Write propper metal song - Page 2

Johnny · 24th September 2003, 01:14 PM

MULLETS OF STEEL

*3 Minute acoustic intro*

CHORUS
Mul-lets! Flowing in the wiiiind!
Draw your swords men! For this battle we must win!
Mul-lets! Swaying in the breeze!
I pray you, gods of metal, bring the enemy to their knees!

Verse
And the skies opened up with a mighty blast of sound!
Dun dun dundun dun!
And the lighting came crashing down unto the ground!
Dun dun dundun dun!

But I stayed on my steed and raised my fist into the air!
Dun dun dundun dun!
And the enemy started to flee at the sight of my haaiiiiirrrr!
HAIR!!

*5 mintute solo*

CHORUS
Mul-lets! Flowing in the wiiiind!
Draw your swords men! For this battle we must win!
Mul-lets! Swaying in the breeze!
I pray you, gods of metal, bring the enemy to their knees!

CHORUS
Mul-lets! Flowing in the wiiiind!
Draw your swords men! For this battle we must win!
Mul-lets! Swaying in the breeze!
I pray you, gods of metal, bring the enemy to their knees!

*7 Minute finger tapping outro with battle sounds in the background*

humndislocation · 24th September 2003, 01:51 PM

Hahahahaha that is class

Shite-puss · 24th September 2003, 02:54 PM

this thread reminds me of the old Kerochat board.

DJ_is_ghetto · 24th September 2003, 02:56 PM

This is Bob, no one can use those lyrics cos we're gunna

humndislocation · 24th September 2003, 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shite-puss

this thread reminds me of the old Kerochat board.

Aye, back in the day when it was in its prime. You could always guarantee that a metal lyrics thread would bring in the comedy. I still laugh at "morg burds are quality by ra way"

pixelsink · 24th September 2003, 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shite-puss

this thread reminds me of the old Kerochat board.

brings a tear to my eye so it does

Col

pixelsink · 24th September 2003, 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ColReVolt

brings a tear to my eye so it does

Col

When KJ puts up a JAG forum it will be metal antics ALL day EVERY day

Col

Shite-puss · 24th September 2003, 03:22 PM

If he puts one up, anyway, back to the topic.

Does anyone else have the knowlege to write a metal song ?

pixelsink · 24th September 2003, 03:40 PM

*2 minute solo on harpsichord*

I wish I could be a heavy metal man
Walking cross the stage with a guitar in my hand
I'd strut around the stage like a man possessed
The symbol of my power, the sweat on my chest
Thats why..... (*sharp in-take of breath*)
Heavy metal rules, heavy metal rules, heavy metal.

(repeat 3 times)

*6 minute outro on madolin with blast beats*

Slaughtercult · 24th September 2003, 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by humndislocation

I still laugh at "morg burds are quality by ra way"

I remember writing that. I cannae mind the rest though. Bastard.

I'll hae tae come up wi some mair quality Ned Metal lyrics.

humndislocation · 24th September 2003, 06:35 PM

I have a vague memory of some of it, because I have a scarily good long term memory.

"Morgue burds are quality.
Nae ectos needit
Just flee intae the morgue
And hae a morbid gobble

Pull thum oot o thon drawers
tak off hur stakey sheet
and gie 'er a good pumpin'"

That's all I can remember though...

madzombieguy · 24th September 2003, 07:07 PM

*0 to 1:30 - Bass slapping and popping solo with harmonics
*1:30 - Tempo picks up

Fiery dragons and war torn nights
We fight for good, fight for whats right

For we are the slayers of evil, pure and fair
No one can defeat us, for we have mullet hair

*short guitar solo

Defend the king, archers to the ready
Hold your ground, hold bows steady

The castle walls are strong, they will resist
We must fight on, we must persist

*tempo slows, battle sounds can be heard

*2 minute solo kicks in

The drawbridge is gone, fetch me my steed
I will ride on, and perform my deed

Mighty sword in hand, I slay the weak
I keep my mullet in shape, 1 cut a week

They are retreating now, i'll let them go
Off into the swamp, to receive orders from the goblin troll *echos*

The powers of good win again
But evil will return by the power of 10

I'll keep chainmail at the ready
By the king I stand.

And I stand steady!!

-----------------------------------

OK, That was the cheesiest thing I've ever written, haha, I love this thread

Slaughtercult · 24th September 2003, 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by humndislocation

I have a vague memory of some of it, because I have a scarily good long term memory.

"Morgue burds are quality.
Nae ectos needit
Just flee intae the morgue
And hae a morbid gobble

Pull thum oot o thon drawers
tak off hur stakey sheet
and gie 'er a good pumpin'"

That's all I can remember though...

Aye man that's pretty much it like!! Fucking class!!

Man, I couldnae mind it cos ma heid is aw pyoor fucked up wi aw thae ecto's man.And ma stupit bairn Clientele pyoor gien is gyp aye.

FashionWhore · 24th September 2003, 09:53 PM

riding through time on the back of my eye
rolling over battle fields watching them die
cutting down dragons with a swipe of my sword
and denoucing this land and its lord

24th September 2003, 01:14 PM	#16 (permalink)
Johnny is latin for sexy. Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Glenrothes Posts: 5,137 Band: Aces High	MULLETS OF STEEL *3 Minute acoustic intro* CHORUS Mul-lets! Flowing in the wiiiind! Draw your swords men! For this battle we must win! Mul-lets! Swaying in the breeze! I pray you, gods of metal, bring the enemy to their knees! Verse And the skies opened up with a mighty blast of sound! Dun dun dundun dun! And the lighting came crashing down unto the ground! Dun dun dundun dun! But I stayed on my steed and raised my fist into the air! Dun dun dundun dun! And the enemy started to flee at the sight of my haaiiiiirrrr! HAIR!! *5 mintute solo* CHORUS Mul-lets! Flowing in the wiiiind! Draw your swords men! For this battle we must win! Mul-lets! Swaying in the breeze! I pray you, gods of metal, bring the enemy to their knees! CHORUS Mul-lets! Flowing in the wiiiind! Draw your swords men! For this battle we must win! Mul-lets! Swaying in the breeze! I pray you, gods of metal, bring the enemy to their knees! *7 Minute finger tapping outro with battle sounds in the background*

24th September 2003, 01:51 PM	#17 (permalink)
humndislocation Hardcore is serious guys Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Dundee Posts: 6,057 Band: Blasphemous Necrorapist	Hahahahaha that is class

24th September 2003, 02:54 PM	#18 (permalink)
Shite-puss Moderator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Dundee city centre Posts: 2,340	this thread reminds me of the old Kerochat board.

24th September 2003, 02:56 PM	#19 (permalink)
DJ_is_ghetto Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Glenrothes Posts: 639	This is Bob, no one can use those lyrics cos we're gunna

24th September 2003, 03:22 PM	#23 (permalink)
Shite-puss Moderator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Dundee city centre Posts: 2,340	If he puts one up, anyway, back to the topic. Does anyone else have the knowlege to write a metal song ?

24th September 2003, 03:40 PM	#24 (permalink)
pixelsink Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: www.carbonhideout.com Posts: 4,739 Band: Carbon	2 minute solo on harpsichord I wish I could be a heavy metal man Walking cross the stage with a guitar in my hand I'd strut around the stage like a man possessed The symbol of my power, the sweat on my chest Thats why..... (sharp in-take of breath) Heavy metal rules, heavy metal rules, heavy metal. (repeat 3 times) 6 minute outro on madolin with blast beats

24th September 2003, 06:35 PM	#26 (permalink)
humndislocation Hardcore is serious guys Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Dundee Posts: 6,057 Band: Blasphemous Necrorapist	I have a vague memory of some of it, because I have a scarily good long term memory. "Morgue burds are quality. Nae ectos needit Just flee intae the morgue And hae a morbid gobble Pull thum oot o thon drawers tak off hur stakey sheet and gie 'er a good pumpin'" That's all I can remember though...

24th September 2003, 07:07 PM	#27 (permalink)
madzombieguy Registered User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Dundee Posts: 451	0 to 1:30 - Bass slapping and popping solo with harmonics 1:30 - Tempo picks up Fiery dragons and war torn nights We fight for good, fight for whats right For we are the slayers of evil, pure and fair No one can defeat us, for we have mullet hair short guitar solo Defend the king, archers to the ready Hold your ground, hold bows steady The castle walls are strong, they will resist We must fight on, we must persist tempo slows, battle sounds can be heard 2 minute solo kicks in The drawbridge is gone, fetch me my steed I will ride on, and perform my deed Mighty sword in hand, I slay the weak I keep my mullet in shape, 1 cut a week They are retreating now, i'll let them go Off into the swamp, to receive orders from the goblin troll echos* The powers of good win again But evil will return by the power of 10 I'll keep chainmail at the ready By the king I stand. And I stand steady!! ----------------------------------- OK, That was the cheesiest thing I've ever written, haha, I love this thread

24th September 2003, 09:53 PM	#29 (permalink)
FashionWhore Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Dundee Posts: 9,126	riding through time on the back of my eye rolling over battle fields watching them die cutting down dragons with a swipe of my sword and denoucing this land and its lord