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Old 28th October 2003, 08:55 PM   #1 (permalink)
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two beekeepers, at a beekeeper convention. one turns to the other. 'how many bees do you have?' he asks.

'oh, I've got about 1000 bees' answers the second.

'hmm, 1000 bees' remarks the first beekeeper, 'how many hives do you have?'.

'oh, ten hives' replies the second. 'how many bees do YOU have?'

'oh, I've got a million bees' gloats the first.

'a million bees?' exclaims the second, 'wow! and how many hives do you have?'

'just one' says the first.

'just one?' asks the second.

'yeah, fuck them, they're only bees'
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Old 28th October 2003, 08:57 PM   #2 (permalink)
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bwahahahahaha

i liked the joke nico told me yesterday

two biscuits rolling down a hill, one says " where do you live" the other says " im not telling you ,, you'll steal my washing"
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Old 28th October 2003, 09:39 PM   #3 (permalink)
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FUCK YOU ALL THE JOKE IS FUNNY AND NO-ONE'S EVEN LOOKED AT THIS THREAD, FUCKERS FUCKERS FUCKERS

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Old 28th October 2003, 09:47 PM   #4 (permalink)
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bwahahahahaha

i liked the joke nico told me yesterday

two biscuits rolling down a hill, one says " where do you live" the other says " im not telling you ,, you'll steal my washing"
the biscuit joke is the funniest joke ever!!!
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Old 28th October 2003, 09:49 PM   #5 (permalink)
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i didnt get any of them and im not blonde aswell......mibbe i didnt read them right...yeah am sure thats why
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Old 28th October 2003, 09:50 PM   #6 (permalink)
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FUCK YOU ALL THE BEEKEEPER JOKE IS FLAWLESS
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Old 28th October 2003, 09:57 PM   #7 (permalink)
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i agree with david.. his beekeeper joke is legendary
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Old 28th October 2003, 09:59 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 28th October 2003, 11:05 PM   #9 (permalink)
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it is mildly amusing, yes.
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Old 28th October 2003, 11:25 PM   #10 (permalink)
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it's okay, but not as good as the camels legs joke, or the blue monkey joke
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Old 28th October 2003, 11:38 PM   #11 (permalink)
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ha ha, nice one dave......

but em nico's was better
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Old 29th October 2003, 09:22 AM   #12 (permalink)
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i heard this foul joke AGES ago..

theres 2 young brothers called peter and paul and it's xmas day and they run down stairs to open their presents in fits of excitment.
when they really get into opening presents, it becomes clear that peter has alot more presents than paul. so peter says:

"hahha paul, i've got more presents than you"

so paul says "oh yeah, at least i don't have cancer"

fuckers.
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Old 29th October 2003, 09:26 AM   #13 (permalink)
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i heard this foul joke AGES ago..

theres 2 young brothers called peter and paul and it's xmas day and they run down stairs to open their presents in fits of excitment.
when they really get into opening presents, it becomes clear that peter has alot more presents than paul. so peter says:

"hahha paul, i've got more presents than you"

so paul says "oh yeah, at least i don't have cancer"

fuckers.

im sure you'll make a great daddy one day
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Old 29th October 2003, 09:30 AM   #14 (permalink)
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and whoever made that joke up probably won't.
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Old 29th October 2003, 10:18 AM   #15 (permalink)
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