How do you kill a circus?

Misanthropy · 30th September 2003, 12:56 AM

go for the juggler

Rosco the magnificent · 30th September 2003, 12:59 AM

*bam boom tissh*

Davey · 30th September 2003, 01:04 AM

*tumbleweed*

i didnt get it..alex had to explain it to me

im retarded

Jamie The CFH · 30th September 2003, 01:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Davey

*tumbleweed*

i didnt get it..alex had to explain it to me

im retarded

go for the juggler (jug-u-lar)

hehehe, i liked that one

: : Scott : : · 30th September 2003, 08:57 AM

hear about the scarecrow who won the award for being outstanding in his field?

Flaming Toilet Bag · 30th September 2003, 10:40 AM

What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?

Last year's hide and seek champ.

Rosco the magnificent · 30th September 2003, 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Davey

*tumbleweed*

i didnt get it..alex had to explain it to me

im retarded

And you don't like InMe either- double bad

Lazzaro · 30th September 2003, 02:13 PM

two drums and a cymbal fall off a table, boom boom tshhhh !

gord · 30th September 2003, 02:23 PM

did you hear about the lunatic who jumped in to the river in paris?

he was insane

: : Scott : : · 30th September 2003, 03:09 PM

blind guy goes into an all-female pub and orders a pint... he asks the bartender if they would like to hear a blonde joke. being a blonde herself, the bartender says;

"listen sir, you may not be aware that this is an all female bar. i think i should inform you that i am in fact an amateur wrestler, the girl beside you is a former kickboxing champion and my three friends are all black belts in karate.

do you still want to tell your joke?"

the man thinks for a moment, and replies;

"nah, i dont wanna have to explain it five times..."

*DISCLAIMER* paperbitch is neither sexist or advocating an anti-blonde stance, it is a joke! not that i think you'll be pissed off if you are blonde because you probably wont get it anyway kthnx

Lazzaro · 30th September 2003, 03:15 PM

I'm blonde, and I take great offense to that

: : Scott : : · 30th September 2003, 04:04 PM

ain't you a sweetie.

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Misanthropy Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Dundee Posts: 4,101	How do you kill a circus? go for the juggler

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: : Scott : : Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Dundee Posts: 7,138	blind guy goes into an all-female pub and orders a pint... he asks the bartender if they would like to hear a blonde joke. being a blonde herself, the bartender says; "listen sir, you may not be aware that this is an all female bar. i think i should inform you that i am in fact an amateur wrestler, the girl beside you is a former kickboxing champion and my three friends are all black belts in karate. do you still want to tell your joke?" the man thinks for a moment, and replies; "nah, i dont wanna have to explain it five times..." DISCLAIMER paperbitch is neither sexist or advocating an anti-blonde stance, it is a joke! not that i think you'll be pissed off if you are blonde because you probably wont get it anyway kthnx Last edited by paperbitch : 30th September 2003 at 03:14 PM.

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Rosco the magnificent ping-pong Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Lenzieshire (for a little while) Posts: 4,143 Band: My Own Religion	bam boom tissh

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