blood...

it was never proven to be blood, i had the aliens technical manual, and there was never any proof in the films or in EU that it was blood.

~smack.

kj · 14th July 2003, 10:47 PM

ah ha, thats where you are wrong, because in the last aliens movie, in the pen, the scientist is teasing them with the cold air thing, and as a means of escaping, one of the aliens kills the other so that its blood drips and disolves the floor of their cage, thus giving the surviving alien a means of escape.

good ol' Eck · 14th July 2003, 10:50 PM

I reckon a preditor could take out that alien thingy. It'd be some fight that's for sure. does superman count as an alien? he'd kick fuck outta any other bad ass out there. Although. . . there's always Yoda, but i dont think he gets looked apon as an aien does he?

kj · 14th July 2003, 11:00 PM

anything not from Earth is an alien in my eyes. Predator would have a good chance, albiet due to the fact that he has projectile weaponry. Supeman has his laser vision and senses, but there is only one of him. The alien face hugger would be a surprise enemy, all he would need to do is get close enough to superman to pounce on him and lay an egg inside his chest.

Yoda versus Superman would be a good battle though.

aunt gary · 14th July 2003, 11:58 PM

Hey there sports fans

no no no, u see if simple bullets can smash open the face hugger by the click of a finger,
Superman can chew bullets, Superman can crush a face hugger in his hands like that *ding*

plus Predator would well kick the shit outta alien,

Chow ding

Fat Pete · 15th July 2003, 12:48 AM

what if they bred a xenomorph that bleeds molten kryptonite? AY!? WHAT IF THEY FUCKING DID!? THEN WHAT WOULD SHITTY SUPERMAN DO? HE'D FUCKING DIE, THAT'S WHAT!

anyhoo, what about friendly aliens? who would win out of E.T and Alf?

aunt gary · 15th July 2003, 12:50 AM

Hey there sports fans

then the whole hero & villian scenario thing will kick in then some
how the good guy will work hs way around to win somehow,
plus If they bleed kryptonit then at least he still wins

chow ding

aunt gary · 15th July 2003, 12:51 AM

Hey there sports fans

Alf all the way!! he's the alien version of James Belushi

Chow ding

Fat Pete · 15th July 2003, 12:57 AM

yeah but, does alf even have legs?

14th July 2003, 01:10 PM	#1 (permalink)
kj gimp Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Scotland Posts: 13,759 Band: A band of merry men	the baddest damn alien!!!! in my opinion is the Xenomorph (?) in the Aliens trillogy. The one in the last movie where it can swim. It spits acid, walks on walks and have 2 mouths and a shit load of teeth, nothing else comes close, or is there? __________________ This community cannot survive without your continued support. galleries \|\| links directory \|\| profiles \|\| wiki

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kj gimp Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Scotland Posts: 13,759 Band: A band of merry men	ah ha, thats where you are wrong, because in the last aliens movie, in the pen, the scientist is teasing them with the cold air thing, and as a means of escaping, one of the aliens kills the other so that its blood drips and disolves the floor of their cage, thus giving the surviving alien a means of escape. __________________ This community cannot survive without your continued support. galleries \|\| links directory \|\| profiles \|\| wiki

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kj gimp Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Scotland Posts: 13,759 Band: A band of merry men	anything not from Earth is an alien in my eyes. Predator would have a good chance, albiet due to the fact that he has projectile weaponry. Supeman has his laser vision and senses, but there is only one of him. The alien face hugger would be a surprise enemy, all he would need to do is get close enough to superman to pounce on him and lay an egg inside his chest. Yoda versus Superman would be a good battle though. __________________ This community cannot survive without your continued support. galleries \|\| links directory \|\| profiles \|\| wiki

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Fat Pete Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Fintry. Sorry... Posts: 985	what if they bred a xenomorph that bleeds molten kryptonite? AY!? WHAT IF THEY FUCKING DID!? THEN WHAT WOULD SHITTY SUPERMAN DO? HE'D FUCKING DIE, THAT'S WHAT! anyhoo, what about friendly aliens? who would win out of E.T and Alf? Last edited by Fat Pete : 15th July 2003 at 12:50 AM.

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Master Eiko Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The edge of the world Posts: 1,237	Critters, their assholes. not exactly sure what they can do but just remember them as being wee shites.

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pixelsink Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: www.carbonhideout.com Posts: 4,701 Band: Carbon	thats Crites, not shites I'd agree with Xenomorph, hard as nails and scary as fook! A close second would have to be the THING (80's version with Kurt Russell). Ye just can't kill the fecker.

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krashd Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: Kirktonia Posts: 2,064 Band: Crosby, Stills, Nash, krashd and Young	They don't spit, it is blood. The Relic would be formiddable, it's the T-Rex of aliens, the Thing is my fav, i bought the special Ed DVD, Crites were neat mind.

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good ol' Eck Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Dundee Posts: 789	I reckon a preditor could take out that alien thingy. It'd be some fight that's for sure. does superman count as an alien? he'd kick fuck outta any other bad ass out there. Although. . . there's always Yoda, but i dont think he gets looked apon as an aien does he?

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aunt gary Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Dundee Posts: 7,351	Hey there sports fans no no no, u see if simple bullets can smash open the face hugger by the click of a finger, Superman can chew bullets, Superman can crush a face hugger in his hands like that ding plus Predator would well kick the shit outta alien, Chow ding

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aunt gary Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Dundee Posts: 7,351	Hey there sports fans then the whole hero & villian scenario thing will kick in then some how the good guy will work hs way around to win somehow, plus If they bleed kryptonit then at least he still wins chow ding

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aunt gary Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Dundee Posts: 7,351	Hey there sports fans Alf all the way!! he's the alien version of James Belushi Chow ding

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Fat Pete Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Fintry. Sorry... Posts: 985	yeah but, does alf even have legs?