Crimbo Pressies

Jo Jo · 17th November 2003, 10:53 PM

Has anyone started yet? All I've bought is my 'Secret Santa' present for in work and I only have one more pay to get before Christmas. So I'll be skint this Crimbo, just like every other year...

The world according to Rye · 17th November 2003, 11:03 PM

Is that a machine that flattens Ian Christie from St. Monans so old men can wear him like trousers?

Jo Jo · 17th November 2003, 11:05 PM

The world according to Rye · 17th November 2003, 11:10 PM

Cool where can you get them?

Jo Jo · 17th November 2003, 11:12 PM

Try ebay

The world according to Rye · 17th November 2003, 11:22 PM

cool... what about scotads?

*Sarahanne* · 18th November 2003, 02:17 PM

I've not started mine, I want to but when I go shopping for Xmas pressies I always see something I wanna buy for myself instead

Becca Bomb · 18th November 2003, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by *Sarahanne*

I've not started mine, I want to but when I go shopping for Xmas pressies I always see something I wanna buy for myself instead

haha, thats so me

Talcum · 18th November 2003, 02:51 PM

I dunno what im going to do about presents this year, i'm skint and have no way of getting more money... job hunt ain't going well.

Even more pressing is the fact that I have to haul my ass into town and get a present for my maw whose birthday is TODAY. Don't know what to get either.

Becca Bomb · 18th November 2003, 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Talcum

I dunno what im going to do about presents this year, i'm skint and have no way of getting more money... job hunt ain't going well.

Even more pressing is the fact that I have to haul my ass into town and get a present for my maw whose birthday is TODAY. Don't know what to get either.

a wolf in sheeps clothing is always a good bet

*Sarahanne* · 18th November 2003, 03:01 PM

My mate got a free popcorn maker at Freshers Week cause he signed up for a credit card and on one side of the box it said Barclaycard on it. He just tippexed it and then gave it to my mate for her bday! Teeheehee!

Guess that means I'm getting the free condom he got.

Garywag · 18th November 2003, 06:22 PM

if u cant afford prezzies.. write ur loved ones a song

Thats wot big erm "Michael Jackson" did in The Simpons

Talcum · 18th November 2003, 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by punkiconess

a wolf in sheeps clothing is always a good bet

I couldn't run fast enough to catch any wolves

I was halfway to the farm down the road to get a sheep when i realised that buying her a buffy box set was easier and less jailbait.

bridget frenzy · 18th November 2003, 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Talcum

I dunno what im going to do about presents this year, i'm skint and have no way of getting more money... job hunt ain't going well.

Even more pressing is the fact that I have to haul my ass into town and get a present for my maw whose birthday is TODAY. Don't know what to get either.

what about a big vibrating cock?

Jo Jo · 18th November 2003, 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Talcum

I couldn't run fast enough to catch any wolves

I was halfway to the farm down the road to get a sheep when i realised that buying her a buffy box set was easier and less jailbait.

you should just taped it off the telly, woulda been cheaper

17th November 2003, 10:53 PM	#1 (permalink)
Jo Jo DANG!!! Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: between Iraq and a hard place Posts: 3,297	Crimbo Pressies Has anyone started yet? All I've bought is my 'Secret Santa' present for in work and I only have one more pay to get before Christmas. So I'll be skint this Crimbo, just like every other year...

17th November 2003, 11:05 PM	#3 (permalink)
Jo Jo DANG!!! Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: between Iraq and a hard place Posts: 3,297	yes.

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The world according to Rye Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Dundee Posts: 2,385	Is that a machine that flattens Ian Christie from St. Monans so old men can wear him like trousers?

17th November 2003, 11:10 PM	#4 (permalink)
The world according to Rye Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Dundee Posts: 2,385	Cool where can you get them?

17th November 2003, 11:12 PM	#5 (permalink)
Jo Jo DANG!!! Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: between Iraq and a hard place Posts: 3,297	Try ebay

17th November 2003, 11:22 PM	#6 (permalink)
The world according to Rye Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Dundee Posts: 2,385	cool... what about scotads?

18th November 2003, 02:17 PM	#7 (permalink)
Sarahanne Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Dundee Posts: 1,086	I've not started mine, I want to but when I go shopping for Xmas pressies I always see something I wanna buy for myself instead

18th November 2003, 02:51 PM	#9 (permalink)
Talcum Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: wherever makes me c00l, dickhead. Posts: 1,129	I dunno what im going to do about presents this year, i'm skint and have no way of getting more money... job hunt ain't going well. Even more pressing is the fact that I have to haul my ass into town and get a present for my maw whose birthday is TODAY. Don't know what to get either.

18th November 2003, 03:01 PM	#11 (permalink)
Sarahanne Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Dundee Posts: 1,086	My mate got a free popcorn maker at Freshers Week cause he signed up for a credit card and on one side of the box it said Barclaycard on it. He just tippexed it and then gave it to my mate for her bday! Teeheehee! Guess that means I'm getting the free condom he got.

18th November 2003, 06:22 PM	#12 (permalink)
Garywag Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Bishopbriggs, Glasgow Posts: 1,820	if u cant afford prezzies.. write ur loved ones a song Thats wot big erm "Michael Jackson" did in The Simpons