As a child.... - Page 3

Tommy Sports · 5th October 2003, 05:25 PM

when i was in primary one i was at the urinals next to this guy called Warwick and for some reason i thought itd be funny to pee on him.
he got told off in front of the whole class for pissing himself and trying to blame it on me

jaded_wreckless · 5th October 2003, 07:00 PM

Lol okies that one HAS to be the best so far!!! Ah my sides actually hur from reading that! lol

Starla · 6th October 2003, 10:20 AM

Agreed : D

Marco · 6th October 2003, 11:29 AM

I swallowed a marble once hen i was about 3, and after a trip to the hospital and an x-ray, my sister had to break open my poo to find it. I can still remmember watching her find it, she asked if i wanted it back!

I also used to terrorize my grandad, I put s sticker saying "kick me" on his back when he went shopping. The woman at the checkout behind him was tryng hard not to laugh!

alien_syndm · 6th October 2003, 11:42 AM

I used to do something which looking back on it is a little sick when youger. When fishing off the pier say I would take 2 of the fish I had caught, typically coalfish. Now get a piece of nylong and thread it through its mouth, out its gills and tie it, repeat this for the other fish with the other end of nylon. End result is 2 fish joined by a piece of nylon. Now throw the fish out into the sea, preferably near some sea gulls. Now one gull will eat one of the fish and swallow it, now the other fish is of course still attached and floating nearby, another gull would then eat this one, so now you have 2 seagulls joined together, sure you can guess what happens when they try to fly away

Also what would sometimes happen is one gull would eat one then fly off with another fish suspended in mid air, other gulls saw this and would try and eat it and if they managed we then have 2 airborne gulls joined together, yet more fun tee hee

Bobsy · 6th October 2003, 06:30 PM

ONe time when we had to sing a song at a christmas assembly i sung in a loud funny voice, i also flashed once in the playground, i used to get in lots of fights, i used to shout out swearwords and blame it on other people. I loved high school

Jo Jo · 6th October 2003, 08:27 PM

I remember some stuff that i did, when we still lived in Ireland when i was about 2 or 3 my brother had one of those wee snooker tables and the balls were about the size of ping pong balls and I decided one day to put them all down the toilet and flush it.

i remember when i was in about Primary 5 this boy in my class called me a son of a bitch (

) so i kicked him in the balls and he cried a lot but he got in more trouble for calling me a son of a bitch.

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5th October 2003, 05:25 PM	#31 (permalink)
Tommy Sports Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 3,626 Band: Juliet Kilo	when i was in primary one i was at the urinals next to this guy called Warwick and for some reason i thought itd be funny to pee on him. he got told off in front of the whole class for pissing himself and trying to blame it on me

5th October 2003, 07:00 PM	#32 (permalink)
jaded_wreckless stylish kid in the riot Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: The Ferry/Dundee Posts: 1,570	Lol okies that one HAS to be the best so far!!! Ah my sides actually hur from reading that! lol

6th October 2003, 10:20 AM	#33 (permalink)
Starla Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Dundee... I mean, Glasgow Posts: 2,065	Agreed : D

6th October 2003, 11:29 AM	#34 (permalink)
Marco Scream for me Norwich! Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Dundee, Scotland Posts: 2,762 Band: ?	I swallowed a marble once hen i was about 3, and after a trip to the hospital and an x-ray, my sister had to break open my poo to find it. I can still remmember watching her find it, she asked if i wanted it back! I also used to terrorize my grandad, I put s sticker saying "kick me" on his back when he went shopping. The woman at the checkout behind him was tryng hard not to laugh!

6th October 2003, 11:42 AM	#35 (permalink)
alien_syndm Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: dundee Posts: 1,435	I used to do something which looking back on it is a little sick when youger. When fishing off the pier say I would take 2 of the fish I had caught, typically coalfish. Now get a piece of nylong and thread it through its mouth, out its gills and tie it, repeat this for the other fish with the other end of nylon. End result is 2 fish joined by a piece of nylon. Now throw the fish out into the sea, preferably near some sea gulls. Now one gull will eat one of the fish and swallow it, now the other fish is of course still attached and floating nearby, another gull would then eat this one, so now you have 2 seagulls joined together, sure you can guess what happens when they try to fly away Also what would sometimes happen is one gull would eat one then fly off with another fish suspended in mid air, other gulls saw this and would try and eat it and if they managed we then have 2 airborne gulls joined together, yet more fun tee hee

6th October 2003, 06:30 PM	#36 (permalink)
Bobsy Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Glasgow Posts: 3,333 Band: Concurrence, Priveleged Girls After School Club	ONe time when we had to sing a song at a christmas assembly i sung in a loud funny voice, i also flashed once in the playground, i used to get in lots of fights, i used to shout out swearwords and blame it on other people. I loved high school

6th October 2003, 08:27 PM	#37 (permalink)
Jo Jo DANG!!! Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: between Iraq and a hard place Posts: 3,297	I remember some stuff that i did, when we still lived in Ireland when i was about 2 or 3 my brother had one of those wee snooker tables and the balls were about the size of ping pong balls and I decided one day to put them all down the toilet and flush it. i remember when i was in about Primary 5 this boy in my class called me a son of a bitch ( ) so i kicked him in the balls and he cried a lot but he got in more trouble for calling me a son of a bitch.