Poetry at its finest

Gemo · 10th February 2004, 02:05 AM

The best poet i have ever come across is Purple Ronnie

Squidgey Bum

Some people will do anything
To have a skinny tum
But what i like
Is a smiley face
And a nice fat squidgey bum

Rock stars

Sometimes i dream i'm a rock star
With masses of money and cars
Then millions of girlies would scream out my name
And throw me their pants and their bras

Drinking

Some people never stop drinking
They just keep on filling their glass
Their frace goes all smiley and wobbly and red
And then they collapse on their arse

Sex Maniacs

The dream about sex every hour
of the day
They dream when they work
And they dream when they play
They dream about sex in the
bath and bed
They never get naughty thoughts out of their head

Now isn't that kind of poetry deep and meaningful

gord · 10th February 2004, 02:15 AM

do you know those off by heart?

Sometimes i think they're a little bit too risque.... but that's my inner grandfather talking methinks.

Starla · 10th February 2004, 11:42 PM

Purple Ronnie, perhaps?

ana_saba · 11th February 2004, 02:22 PM

your inner grandpa wrote sex is sacred?

10th February 2004, 02:05 AM	#1 (permalink)
Gemo Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Dundee Posts: 2,078	Poetry at its finest The best poet i have ever come across is Purple Ronnie Squidgey Bum Some people will do anything To have a skinny tum But what i like Is a smiley face And a nice fat squidgey bum Rock stars Sometimes i dream i'm a rock star With masses of money and cars Then millions of girlies would scream out my name And throw me their pants and their bras Drinking Some people never stop drinking They just keep on filling their glass Their frace goes all smiley and wobbly and red And then they collapse on their arse Sex Maniacs The dream about sex every hour of the day They dream when they work And they dream when they play They dream about sex in the bath and bed They never get naughty thoughts out of their head Now isn't that kind of poetry deep and meaningful

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10th February 2004, 02:15 AM	#2 (permalink)
gord of the rings Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Dundee Posts: 2,728	do you know those off by heart? Sometimes i think they're a little bit too risque.... but that's my inner grandfather talking methinks.

10th February 2004, 11:42 PM	#3 (permalink)
Starla Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Dundee... I mean, Glasgow Posts: 2,065	Purple Ronnie, perhaps?

11th February 2004, 02:22 PM	#4 (permalink)
ana_saba Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: motherhell, near glasgow Posts: 1,209	your inner grandpa wrote sex is sacred?