Bob thinks his willy is large,

[Johnny]

Here's a chat between Bob and Someone who shall remain nameless.

Can you make up your mind? id like to get out of here todaaaay! says:
i dont think id wanna fuck anyone from glenrothes
On the black wind forever we ride on together destroying your evil with freedom my guide says:
me?
Can you make up your mind? id like to get out of here todaaaay! says:
nah your got a willie
On the black wind forever we ride on together destroying your evil with freedom my guide says:
only a small one though
Can you make up your mind? id like to get out of here todaaaay! says:
haha
Can you make up your mind? id like to get out of here todaaaay! says:
how big is it?
On the black wind forever we ride on together destroying your evil with freedom my guide says:
i know cos me and claire measured it once when we were drunk
Can you make up your mind? id like to get out of here todaaaay! says:
and its what?
On the black wind forever we ride on together destroying your evil with freedom my guide says:
and its a fair bit bigger than average
On the black wind forever we ride on together destroying your evil with freedom my guide says:
but im not telling you
Can you make up your mind? id like to get out of here todaaaay! says:
haha
Can you make up your mind? id like to get out of here todaaaay! says:
hard or floppy?
On the black wind forever we ride on together destroying your evil with freedom my guide says:
cos you're probably bigger
On the black wind forever we ride on together destroying your evil with freedom my guide says:
we measured it when it was hard
Can you make up your mind? id like to get out of here todaaaay! says:
whats the average? ive got a wee willy
On the black wind forever we ride on together destroying your evil with freedom my guide says:
average is 5 and a half
On the black wind forever we ride on together destroying your evil with freedom my guide says:
size doesnt matter though
Can you make up your mind? id like to get out of here todaaaay! says:
inches>
?
On the black wind forever we ride on together destroying your evil with freedom my guide says:
luckily ive never had anyc complaints anyway
On the black wind forever we ride on together destroying your evil with freedom my guide says:
yup
Can you make up your mind? id like to get out of here todaaaay! says:
hard?
On the black wind forever we ride on together destroying your evil with freedom my guide says:
yeh
Can you make up your mind? id like to get out of here todaaaay! says:
cool mines is bigger than that
On the black wind forever we ride on together destroying your evil with freedom my guide says:
mine too
On the black wind forever we ride on together destroying your evil with freedom my guide says:
its actually about 5.7 (i used to read claires magazines cos she was boring)
Can you make up your mind? id like to get out of here todaaaay! says:
ahh i thought u meant urs was 5.7
On the black wind forever we ride on together destroying your evil with freedom my guide says:
but apparently as long as its about 3 inches and reasonably thick then thats all that matters
On the black wind forever we ride on together destroying your evil with freedom my guide says:
nah
On the black wind forever we ride on together destroying your evil with freedom my guide says:
but if you turn it round your close
On the black wind forever we ride on together destroying your evil with freedom my guide says:
and thats all im sayin
Can you make up your mind? id like to get out of here todaaaay! says:
haha
Can you make up your mind? id like to get out of here todaaaay! says:
bob the 7 incher
Can you make up your mind? id like to get out of here todaaaay! says:
7.5
On the black wind forever we ride on together destroying your evil with freedom my guide says:
it was about 7 and a half


I say, prove it Bob, we want a picture (not 'cos we swing that way, just to prove it)

[***phil***]

nice

[Rich]

HAHA!

In style of 'That 70s Show', what a fucking great burn!

[Afro Joe]

Did Rye not already post this?

[theGoodnightstory-S]

LMAO!!!!!!!!, aoas are the funnies guys aboot.

[Rich]

Spend a day with us and you'll see that we're a bunch of boring, annoying pricks.

[theGoodnightstory-S]

Originally Posted by Rich

Spend a day with us and you'll see that we're a bunch of boring, annoying pricks.

Hahah!!!, ach well u guys amuse me at the moment so thats what matters.

[Bobsy]

Ryes a total cunt, bastard tricked me. I was actually lieing to make myself look cool anyway, its unfortunately not quite so big in real life

[DJ_is_ghetto]

I'm the best inAOAS. I'm totally carrying this band.

[Bobsy]

You're also nopt getting to be the lead singer
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[DJ_is_ghetto]

Neither are you.

[krashd]

Originally Posted by DJ-AOAS

On the black wind forever we ride on together destroying your evil with freedom my guide says:
but apparently as long as its about 3 inches and reasonably thick then thats all that matters

fuck, I thought that said 3 inches thick for a minutes, you'd have to have a cock like a bairns heid!!

[McSlim]

do you often compair your girth to kiddies heads?

[Bobsy]

theres a guy in my college class who compared his dick to a 'wains erm wi an aipple oan tap' funny as fuck. id compare mine to a kit kat finger with a grape on top

[McSlim]

mines is like a lampost with a large mammal on top.

ok so its more like a cocktail stick with a smartie on it.