Return Of The Ex!!!!

[MotioN]

Heres what happend when your ex g/f cheats on you, realises shes being fucked over by some tosser, and goes psycho.
Enjoy.

fuck me says:
hey , sexy

MotioN \\FREE HUGS! THIS FRIDAY! @THE BEAT BAR!// says:
hey

MotioN \\FREE HUGS! THIS FRIDAY! @THE BEAT BAR!// says:
whos this?

lets get it on says:
i seen ur band playing in Dundee ur hot by the way

MotioN \\FREE HUGS! THIS FRIDAY! @THE BEAT BAR!// says:
hahahha!?

MotioN \\FREE HUGS! THIS FRIDAY! @THE BEAT BAR!// says:
who the fuck is this!

MotioN \\FREE HUGS! THIS FRIDAY! @THE BEAT BAR!// says:
lol

lets get it on says:
its Lisa from DUNDEE!!!!!!

MotioN \\FREE HUGS! THIS FRIDAY! @THE BEAT BAR!// says:
what gig did you see?

lets get it on says:
remeber???

lets get it on says:
The westy , i got ur e-mail from a mate

lets get it on says:
so how u doin?

MotioN \\FREE HUGS! THIS FRIDAY! @THE BEAT BAR!// says:
the westy?, god i was pissed, who did you get it off?

lets get it on says:
James

lets get it on says:
last time i seen u , u were going on about ur g/f r u still with her???

MotioN \\FREE HUGS! THIS FRIDAY! @THE BEAT BAR!// says:
lol.....no.....:S

lets get it on says:
what happened?

MotioN \\FREE HUGS! THIS FRIDAY! @THE BEAT BAR!// says:
cheated on me

MotioN \\FREE HUGS! THIS FRIDAY! @THE BEAT BAR!// says:
a lot

lets get it on says:
what a bitch! you looking for love??

MotioN \\FREE HUGS! THIS FRIDAY! @THE BEAT BAR!// says:
not really

MotioN \\FREE HUGS! THIS FRIDAY! @THE BEAT BAR!// says:
just a hug

lets get it on says:
what about a kiss?!!

MotioN \\FREE HUGS! THIS FRIDAY! @THE BEAT BAR!// says:
hmmmmmm

MotioN \\FREE HUGS! THIS FRIDAY! @THE BEAT BAR!// says:
nah

MotioN \\FREE HUGS! THIS FRIDAY! @THE BEAT BAR!// says:
you from dundee yeah?

lets get it on says:
yu weren't saying that at the gig

lets get it on says:
you wantd me

MotioN \\FREE HUGS! THIS FRIDAY! @THE BEAT BAR!// says:
hahaha...emmmmmm....what?

MotioN \\FREE HUGS! THIS FRIDAY! @THE BEAT BAR!// says:
who the fuck is this!??!

lets get it on says:
nah,skenks are fae dundee

MotioN \\FREE HUGS! THIS FRIDAY! @THE BEAT BAR!// says:
what?!
lets get it on says:
who do you want me to be?

lets get it on says:
i am up for a good rodgering

lets get it on says:
lol!!

MotioN \\FREE HUGS! THIS FRIDAY! @THE BEAT BAR!// says:
indeed.........

lets get it on says:
whatever

MotioN \\FREE HUGS! THIS FRIDAY! @THE BEAT BAR!// says:
look i know your mucking about whoever you are

MotioN \\FREE HUGS! THIS FRIDAY! @THE BEAT BAR!// says:
stop being so immature

lets get it on says:
how am i?!!!!!!!!!

lets get it on says:
i cant believe u dont remeber me

MotioN \\FREE HUGS! THIS FRIDAY! @THE BEAT BAR!// says:
i would of!

lets get it on says:
u were talking 2 me all nite

MotioN \\FREE HUGS! THIS FRIDAY! @THE BEAT BAR!// says:
lol no!

MotioN \\FREE HUGS! THIS FRIDAY! @THE BEAT BAR!// says:
i was with my mate soph all night

lets get it on says:
what the slag?

lets get it on says:
i wanted u and she took u away from me

MotioN \\FREE HUGS! THIS FRIDAY! @THE BEAT BAR!// says:
no, shes like my best mate

lets get it on says:
did you pull her?

MotioN \\FREE HUGS! THIS FRIDAY! @THE BEAT BAR!// says:
and you wernt there because i would of remembered you

MotioN \\FREE HUGS! THIS FRIDAY! @THE BEAT BAR!// says:
lol no!?

lets get it on says:
i bet u did

MotioN \\FREE HUGS! THIS FRIDAY! @THE BEAT BAR!// says:
....who was your fave band tht night?

lets get it on says:
u of course!

MotioN \\FREE HUGS! THIS FRIDAY! @THE BEAT BAR!// says:
indeed....

MotioN \\FREE HUGS! THIS FRIDAY! @THE BEAT BAR!// says:
we never played

MotioN \\FREE HUGS! THIS FRIDAY! @THE BEAT BAR!// says:
so who is this?!!

lets get it on says:
i told u
MotioN \\FREE HUGS! THIS FRIDAY! @THE BEAT BAR!// says:
yeh, but you also tole me you were with me all night, and that we played!

MotioN \\FREE HUGS! THIS FRIDAY! @THE BEAT BAR!// says:
i was with baz and soph and zoe, and we never played!

lets get it on says:
well i wanted 2 be there wth u

MotioN \\FREE HUGS! THIS FRIDAY! @THE BEAT BAR!// says:
where about were you?!

lets get it on says:
well i was looking at u all night

lets get it on says:
and u came off stage all swaeaty it turned me on

MotioN \\FREE HUGS! THIS FRIDAY! @THE BEAT BAR!// says:
LMAO!!!

MotioN \\FREE HUGS! THIS FRIDAY! @THE BEAT BAR!// says:
LMAO! WE WERNT EVEN PLAYING!!!!!!

MotioN \\FREE HUGS! THIS FRIDAY! @THE BEAT BAR!// says:
lol!!

MotioN \\FREE HUGS! THIS FRIDAY! @THE BEAT BAR!// says:
i bet this is sarah?!!

lets get it on says:
who is Sarah?

MotioN \\FREE HUGS! THIS FRIDAY! @THE BEAT BAR!// says:
the girl i used to love

MotioN \\FREE HUGS! THIS FRIDAY! @THE BEAT BAR!// says:
and who i still get upset over

lets get it on says:
what a shame

lets get it on says:
you still want her?

MotioN \\FREE HUGS! THIS FRIDAY! @THE BEAT BAR!// says:
sometimes

lets get it on says:
would you take her back?

MotioN \\FREE HUGS! THIS FRIDAY! @THE BEAT BAR!// says:
never.

lets get it on says:
why?

MotioN \\FREE HUGS! THIS FRIDAY! @THE BEAT BAR!// says:
because i could never forgive her for what shes done to me

lets get it on says:
move on man

MotioN \\FREE HUGS! THIS FRIDAY! @THE BEAT BAR!// says:
i have....

lets get it on says:
who to?

MotioN \\FREE HUGS! THIS FRIDAY! @THE BEAT BAR!// says:
nobody really but, i have found a great freind in Soph who i reeeeeallly like, cause we're both going through the same thing, her b/f cheated on her too

MotioN \\FREE HUGS! THIS FRIDAY! @THE BEAT BAR!// says:
shes amazing

MotioN \\FREE HUGS! THIS FRIDAY! @THE BEAT BAR!// says:
and shes got an awwwesome car

lets get it on says:
sounds good

MotioN \\FREE HUGS! THIS FRIDAY! @THE BEAT BAR!// says:
yeh...

lets get it on says:
you fancy her like?

MotioN \\FREE HUGS! THIS FRIDAY! @THE BEAT BAR!// says:
dunno, just really good friends

MotioN \\FREE HUGS! THIS FRIDAY! @THE BEAT BAR!// says:
i'm gonna take my time with girls

lets get it on says:
she pretty?
MotioN \\FREE HUGS! THIS FRIDAY! @THE BEAT BAR!// says:
very

lets get it on says:
prettier than your ex?

MotioN \\FREE HUGS! THIS FRIDAY! @THE BEAT BAR!// says:
makes her look like a piece if shit

MotioN \\FREE HUGS! THIS FRIDAY! @THE BEAT BAR!// says:
i think my ex is seeing some 24 year old

lets get it on says:
someone you know?

MotioN \\FREE HUGS! THIS FRIDAY! @THE BEAT BAR!// says:
yeh, my old boss!

lets get it on says:
how does she know him?

MotioN \\FREE HUGS! THIS FRIDAY! @THE BEAT BAR!// says:
she works there too
lets get it on says:
you 2 still work 2gether?
MotioN \\FREE HUGS! THIS FRIDAY! @THE BEAT BAR!// says:
nah i quit
MotioN \\FREE HUGS! THIS FRIDAY! @THE BEAT BAR!// says:
i know shes been seeing him, for the past couple of weeks too

lets get it on says:
sleeping with him?

MotioN \\FREE HUGS! THIS FRIDAY! @THE BEAT BAR!// says:
yep

lets get it on says:
how do you know that?

MotioN \\FREE HUGS! THIS FRIDAY! @THE BEAT BAR!// says:
from her workmates

MotioN \\FREE HUGS! THIS FRIDAY! @THE BEAT BAR!// says:
whats with all the questions?

lets get it on says:
just being friendly! do you mind?

MotioN \\FREE HUGS! THIS FRIDAY! @THE BEAT BAR!// says:
no, it's just a bit much.

MotioN \\FREE HUGS! THIS FRIDAY! @THE BEAT BAR!// says:
....so you going out this friday?

lets get it on says:
yeah, think so

MotioN \\FREE HUGS! THIS FRIDAY! @THE BEAT BAR!// says:
awesome, where bouts?

lets get it on says:
not sure yet, where does your ex work?

MotioN \\FREE HUGS! THIS FRIDAY! @THE BEAT BAR!// says:
Brewsters. you going to the beat bar?

MotioN \\FREE HUGS! THIS FRIDAY! @THE BEAT BAR!// says:
come along!

MotioN \\FREE HUGS! THIS FRIDAY! @THE BEAT BAR!// says:
i'll give you a free hug

MotioN \\FREE HUGS! THIS FRIDAY! @THE BEAT BAR!// says:
thats how i advertise my mates gigs every friday

lets get it on says:
i know someone who works in perth brewsters

MotioN \\FREE HUGS! THIS FRIDAY! @THE BEAT BAR!// says:
what a coincidence eh?!!!

MotioN \\FREE HUGS! THIS FRIDAY! @THE BEAT BAR!// says:
whats there name?

lets get it on says:
sarah hope

MotioN \\Moe// says:
lol!!! ......god you think i'm an idiot!

lets get it on says:
what do you mean?

MotioN \\now, get dressed and fuck off!// says:
lol

lets get it on says:
add soph to conversation

MotioN \\now, get dressed and fuck off!// says:
why?

lets get it on says:
whats your name anyway?

MotioN \\now, get dressed and fuck off!// says:
it's jimmy......

MotioN \\now, get dressed and fuck off!// says:
jimmy henderson

lets get it on says:
yeah right

MotioN \\now, get dressed and fuck off!// says:
it is!

MotioN \\now, get dressed and fuck off!// says:
nah it's Lambiekins!

lets get it on says:
piss off! youre takethe piss

MotioN \\now, get dressed and fuck off!// says:
yeh i tend to do that

MotioN \\now, get dressed and fuck off!// says:
sorry

MotioN \\now, get dressed and fuck off!// says:
but yeh my names Graham

lets get it on says:
oh well, better go

MotioN \\now, get dressed and fuck off!// says:
awww no!

Soe 's Moe!!! moe just doesnt soe has been added to the conversation.

MotioN \\now, get dressed and fuck off!// says:
soph this is SARAH ooops i mean Lisa

Soe 's Moe!!! moe just doesnt soe says:
hey SARAH i mean lisa

lets get it on says:
what you on about!!!!!!!

continued!!!!.............

[MotioN]

Soe 's Moe!!! moe just doesnt soe says:
hey im soph


lets get it on says:
you two loved up or something?

MotioN \\now, get dressed and fuck off!// says:
hehe nah we're just snuggle buddies

Soe 's Moe!!!+ Moe 's Soe says:
fuck off moe i love you

MotioN \\now, get dressed and fuck off!// says:
awwwww i love you too

MotioN \\now, get dressed and fuck off!// says:
hehe it's good to be loved again

lets get it on says:
should i leave the room?

MotioN \\now, get dressed and fuck off!// says:
what room?.......

MotioN \\now, get dressed and fuck off!// says:
anyhoo "lisa" was at the wetie on saturday soph, when we had a gig

MotioN \\now, get dressed and fuck off!// says:
we were great that night eh?

Soe 's Moe!!!+ Moe 's Soe says:
fucking awesome

MotioN \\now, get dressed and fuck off!// says:
totally
MotioN \\now, get dressed and fuck off!// says:
i was sooooo "sweaty" ; )

Soe 's Moe!!!+ Moe 's Soe says:
too right ya were :P

MotioN \\now, get dressed and fuck off!// says:
hehehehe

Soe 's Moe!!!+ Moe 's Soe says:
did ya have fun lisa?

Soe 's Moe!!!+ Moe 's Soe says:
i was rather pished

MotioN \\now, get dressed and fuck off!// says:
she said she was with me all night?!!!

lets get it on says:
i was only pissing about!

MotioN \\now, get dressed and fuck off!// says:
ahh well.. she was just kiddin then

Soe 's Moe!!!+ Moe 's Soe says:
ahhhhh ha ha hah haaaa.....

MotioN \\now, get dressed and fuck off!// says:
LMAO!!

MotioN \\now, get dressed and fuck off!// says:
OH GOD!

MotioN \\now, get dressed and fuck off!// says:
I hope my ex's backs ok?

Soe 's Moe!!!+ Moe 's Soe says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Soe 's Moe!!!+ Moe 's Soe says:
i know

lets get it on says:
what happened to her?

MotioN \\now, get dressed and fuck off!// says:
haha she got fucked on a park bench by a 24 year old english twat

Soe 's Moe!!!+ Moe 's Soe says:
then he told her to fuck off

MotioN \\now, get dressed and fuck off!// says:
no he said...

MotioN \\now, get dressed and fuck off!// says:
"now, get dressed and fuck off!"

MotioN \\now, get dressed and fuck off!// says:
charming

Soe 's Moe!!!+ Moe 's Soe says:
hahahaha

Soe 's Moe!!!+ Moe 's Soe says:
what a lovely boi

lets get it on says:
thats shocking

MotioN \\now, get dressed and fuck off!// says:
i know, i wish i treated her like that..

MotioN \\now, get dressed and fuck off!// says:
oh wait, i dont because i actually loved her

Soe 's Moe!!!+ Moe 's Soe says:
so you were at the westie on sat lisa

MotioN \\now, get dressed and fuck off!// says:
she sure was

lets get it on says:
how do yous know this

Soe 's Moe!!!+ Moe 's Soe says:
because normally when we slaggs fuck around the news gets passed around

MotioN \\now, get dressed and fuck off!// says:
and she forgets i'm soooooo popular...

Soe 's Moe!!!+ Moe 's Soe says:
lol

lets get it on says:
does she still speak 2 u ?

MotioN \\now, get dressed and fuck off!// says:
god no

MotioN \\now, get dressed and fuck off!// says:
shes too affraid to speak to me, dunno why, little coward

MotioN \\now, get dressed and fuck off!// says:
..................Sarah give it up! seriosuly!

MotioN \\now, get dressed and fuck off!// says:
or "Lisa" even

lets get it on says:
Graham , fuck did u change my password , asshole?

MotioN \\now, get dressed and fuck off!// says:
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

Soe 's Moe!!!+ Moe 's Soe says:
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

MotioN \\now, get dressed and fuck off!// says:
LMAO!!

Soe 's Moe!!!+ Moe 's Soe says:
LMAO

MotioN \\now, get dressed and fuck off!// says:
i didnt!

MotioN \\now, get dressed and fuck off!// says:
it was stu

Soe 's Moe!!!+ Moe 's Soe says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Soe 's Moe!!!+ Moe 's Soe says:
WHAT A SILLY BINT

MotioN \\now, get dressed and fuck off!// says:
hows your back, fucker?

Soe 's Moe!!!+ Moe 's Soe says:
hahahah

Soe 's Moe!!!+ Moe 's Soe says:
F U C K E R

MotioN \\now, get dressed and fuck off!// says:
lol, god sarah, that was awful, seriously!

lets get it on says:
and who the fuck is telling u this shit

Soe 's Moe!!!+ Moe 's Soe says:
HAHAHAHAHAHA

MotioN \\now, get dressed and fuck off!// says:
the people you tell it too, you idiot!

lets get it on says:
and i am on as Lisa , u know the one u called a slag!

MotioN \\now, get dressed and fuck off!// says:
the "fat slag!" actually

Soe 's Moe!!!+ Moe 's Soe says:
im actually nearly peeing myself laughing

MotioN \\now, get dressed and fuck off!// says:
lol me 2!!

Soe 's Moe!!!+ Moe 's Soe says:
sarah you are fuckin mental

lets get it on says:
fuck off

Soe 's Moe!!!+ Moe 's Soe says:
hahahahahahahahahahahahhaah

MotioN \\now, get dressed and fuck off!// says:
shes fuckign lost it!

Soe 's Moe!!!+ Moe 's Soe says:
hahahahahahahahahahaha

MotioN \\now, get dressed and fuck off!// says:
lol

Soe 's Moe!!!+ Moe 's Soe says:
what a nutter

MotioN \\now, get dressed and fuck off!// says:
hahahhahahahahahahahahha

Soe 's Moe!!!+ Moe 's Soe says:
your soooooo stupid sarah

lets get it on says:
fuckersssssssssss

Soe 's Moe!!!+ Moe 's Soe says:
sooooooo stupid

Soe 's Moe!!!+ Moe 's Soe says:
oh yeh like ermmmm your cool!!!

MotioN \\now, get dressed and fuck off!// says:
i actually figured out it was her about 30 mins ago

MotioN \\now, get dressed and fuck off!// says:
lol

Soe 's Moe!!!+ Moe 's Soe says:
anyone that is crazy enough to fuck steveo over gee has got to be a silly bint

MotioN \\now, get dressed and fuck off!// says:
lol,

Soe 's Moe!!!+ Moe 's Soe says:

by the way this is the honest truth sarah.. i heard he had crabs

Soe 's Moe!!!+ Moe 's Soe says:
hahahaha

MotioN \\now, get dressed and fuck off!// says:
lol!!

MotioN \\now, get dressed and fuck off!// says:
i'm hoping he's got aids too

Soe 's Moe!!!+ Moe 's Soe says:
ohhhh hes ace!!

lets get it on says:
great, i couldnt care!

Soe 's Moe!!!+ Moe 's Soe says:
nah neither could he

MotioN \\now, get dressed and fuck off!// says:
hey sarah!
MotioN \\now, get dressed and fuck off!// says:
sarah!?
MotioN \\now, get dressed and fuck off!// says:
sarah??!!??!

lets get it on says:
wat???????????????????????

MotioN \\now, get dressed and fuck off!// says:
get dressed and fuck off!

MotioN \\now, get dressed and fuck off!// says:
lmao!!!hahahahahahahah

Soe 's Moe!!!+ Moe 's Soe says:
HAHAHAHAHA

Soe 's Moe!!!+ Moe 's Soe says:
LMAO

MotioN \\now, get dressed and fuck off!// says:
lmao!!

Soe 's Moe!!!+ Moe 's Soe says:
HAHAHAHAHAHA


Soe 's Moe!!!+ Moe 's Soe says:
hows your back by the way?

Soe 's Moe!!!+ Moe 's Soe says:
i heard it was nasty

lets get it on says:
its ok , y?

Soe 's Moe!!!+ Moe 's Soe says:
tut tut tut

lets get it on says:
graham tell me if your seeing that slut, or if it's lauren


MotioN \\now, get dressed and fuck off!// says:
I'M NOT SEEING ANYONE, I'M NOT GOING OUT WITH ANYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU STUPID FUCKING PSYCHO BITCH!!!


lets get it on says:
i am no physco

MotioN \\now, get dressed and fuck off!// says:
lol! you are indeed

MotioN \\now, get dressed and fuck off!// says:
fucking whacko

lets get it on says:
i am not a whacko Graham , i have a life now

MotioN \\now, get dressed and fuck off!// says:
.....o...k?

MotioN \\now, get dressed and fuck off!// says:
so do i!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lets get it on says:
unlike when we were going out

MotioN \\now, get dressed and fuck off!// says:
ummmmm yeah! thats why you used to go out and cheat on me all the time.....some fucking life.

lets get it on says:
tell me who told you all that shit about me and stevo

MotioN \\now, get dressed and fuck off!// says:
tell me why your fucking stevo and why you cheated on me, and why you've never gave a shit about me in your life and i'll tell you

lets get it on says:
plz tell me its not fair on me

MotioN \\now, get dressed and fuck off!// says:
awwwwwwwwww poor fucking you!!!

lets get it on says:
Graham thats not true i loved u and still have feelings for u

MotioN \\now, get dressed and fuck off!// says:
i can't beleive you almost had me in tears about an hour ago!!

MotioN \\now, get dressed and fuck off!// says:
you fucking horrible little girl

MotioN \\now, get dressed and fuck off!// says:
in the words of i

MotioN \\now, get dressed and fuck off!// says:
allergofuckyourself.

*blocked*

[Rainbow_brite]

ahahahaha
that was sooooo much fun!!!!!!
bint!

[matt]

lets get it on says:
she pretty?
MotioN \\FREE HUGS! THIS FRIDAY! @THE BEAT BAR!// says:
very

lets get it on says:
prettier than your ex?

MotioN \\FREE HUGS! THIS FRIDAY! @THE BEAT BAR!// says:
makes her look like a piece if shit

LMFAO!! line of the day!
fucker.

[MrElectricOcean]

I just love the get dressed and fuck off ting, thats brilliant.

[Bobsy]

Well done buddy, i wouldne have been able to dae that like

[gav]

ah, nice to waken up with a read of sheer comedy genius.

[MotioN]

lol it's great as soon as i saw her e-mail address i knew it was her.

[chewlip]

hehehe

[Becca Bomb]

She sounds like a total skaggy cow. Better off without her.

[chewlip]

hehehe i remember one time when u told her u pissed on her cunt when she was asleep. that amused me.

[MotioN]

Me!?!?! Lol!!!

[Johnny]

She does sound like a knob, you're better off without weirdos like that.

[SabuNation]

hahahaha!...aww...classic something no right about her

[MotioN]

hahah yeah, i've known that for a while now, thanks for the kind words though :P hopefully there'l be more shananagins to come.