Old Geezers...

[Jo Jo]

Two old men decide they are near their last days on earth and so to have a last night on the town. After a few drinks they end up at the local brothel. The madam takes one look at the two old geezers and whispers to her manager, "Go up to the first two rooms and put an inflated doll in each bed. These two geezers are so old and drunk, I am not wasting two of my girls on them. They won't know the difference anyway."

Her manager does as she is told and the two old men go up the stairs and take care of their business.

As they're walking home the first one says, "You know, I think my girl was dead!"

"Dead?", says his friend, "Why would you think that?"

"Well, she never moved or made a sound all the time I was loving her."

His friend says, "I think mine was a witch."

"A WITCH?! What makes you say that?"


"Well, I was making love to her, kissing on her neck and I gave her a

little bite . . . then she farted and flew out the window!!

[theGoodnightstory-S]

Originally Posted by Jo Jo

Two old men decide they are near their last days on earth and so to have a last night on the town. After a few drinks they end up at the local brothel. The madam takes one look at the two old geezers and whispers to her manager, "Go up to the first two rooms and put an inflated doll in each bed. These two geezers are so old and drunk, I am not wasting two of my girls on them. They won't know the difference anyway."

Her manager does as she is told and the two old men go up the stairs and take care of their business.

As they're walking home the first one says, "You know, I think my girl was dead!"

"Dead?", says his friend, "Why would you think that?"

"Well, she never moved or made a sound all the time I was loving her."

His friend says, "I think mine was a witch."
Lol!!!! haha... bit of an anti climax, but it was not bad..
"A WITCH?! What makes you say that?"


"Well, I was making love to her, kissing on her neck and I gave her a

little bite . . . then she farted and flew out the window!!

Haha. bit of an anti climax but it was no bad.!

[Jo Jo]

Originally Posted by Feelingspass~Stephen

Haha. bit of an anti climax but it was no bad.!

Yea i know i decided to post some random shite and where else to put it!

[theGoodnightstory-S]

Originally Posted by Jo Jo

Yea i know i decided to post some random shite and where else to put it!

Nae bother, it was pretty good though i think ill tell that soon to someone hehe. Cheers BIG woMAN.