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Old 18th November 2003, 04:57 PM   #1 (permalink)
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So, at the weekend got a new David Blaine doll, was pretty impressed but i had to take it back..........................couldn't get it out of the box...........................*cough*............. .........*cough*

so on you go, post the worst unfunniest jokes you've ever heard and we can all groan and shake our heads at it, thats my attempt, but dont worry, i see more shockers on the horizon
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Old 18th November 2003, 05:03 PM   #2 (permalink)
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It's that guy from halloween ! ! !

That's the first time I've seen you post since then ...

As for jokes, two cows in a field, one says to the other, what do you think about this mad cow disease, the other one says, I dunno, I'm a tractor ...
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Old 18th November 2003, 05:04 PM   #3 (permalink)
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shut up

that's the best joke ever

and you stole it from alan from goldbloom
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Old 18th November 2003, 05:40 PM   #4 (permalink)
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It's that guy from halloween ! ! !

That's the first time I've seen you post since then ...

As for jokes, two cows in a field, one says to the other, what do you think about this mad cow disease, the other one says, I dunno, I'm a tractor ...

that had me in stitches man
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Old 18th November 2003, 06:15 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Irish guy called 'Paddy' is on 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' and he's sitting on £500,000. Chris Tarrant says "right Paddy, here's the 1 million pound question"

Paddy: "ok Chris"

Chris: "which one of the following is a great train robber"
A ..... Ronnie O'Sullivan
B ..... Ronnie Biggs
C ..... Ronnie Corbett
D ..... Ronnie Barker

Paddy: "I'll take the money Chris"

Chris: "come on Paddy, you have 3 lifelines left, surely you can phone a friend, ask the audience etc."

Paddy: "No Chris, I'll take the money"

Chris: "well that's your decision Paddy, would you like to know the answer"

Paddy: "Its OK Chris, I know the answer"

Chris: "Well I think you're a daft man"

Paddy: "I may be daft Chris, but I'm no grass"

No offense to the Irish
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Old 18th November 2003, 06:33 PM   #6 (permalink)
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*to joe, hazel or rossie *


whats brown and sticky?
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Old 18th November 2003, 06:39 PM   #7 (permalink)
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whats brown and sticky?

a stick
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Old 18th November 2003, 06:41 PM   #8 (permalink)
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a stick
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.........a jobbie
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Old 18th November 2003, 07:29 PM   #9 (permalink)
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aww, i love stick jokes!

this is not a stick joke...
why did the koala fall out the tree?
because it was dead...
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Old 18th November 2003, 07:48 PM   #10 (permalink)
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What's red and lies in all four corners of the room?
A baby that's been playing with a chainsaw
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Old 18th November 2003, 08:08 PM   #11 (permalink)
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(this is not intended for racist value, so please don't take offence anyone)

what would you call the flintstones if they were black?

niggers.
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Old 18th November 2003, 09:27 PM   #12 (permalink)
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whats black an white an black an white an black an white an red?
a nun falling off a cliff.

what's black an white an goes mwa ha ha ha
nun that pushed her
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Old 18th November 2003, 09:45 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Two nuns driving through Transylvania(sp?) and suddenly a vampire lands on their windscreen...



Nun a: St Mary! Quick, show him your cross!
Nun b: Get off my fucking windscreen!
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Old 18th November 2003, 09:46 PM   #14 (permalink)
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you spelt Transylvania right i think. that really wasnt funny!
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