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aunt gary · 20th June 2003, 11:50 PM

Hey there sports fans

oh hello, didnt notice you there, well here I will answer the questions that you werent answered before in any particular lifetime, so here I will answer all your questions,
& oh whats this? a letter here from lil timmy, asking

"dear aunt gary, my mummy & daddy are arguing a lot these days, will I be put in the middle"

so I thought about lil timmys problem & conquered hard to find the truth behind it, so I reply by saying

lil timmy, now your mummy & daddy will be divorcing, & will claim who will get you, they wont wanna see you or spend time with you, but it makes themslef fell better knowing they won the war, soI think If you march up to your mummy & daddy & tell them straight, "Ive had enough here, now both of you give me your hands" & when they do, you make them shake hands, then you will all feel much better, & sing merry x-mas on the 4th of July, I hope this sorts it out.

any questions, remember, Im here, Im not doing this for me, its for the kids *lil sparkle in my teeth*

Chow ding

Lindsay · 20th June 2003, 11:51 PM

now look what i've inspired!

Lazzaro · 20th June 2003, 11:56 PM

Oh god that is aunt gary, why do I have a driving lesson at 9 in the morning ?

Lindsay · 20th June 2003, 11:58 PM

i so want to answer that one but i won't. and now that i've said all this it wouldn't be the bitchy dry reply i was hoping for. daymn.

aunt gary · 20th June 2003, 11:59 PM

Hey there sports fans

aaah, Ive thought long & hard for this one, many have the same problem Cornell, now

as you grow older, you'll notice changes in your body, you will notice more hair coming in places where there woz no hair, & you'll suddenly look at girls in a whole new way, & your voice will definatly be sounding different, but dont worry, it's all part of growing up sonny, & it happens to everyone.

hope this helps,

Chow ding

Lazzaro · 21st June 2003, 12:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lindsay
i so want to answer that one but i won't. and now that i've said all this it wouldn't be the bitchy dry reply i was hoping for. daymn.

can I hear it anyway ?

Lindsay · 21st June 2003, 12:02 AM

no. it has lost it's comedy value forever i am afraid.

Lazzaro · 21st June 2003, 12:04 AM

awww, I'm not gonna get any sleep now thinking about it.

Lindsay · 21st June 2003, 12:06 AM

it's nothing like that young man.

aunt gary · 21st June 2003, 12:06 AM

hey there sports fans

I think I know what the problem is Cornell, & the thing is

the mind works a different way, one day we're watching black & white, then happy days is released in a time when they still had black & white tv, but happy days was in colour

hope this helps

Chow ding

Lindsay · 21st June 2003, 12:08 AM

did anyone understand that one?

MotioN · 21st June 2003, 12:09 AM

Heres a question thats on everybodys minds.

Why does my willy go ever so slightly left?

aunt gary · 21st June 2003, 12:10 AM

hey there sports fans

now Lindsay,

when your much younger, your running around in the playground having fun, then 10 years later you wish you could run like that again, & fly a kite, but the mind works that way as we get older, take black & white tv for example, we're watching happy days in colour, when we coulda spent all our days watching everything else like that in colour,

hope this helps

Chow ding

aunt gary · 21st June 2003, 12:13 AM

Hey there sports fans

Quote:

Originally posted by MotioN
Heres a question thats on everybodys minds.

Why does my willy go ever so slightly left?

aaah, I took some time thinking for this one, but

when you look in the mirror & realise, thats you in the reflection, then you should then sit up straight & think to yourself, Im gonna go & help mum in the kitchen, altho your mu wont be in the kitchen, you just keep saying that to yourself, then say Im gonna watch football with dad, altho he wont be watching football, thas the way the mind works, take Happy Days for example...

hope this helps

Chow ding

MotioN · 21st June 2003, 12:15 AM

OHHH MAN!!!
You've made me see the truth and it's gone staright again!!

Thank you Aunt Gary!!!!

20th June 2003, 11:50 PM	#1 (permalink)
aunt gary Moderator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Dundee Posts: 7,400	ask aunt gary Hey there sports fans oh hello, didnt notice you there, well here I will answer the questions that you werent answered before in any particular lifetime, so here I will answer all your questions, & oh whats this? a letter here from lil timmy, asking "dear aunt gary, my mummy & daddy are arguing a lot these days, will I be put in the middle" so I thought about lil timmys problem & conquered hard to find the truth behind it, so I reply by saying lil timmy, now your mummy & daddy will be divorcing, & will claim who will get you, they wont wanna see you or spend time with you, but it makes themslef fell better knowing they won the war, soI think If you march up to your mummy & daddy & tell them straight, "Ive had enough here, now both of you give me your hands" & when they do, you make them shake hands, then you will all feel much better, & sing merry x-mas on the 4th of July, I hope this sorts it out. any questions, remember, Im here, Im not doing this for me, its for the kids lil sparkle in my teeth Chow ding

20th June 2003, 11:51 PM	#2 (permalink)
Lindsay eighties fan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Glasgow Posts: 7,597	now look what i've inspired!

20th June 2003, 11:56 PM	#3 (permalink)
Lazzaro Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Dundee Posts: 6,056	Oh god that is aunt gary, why do I have a driving lesson at 9 in the morning ?

20th June 2003, 11:58 PM	#4 (permalink)
Lindsay eighties fan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Glasgow Posts: 7,597	i so want to answer that one but i won't. and now that i've said all this it wouldn't be the bitchy dry reply i was hoping for. daymn.

20th June 2003, 11:59 PM	#5 (permalink)
aunt gary Moderator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Dundee Posts: 7,400	Hey there sports fans aaah, Ive thought long & hard for this one, many have the same problem Cornell, now as you grow older, you'll notice changes in your body, you will notice more hair coming in places where there woz no hair, & you'll suddenly look at girls in a whole new way, & your voice will definatly be sounding different, but dont worry, it's all part of growing up sonny, & it happens to everyone. hope this helps, Chow ding

21st June 2003, 12:02 AM	#7 (permalink)
Lindsay eighties fan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Glasgow Posts: 7,597	no. it has lost it's comedy value forever i am afraid.

21st June 2003, 12:04 AM	#8 (permalink)
Lazzaro Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Dundee Posts: 6,056	awww, I'm not gonna get any sleep now thinking about it.

21st June 2003, 12:06 AM	#9 (permalink)
Lindsay eighties fan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Glasgow Posts: 7,597	it's nothing like that young man.

21st June 2003, 12:06 AM	#10 (permalink)
aunt gary Moderator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Dundee Posts: 7,400	hey there sports fans I think I know what the problem is Cornell, & the thing is the mind works a different way, one day we're watching black & white, then happy days is released in a time when they still had black & white tv, but happy days was in colour hope this helps Chow ding

21st June 2003, 12:08 AM	#11 (permalink)
Lindsay eighties fan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Glasgow Posts: 7,597	did anyone understand that one?

21st June 2003, 12:09 AM	#12 (permalink)
MotioN Listen to Void! Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Perth/Abernethy Posts: 7,483 Band: Allergo, Violent Response, Nekrocircus, RatpukE, Octopope	Heres a question thats on everybodys minds. Why does my willy go ever so slightly left?

21st June 2003, 12:10 AM	#13 (permalink)
aunt gary Moderator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Dundee Posts: 7,400	hey there sports fans now Lindsay, when your much younger, your running around in the playground having fun, then 10 years later you wish you could run like that again, & fly a kite, but the mind works that way as we get older, take black & white tv for example, we're watching happy days in colour, when we coulda spent all our days watching everything else like that in colour, hope this helps Chow ding

21st June 2003, 12:15 AM	#15 (permalink)
MotioN Listen to Void! Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Perth/Abernethy Posts: 7,483 Band: Allergo, Violent Response, Nekrocircus, RatpukE, Octopope	OHHH MAN!!! You've made me see the truth and it's gone staright again!! Thank you Aunt Gary!!!!