ode to a candles journey

matt · 4th February 2004, 02:13 PM

i ate a candle on a bench
i shat it out, it made me wretch
it was still in the shape of a candle but brown
it was poo, it made me frown
the smell of the shit made me think
could i light this shit, despite the stink?
i lit the turd and then i fell
melting turds smell worse than regular shit...

ana_saba · 5th February 2004, 10:24 AM

aaron gives it a 9.5

4th February 2004, 02:13 PM	#1 (permalink)
matt Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Perth Posts: 3,403	ode to a candles journey i ate a candle on a bench i shat it out, it made me wretch it was still in the shape of a candle but brown it was poo, it made me frown the smell of the shit made me think could i light this shit, despite the stink? i lit the turd and then i fell melting turds smell worse than regular shit...

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5th February 2004, 10:24 AM	#2 (permalink)
ana_saba Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: motherhell, near glasgow Posts: 1,209	aaron gives it a 9.5