cheesey films

Marco · 12th August 2003, 08:01 PM

Whats everyones faves?

Top Gun, is like a cheese castle!

Maverick, goes into a girl's toilet, after singing like a buffoon with all these other drunken fools, and talks compete crap about "crashing and burning" whatever thats about. And in the end, he scores. Now if that kinda lee-way was allowed to the male population in reall life, all the women wouldn't be hanging around with twats that tuck they're tracksuit bottoms into their socks!!

Lol, man, i went over the top there. But we all love a bit of cheese, and what i'm trying to say is, i'd like some of that cheese on my sandwich!

Misanthropy · 12th August 2003, 08:24 PM

Empire Records and Hackers are two of the finest movies ever made

AlanG · 12th August 2003, 09:15 PM

Maui Homicide 2000 - Fun Lovin Criminals make movie about international drug dealers for about 20quid.

Ankle Biters - midget vampires - with budget of about 50p, no sound editing, plot made up as it goes along and it looks like no rehearsals or script. Filmed on two cameras, probably one of which was hand held.

Fat Pete · 12th August 2003, 09:35 PM

you can't beat pearl harbor for good old-fashioned pro-american cheese.

Marco · 12th August 2003, 09:47 PM

American military stuff, is notorious for cheese

Candy · 16th August 2003, 07:25 AM

i like cheese

samuraisloth · 16th August 2003, 04:44 PM

Ok so I havent actually seen this film but the trailer for it had to be the cheesiest thing I have ever seen, its called "I bought a vampire motorcycle",
has anyone seen it? Is it as cheesy as it seems?

Marco · 16th August 2003, 11:23 PM

shit man, i think i saw the trailer for that years ago, when i hired a video.
Was there not some part in the trailer where there was shit in a toilet that was talking?

samuraisloth · 17th August 2003, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Marco_Equilibrium

shit man, i think i saw the trailer for that years ago, when i hired a video.
Was there not some part in the trailer where there was shit in a toilet that was talking?

Cant remember that bit, but probably,I bet that film rawks!!

theGoodnightstory-S · 19th August 2003, 09:43 PM

the cheese of the cheese is gotta be american ninjas ( if anyone has saw)

Marco · 19th August 2003, 09:58 PM

I've seen american ninja 5. where he has to look after this old man's nephew.

Shifty · 1st September 2003, 04:59 PM

Every porn film ever made. These films are the cheesiest films going.

andrewforce5 · 2nd September 2003, 02:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Shifty

Every porn film ever made. These films are the cheesiest films going.

*ahem* or so i've heard........

thought i'd help you out a little

Becca Bomb · 2nd September 2003, 08:37 AM

The Adventures of a Cheese String in Summer. That was good.

Freto · 5th September 2003, 02:21 PM

Theres cheese aplenty in the factory that shits out Sandra Bullock and hugh grant romantic comedys at an alarming rate

12th August 2003, 08:01 PM	#1 (permalink)
Marco Scream for me Norwich! Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Dundee, Scotland Posts: 2,766 Band: Darkened Place	cheesey films Whats everyones faves? Top Gun, is like a cheese castle! Maverick, goes into a girl's toilet, after singing like a buffoon with all these other drunken fools, and talks compete crap about "crashing and burning" whatever thats about. And in the end, he scores. Now if that kinda lee-way was allowed to the male population in reall life, all the women wouldn't be hanging around with twats that tuck they're tracksuit bottoms into their socks!! Lol, man, i went over the top there. But we all love a bit of cheese, and what i'm trying to say is, i'd like some of that cheese on my sandwich!

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AlanG ModSword +5 of Editing Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Dundee Posts: 3,366	Maui Homicide 2000 - Fun Lovin Criminals make movie about international drug dealers for about 20quid. Ankle Biters - midget vampires - with budget of about 50p, no sound editing, plot made up as it goes along and it looks like no rehearsals or script. Filmed on two cameras, probably one of which was hand held. __________________ Ernie Ross - "I'm not a rent-a-quote MP" 10 Sep 04 Ernie Ross being a rent-a-quote MP 23 Jul 04

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12th August 2003, 08:24 PM	#2 (permalink)
Misanthropy Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Dundee Posts: 4,101	Empire Records and Hackers are two of the finest movies ever made

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Fat Pete Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Fintry. Sorry... Posts: 985	you can't beat pearl harbor for good old-fashioned pro-american cheese.

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Marco Scream for me Norwich! Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Dundee, Scotland Posts: 2,766 Band: Darkened Place	American military stuff, is notorious for cheese

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Candy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: ScOtLaNd Posts: 696	i like cheese

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samuraisloth Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: viva las dundee Posts: 2,395 Band: spam purse...given we are still to unite properly	Ok so I havent actually seen this film but the trailer for it had to be the cheesiest thing I have ever seen, its called "I bought a vampire motorcycle", has anyone seen it? Is it as cheesy as it seems?

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Marco Scream for me Norwich! Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Dundee, Scotland Posts: 2,766 Band: Darkened Place	shit man, i think i saw the trailer for that years ago, when i hired a video. Was there not some part in the trailer where there was shit in a toilet that was talking?

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theGoodnightstory-S Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Haggs Posts: 1,955	the cheese of the cheese is gotta be american ninjas ( if anyone has saw)

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Marco Scream for me Norwich! Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Dundee, Scotland Posts: 2,766 Band: Darkened Place	I've seen american ninja 5. where he has to look after this old man's nephew.

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Shifty Registered User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Dundee, Douglas Posts: 20	Every porn film ever made. These films are the cheesiest films going.

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Becca Bomb Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: the ghost train Posts: 3,738 Band: The Leatherettes	The Adventures of a Cheese String in Summer. That was good.

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Freto Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Glasgow Posts: 1,528	Theres cheese aplenty in the factory that shits out Sandra Bullock and hugh grant romantic comedys at an alarming rate