As a child.... - Page 2

theGoodnightstory-S · 2nd October 2003, 08:32 PM

I think the strangest thing i done, was when i was 5 and i kicked the shit out of a german kid in spain... don't ask why i don't know. I think it was because he pushed me off the bouncy castle

girl_not_grey · 2nd October 2003, 08:56 PM

I've not been on the sugar, noo, I need the internet, I mean...its the only place I have friends...(j/k)

aunt gary · 2nd October 2003, 09:01 PM

Hey there sports fans

I once ate the contents in an ashtray, made me hang my tounge out for a while, then after the taste went away I did it again, then the icky taste woz there again

Chow Ding

azpazzagus · 2nd October 2003, 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aunt gary

Hey there sports fans

I once ate the contents in an ashtray, made me hang my tounge out for a while, then after the taste went away I did it again, then the icky taste woz there again

Chow Ding

That is pretty wierd. You don't do it anymore do u?.........................................

aunt gary · 2nd October 2003, 09:10 PM

Hey there sports fans

that woz this tea time

lol, I woz wee at the time, I didnt know wot it woz

Chow Ding

azpazzagus · 2nd October 2003, 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aunt gary

Hey there sports fans

that woz this tea time

lol, I woz wee at the time, I didnt know wot it woz

Chow Ding

I am glad, but at the same time jealous of ur stamina and amazing taste buds!! lol

aunt gary · 2nd October 2003, 09:22 PM

Hey there sports fans

lol, still tasted very horrible, I wonder If I did it now It would taste any different?....

Chow Ding

Jo Jo · 2nd October 2003, 09:38 PM

I was never a bad child but my sister was pure evil after a packet of chewits. One time she stabbed me in the hand with a pencil.

Chunderbunny · 3rd October 2003, 05:04 PM

I used to eat soap

*HeAtHeR* · 3rd October 2003, 07:42 PM

i ate a battery once

Starla · 5th October 2003, 12:58 AM

I used to bite my baby brother's feet when I thought no-one was looking.

My parents also used to tape commercial breaks for me, +sit me in front of tapes full of adverts, which would keep me amused for hours.

Also used to sit in the trolly in Asda +eat cucumber, plastic et al.

flyingHead · 5th October 2003, 08:16 AM

that's nuthin'...when I was wee I broke an old ladies arm!! I thought the ambulance men were the police comin' to take me away and cryed soo much (not as much as the old lady though!!)!! I also ate my mum's (old glass)contact lenses:
Mummy: "Mhairi, Do you know where mummy's contact lenses are?" Me: " I crunch 'em!"
Also when I got my first blank tapes my dad told me if I didn't like what was on them I could 'wipe' it so I fucked them all up wi a soapy sponge!!
Or that time I couldn't be bothered going to the toilet 'cos the cartoons were on so I ran about pissing all over the living room....

nutty little fucker.....

jaded_wreckless · 5th October 2003, 09:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flyingHead

that's nuthin'...when I was wee I broke an old ladies arm!! I thought the ambulance men were the police comin' to take me away and cryed soo much (not as much as the old lady though!!)!! I also ate my mum's (old glass)contact lenses:
Mummy: "Mhairi, Do you know where mummy's contact lenses are?" Me: " I crunch 'em!"
Also when I got my first blank tapes my dad told me if I didn't like what was on them I could 'wipe' it so I fucked them all up wi a soapy sponge!!
Or that time I couldn't be bothered going to the toilet 'cos the cartoons were on so I ran about pissing all over the living room....

nutty little fucker.....

LMAO!!!! Its because of kids like you were that Im scared of the wee fuckers these days!!

Chunderbunny · 5th October 2003, 11:33 AM

I stuck one up my nose and got it stuck

I also stuck a fork in an on toaster, electrocuted myself and tried it again 'to make sure it actually happened'

Come to think of it, I'm quite slow really....

Freto · 5th October 2003, 11:53 AM

I dont think i was particularly evil as a kid but my mum walked into our living room once to find it totally covered in talcum powder and me parading around in my nappies throwing the talc box around shouting "its snowing its snowing!"

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flyingHead Registered User Join Date: May 2003 Location: currently in a human vessel Posts: 357	psssssssssssssss that's nuthin'...when I was wee I broke an old ladies arm!! I thought the ambulance men were the police comin' to take me away and cryed soo much (not as much as the old lady though!!)!! I also ate my mum's (old glass)contact lenses: Mummy: "Mhairi, Do you know where mummy's contact lenses are?" Me: " I crunch 'em!" Also when I got my first blank tapes my dad told me if I didn't like what was on them I could 'wipe' it so I fucked them all up wi a soapy sponge!! Or that time I couldn't be bothered going to the toilet 'cos the cartoons were on so I ran about pissing all over the living room.... nutty little fucker.....

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2nd October 2003, 08:32 PM	#16 (permalink)
theGoodnightstory-S Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Haggs Posts: 1,955	I think the strangest thing i done, was when i was 5 and i kicked the shit out of a german kid in spain... don't ask why i don't know. I think it was because he pushed me off the bouncy castle

2nd October 2003, 08:56 PM	#17 (permalink)
girl_not_grey so back it up, REWIND. Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Dundee Posts: 1,544	I've not been on the sugar, noo, I need the internet, I mean...its the only place I have friends...(j/k)

2nd October 2003, 09:01 PM	#18 (permalink)
aunt gary Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Dundee Posts: 7,351	Hey there sports fans I once ate the contents in an ashtray, made me hang my tounge out for a while, then after the taste went away I did it again, then the icky taste woz there again Chow Ding

2nd October 2003, 09:10 PM	#20 (permalink)
aunt gary Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Dundee Posts: 7,351	Hey there sports fans that woz this tea time lol, I woz wee at the time, I didnt know wot it woz Chow Ding

2nd October 2003, 09:22 PM	#22 (permalink)
aunt gary Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Dundee Posts: 7,351	Hey there sports fans lol, still tasted very horrible, I wonder If I did it now It would taste any different?.... Chow Ding

2nd October 2003, 09:38 PM	#23 (permalink)
Jo Jo DANG!!! Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: between Iraq and a hard place Posts: 3,297	I was never a bad child but my sister was pure evil after a packet of chewits. One time she stabbed me in the hand with a pencil.

3rd October 2003, 05:04 PM	#24 (permalink)
Chunderbunny Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Dundee Posts: 887	I used to eat soap

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HeAtHeR Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Greenock Posts: 644	i ate a battery once

5th October 2003, 12:58 AM	#26 (permalink)
Starla Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Dundee... I mean, Glasgow Posts: 2,065	I used to bite my baby brother's feet when I thought no-one was looking. My parents also used to tape commercial breaks for me, +sit me in front of tapes full of adverts, which would keep me amused for hours. Also used to sit in the trolly in Asda +eat cucumber, plastic et al.

5th October 2003, 11:33 AM	#29 (permalink)
Chunderbunny Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Dundee Posts: 887	I stuck one up my nose and got it stuck I also stuck a fork in an on toaster, electrocuted myself and tried it again 'to make sure it actually happened' Come to think of it, I'm quite slow really....

5th October 2003, 11:53 AM	#30 (permalink)
Freto Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Glasgow Posts: 1,528	I dont think i was particularly evil as a kid but my mum walked into our living room once to find it totally covered in talcum powder and me parading around in my nappies throwing the talc box around shouting "its snowing its snowing!"