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Old 24th September 2003, 09:28 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Write propper metal song

There have been a lot of arguments about what is and what is not metal.After listening to a lot of "manowar" I now that propper metal is all about 5 minuite solos, leather, spandex, Studded cod peice's, motorbikes, mullets and war. So lets see who can write a "propper" song

In order to make a propper metal song you need to include some of the following topics into the lyrics....

Mullets
Gobilns Lair
Hail to King and country
Swords
brothers of metal
Volume level
Steel
Dragons
War
Medevil
Castles
Nuclear
motorbikes
Falling in battle
Metal Wariors fighting together, side by side
Unite the world together with metal
The Holy Wars
Death to all who oppose metal

Now you know the ingredients of a metal song, can you write metal lyrics ?
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Old 24th September 2003, 10:25 AM   #2 (permalink)
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lmao! it's all about the steel.

brothers of true metal unite!

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Old 24th September 2003, 10:26 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Legions of Dark Armies
March across the land!
Riding the winged dragon
With my sword clenched in my hand.

Summoned by the Holy Wars
Breaking down the castle doors
Darkness in the goblins lair,
i'll never brush my mullet hair!

[Chorus]

whooooaaaa.....
fighting this fight!
shadows in the night!
battle in a war for justice
make the clans unite!!!!!!!!!!!!

x 2 [/chorus]

bridge;

fight to save our lord, the king
with this metal anthem we must sing

Quiet part;

Legions of Dark Armies
March across the land!
Riding the winged dragon
With my sword clenched in my hand.

[chorus]

[23 minute solo]

[chorus]

Death to all the enemies
Death to all the enemies
Death to all the enemies
Death to all the enemies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[chorus]

[outro 12 minute solo]
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Old 24th September 2003, 10:27 AM   #4 (permalink)
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there you go, a classic metal anthem.








you can keep it.
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Old 24th September 2003, 10:45 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Hey there sports fans

"fuck the system!" or somethin like that over & over again

Chow Ding
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Old 24th September 2003, 10:47 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Hey there sports fans

"fuck the system!" or somethin like that over & over again

Chow Ding
You mong.
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Old 24th September 2003, 10:48 AM   #7 (permalink)
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"Fuck the system"

thats nu-metal ya eediot, thats no propper metal
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Old 24th September 2003, 10:49 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Hey there sports fans

haha, sorry, I woz only jokin

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Old 24th September 2003, 10:51 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Aye, you will be sorry, just wait till i get my steel
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Old 24th September 2003, 10:53 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Hey there sports fans

Blimey

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Old 24th September 2003, 10:55 AM   #11 (permalink)
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heres my song -



*instrumental*

20 min solo

*end*
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Old 24th September 2003, 11:02 AM   #12 (permalink)
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How about a chorus that just goes:

"MULLETS!" dun dun dun
"MULLETS!" dun dun dun
"Floooowing in the wiiiiiiind!"

"MULLETS!" dun dun dun
"MULLETS!" dun dun dun
"Floooowing in the wiiiiiiind!"
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Old 24th September 2003, 11:05 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Hahaha this is a brilliant idea for a thread.

I'll post when I've got time on my lunch break!
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hahahaha class

"Through the ruins we ride on motorbikes of steel
Under burning mushroom cloud we kneel
Gathering our metal brothers for the final fight
Crushing the non believers with metal miiiiiiiiight
Through the nuclear fire metal gods unite!!!

[Chorus]
For us the fallout holds no fear
For we're united in metal and strengthened by beer
Our eyes resistent to the nuclear flash
All because we listen to thrash
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Old 24th September 2003, 12:52 PM   #15 (permalink)
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