You Hazards You !

tpr · 13th October 2003, 11:34 PM

Hey guys Mike from tpr here, awesome gig the night guys pity about the p.a lack of crowd the bouncers and well just about everything haha but yea you guys are fucking great I aint ever heard music as fast as that I was struggling to headbang haha anyways hopefully catch you guys live again soon oh yea and Deeker cheers for bringing this mental hazard mob to the good old shitehole of Stirling haha you guys put on a fucking show and a half !!!

Baz · 14th October 2003, 08:32 AM

fuckin amazin, cheers man. i really enjoyed your set aswell. that place is shite for gigs tho, shoud`ve well been in whistlebinkies!

just to let everyone know what happened..lol
we played a "trendy" bar/club/brothel/whatever called the yard in stirling last night and basically, we put on the usual tearjerk manic show, the bouncer was a COCK from the start, and it ended up with us being banned for life and the quote of the year from the meathead bouncer outside afterwards, talking to me he said " you are a hazard!!" - amazing!. what a prick.
it would`ve been great to start a brawl but we didnt really wanna go to jail for the night. anyway, never go there! haha.
brilliant

Marco · 14th October 2003, 10:57 AM

I hate bouncers, it seems to me if your not a girl wearing a short skirt and willing to flirt with them, you'll get nowhere.
I always end up in arguments with the bastards.

If only i had some muscle, I could take them on!

Baz · 14th October 2003, 12:04 PM

totally. as soon as we finished he came over and said " i wanna talk to you, over here" pointing to the fire exit, i said "no way man, you can talk to me here, but i aint movin". i know what happens when a bouncer wants to "talk" to you in the fire exit. if he was gonna hit me, i wanted him to do it right there so we could have a nice good old fashioned pile in free for all brawl. but i knew he would`nt do that. aye, it was grossi`s birthday too, some girl gave him underwear to put on, and he did. class

tpr · 14th October 2003, 02:26 PM

haha yea I noticed he did that sick bastard :P haha

Death By Grossi · 14th October 2003, 11:08 PM

But they were sooooo restricting, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm................... ...............

Baz · 15th October 2003, 08:37 PM

haha, oh yeah TPR guys, if u want a C.D. just p.m your address to me. simple.

Deeker · 15th October 2003, 08:52 PM

Um......aye.

What a fucking disaster that shit turned out to be. I ended up arguing for fucking ages with the bouncer, trying to explain the artistic merits, sticking up for my buddies..blah...blah..blah...and basically talking to a brick wall.

The venue isn't the best but it's the only one we've got at the moment....which is a dully. However, I'm working on something distinctly smaller, less fashionista orientated and a venue that understands the concept when I say "I'm putting on punk shows!".

Grossioso, sorry if it bummed out yer b'day, bro.

I hope I havenae scared you guys away fae Stirling. We have access to a garage at uni (ask Mike, up by the cemetery) and I was thinking about putting on a couple more gigs in there like I used to. No fucking bouncers there. No bar also, so bring yer own!

If you'd be up for that, lemme know. It would just be pure comedy.

Sorry dudes.

Oh, the CDs cool as too!

Baz · 16th October 2003, 12:58 PM

c00l man. sorry decks if we`ve ruined it for you to put shows on there. but i was not about to take all that from such a meathead. im sure you understand. it was def a memorable night

17th October 2003, 10:59 AM

honestly baz.........ye can't take you anywhere......heh heh........

blair

Deeker · 17th October 2003, 02:35 PM

Aye man, I understand. Dinnae worry about fucking anything up. I argued with the bouncer choad long enough to explain to him that, as punks and as people, we have the right to express ourselves through our music and our actions, so long as it causes no harm to innocent parties......he wasnae much for listening.

Fuck him, that's like the first night he's been working at a Severed Limbs show and it was the first time there was any serious bullshit.

Nazis - dickheads in any language

13th October 2003, 11:34 PM	#1 (permalink)
tpr Registered User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Scotland, UK Posts: 172	You Hazards You ! Hey guys Mike from tpr here, awesome gig the night guys pity about the p.a lack of crowd the bouncers and well just about everything haha but yea you guys are fucking great I aint ever heard music as fast as that I was struggling to headbang haha anyways hopefully catch you guys live again soon oh yea and Deeker cheers for bringing this mental hazard mob to the good old shitehole of Stirling haha you guys put on a fucking show and a half !!!

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14th October 2003, 08:32 AM	#2 (permalink)
Baz Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Dundee Posts: 4,788 Band: 15 Minutes	fuckin amazin, cheers man. i really enjoyed your set aswell. that place is shite for gigs tho, shoud`ve well been in whistlebinkies! just to let everyone know what happened..lol we played a "trendy" bar/club/brothel/whatever called the yard in stirling last night and basically, we put on the usual tearjerk manic show, the bouncer was a COCK from the start, and it ended up with us being banned for life and the quote of the year from the meathead bouncer outside afterwards, talking to me he said " you are a hazard!!" - amazing!. what a prick. it would`ve been great to start a brawl but we didnt really wanna go to jail for the night. anyway, never go there! haha. brilliant

14th October 2003, 10:57 AM	#3 (permalink)
Marco Scream for me Norwich! Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Dundee, Scotland Posts: 2,765 Band: Darkened Place	I hate bouncers, it seems to me if your not a girl wearing a short skirt and willing to flirt with them, you'll get nowhere. I always end up in arguments with the bastards. If only i had some muscle, I could take them on!

14th October 2003, 12:04 PM	#4 (permalink)
Baz Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Dundee Posts: 4,788 Band: 15 Minutes	totally. as soon as we finished he came over and said " i wanna talk to you, over here" pointing to the fire exit, i said "no way man, you can talk to me here, but i aint movin". i know what happens when a bouncer wants to "talk" to you in the fire exit. if he was gonna hit me, i wanted him to do it right there so we could have a nice good old fashioned pile in free for all brawl. but i knew he would`nt do that. aye, it was grossi`s birthday too, some girl gave him underwear to put on, and he did. class

14th October 2003, 02:26 PM	#5 (permalink)
tpr Registered User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Scotland, UK Posts: 172	haha yea I noticed he did that sick bastard :P haha

14th October 2003, 11:08 PM	#6 (permalink)
Death By Grossi Registered User Join Date: May 2003 Location: Scumdee Posts: 267	But they were sooooo restricting, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm................... ...............

15th October 2003, 08:37 PM	#7 (permalink)
Baz Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Dundee Posts: 4,788 Band: 15 Minutes	haha, oh yeah TPR guys, if u want a C.D. just p.m your address to me. simple.

15th October 2003, 08:52 PM	#8 (permalink)
Deeker Senior Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Under The Reign Of Fascists Posts: 1,717 Band: Tragical History Tour, Joey Terrifying, Make-That-A-Take Records	Um......aye. What a fucking disaster that shit turned out to be. I ended up arguing for fucking ages with the bouncer, trying to explain the artistic merits, sticking up for my buddies..blah...blah..blah...and basically talking to a brick wall. The venue isn't the best but it's the only one we've got at the moment....which is a dully. However, I'm working on something distinctly smaller, less fashionista orientated and a venue that understands the concept when I say "I'm putting on punk shows!". Grossioso, sorry if it bummed out yer b'day, bro. I hope I havenae scared you guys away fae Stirling. We have access to a garage at uni (ask Mike, up by the cemetery) and I was thinking about putting on a couple more gigs in there like I used to. No fucking bouncers there. No bar also, so bring yer own! If you'd be up for that, lemme know. It would just be pure comedy. Sorry dudes. Oh, the CDs cool as too!

16th October 2003, 12:58 PM	#9 (permalink)
Baz Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Dundee Posts: 4,788 Band: 15 Minutes	c00l man. sorry decks if we`ve ruined it for you to put shows on there. but i was not about to take all that from such a meathead. im sure you understand. it was def a memorable night

17th October 2003, 10:59 AM	#10 (permalink)
Unregistered Posts: n/a	honestly baz.........ye can't take you anywhere......heh heh........ blair

17th October 2003, 02:35 PM	#11 (permalink)
Deeker Senior Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Under The Reign Of Fascists Posts: 1,717 Band: Tragical History Tour, Joey Terrifying, Make-That-A-Take Records	Aye man, I understand. Dinnae worry about fucking anything up. I argued with the bouncer choad long enough to explain to him that, as punks and as people, we have the right to express ourselves through our music and our actions, so long as it causes no harm to innocent parties......he wasnae much for listening. Fuck him, that's like the first night he's been working at a Severed Limbs show and it was the first time there was any serious bullshit. Nazis - dickheads in any language