confessions

Lindsay · 19th November 2003, 10:05 AM

grouphug confessions website

"my cousin who was 17 came to visit. i was 7. we slept on the same bed. she let me play with her body, and wanted me to enter her. i havent seen her since. shes now married, fat, with kids, living in some foreign land. i wonder what ill do if i see her again, how i'll pretend that i dont remember that anything happened; iwish things could present solutions themselves."

"i once tried to give my horse a blow job when i was cleaning his penis"

" i used to catch flies in a plastic bag, freeze them into deep sleep, then super glue thier feet to posted notes airplanes. watched as they woke up and the planes flew away...."

and so on.

comedy genius.

Abbott-NYS · 19th November 2003, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Lindsay

grouphug confessions website

"my cousin who was 17 came to visit. i was 7. we slept on the same bed. she let me play with her body, and wanted me to enter her. i havent seen her since. shes now married, fat, with kids, living in some foreign land. i wonder what ill do if i see her again, how i'll pretend that i dont remember that anything happened; iwish things could present solutions themselves."

"i once tried to give my horse a blow job when i was cleaning his penis"

" i used to catch flies in a plastic bag, freeze them into deep sleep, then super glue thier feet to posted notes airplanes. watched as they woke up and the planes flew away...."

and so on.

comedy genius.

also quite disgusting....lol

theGoodnightstory-S · 19th November 2003, 01:30 PM

Hahaha, tried to give the horse a blow job!!!!.lol.

Flaming Toilet Bag · 19th November 2003, 01:49 PM

'I'm 25 but like talking to 11 or 12 year old girls in chatrooms'

'I once masturbated at my local public library in the back room while i was doing community service.'

'I'm 22 and since dumping my last girlfriend 3.5 years ago, i've not had any form of sex, apart from when i screwed a ladyboy... i feel so ashamed'

'i get a hardon in the morning when i go fishing'

Rainbow_brite · 19th November 2003, 01:51 PM

"i lived next door to a deaf kid when i was 14. every saturday at like 7 in the morning, he'd go in his backyard and beat on a metal pole with a basball bat. after 2 months i had had enough, so i jumped the fence and kicked his ass."

what a meanie!!!

*Sarahanne* · 19th November 2003, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Rossie

'i get a hardon in the morning when i go fishing'

That amused me

Tommy Sports · 19th November 2003, 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lindsay

"i once tried to give my horse a blow job when i was cleaning his penis"

when you were what??!!?

morven · 19th November 2003, 02:25 PM

"I wish I was less hairy, so that i didnt scare woman and small children.

I think my hair gives me supernatural powers. "

theGoodnightstory-S · 19th November 2003, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Rainbow_brite

"i lived next door to a deaf kid when i was 14. every saturday at like 7 in the morning, he'd go in his backyard and beat on a metal pole with a basball bat. after 2 months i had had enough, so i jumped the fence and kicked his ass."

what a meanie!!!

Haha! the guys quite right

Ryan_Equilibrium · 19th November 2003, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Rainbow_brite

"i lived next door to a deaf kid when i was 14. every saturday at like 7 in the morning, he'd go in his backyard and beat on a metal pole with a basball bat. after 2 months i had had enough, so i jumped the fence and kicked his ass."

what a meanie!!!

hehehe thats the way

Ally G · 19th November 2003, 03:03 PM

'i once dated a girl with a hairy ass. like, really wiry hair. a major turnoff during sex.'

'I stole the "Alarm will sound if opened" sign off a fire exit door at a hotel...15 minutes later, i hear the alarm go off.

It was actually pretty funny'

'When I was in my 20's I did a lot of crank and tried to stick my penis in my butt and broke some ligaments or something. Now it goes to the left and doesn't stick straight up like it used to and wags like a dogs tail.'

^ funny as fuck

chewlip · 19th November 2003, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by bryter_layter

when you were what??!!?

heheheheh horses have to have their willies scraped, because they get a build up of cheese, and it gets all infected and stuff if it's not cleaned.

i have seen it been done. my friend has a horse.....

i laughed a lot when she first told me.

ana_saba · 19th November 2003, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by chewlip

heheheheh horses have to have their willies scraped, because they get a build up of cheese, and it gets all infected and stuff if it's not cleaned.

i have seen it been done. my friend has a horse.....

i laughed a lot when she first told me.

what happens in the wild?

do the other horses lick it off?

*HeAtHeR* · 19th November 2003, 05:46 PM

eeew thats mingin

bridget frenzy · 19th November 2003, 05:49 PM

no.

Abbott comes round with 2 margarine'd slices of bread and a jar of branston and makes up his packed lunch for school.

19th November 2003, 10:05 AM	#1 (permalink)
Lindsay eighties fan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Glasgow Posts: 7,594	confessions grouphug confessions website "my cousin who was 17 came to visit. i was 7. we slept on the same bed. she let me play with her body, and wanted me to enter her. i havent seen her since. shes now married, fat, with kids, living in some foreign land. i wonder what ill do if i see her again, how i'll pretend that i dont remember that anything happened; iwish things could present solutions themselves." "i once tried to give my horse a blow job when i was cleaning his penis" " i used to catch flies in a plastic bag, freeze them into deep sleep, then super glue thier feet to posted notes airplanes. watched as they woke up and the planes flew away...." and so on. comedy genius.

19th November 2003, 01:30 PM	#3 (permalink)
theGoodnightstory-S Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Haggs Posts: 1,955	Hahaha, tried to give the horse a blow job!!!!.lol.

19th November 2003, 01:49 PM	#4 (permalink)
Flaming Toilet Bag Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Gone. Posts: 2,537	'I'm 25 but like talking to 11 or 12 year old girls in chatrooms' 'I once masturbated at my local public library in the back room while i was doing community service.' 'I'm 22 and since dumping my last girlfriend 3.5 years ago, i've not had any form of sex, apart from when i screwed a ladyboy... i feel so ashamed' 'i get a hardon in the morning when i go fishing'

19th November 2003, 01:51 PM	#5 (permalink)
Rainbow_brite Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: in a nice wee place :) Posts: 3,688	"i lived next door to a deaf kid when i was 14. every saturday at like 7 in the morning, he'd go in his backyard and beat on a metal pole with a basball bat. after 2 months i had had enough, so i jumped the fence and kicked his ass." what a meanie!!!

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morven Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: dundee Posts: 2,639 Band: me and a banjo played by my donkey, phil.	"I wish I was less hairy, so that i didnt scare woman and small children. I think my hair gives me supernatural powers. "

19th November 2003, 03:03 PM	#11 (permalink)
Ally G Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Edinburgh Posts: 2,506	'i once dated a girl with a hairy ass. like, really wiry hair. a major turnoff during sex.' 'I stole the "Alarm will sound if opened" sign off a fire exit door at a hotel...15 minutes later, i hear the alarm go off. It was actually pretty funny' 'When I was in my 20's I did a lot of crank and tried to stick my penis in my butt and broke some ligaments or something. Now it goes to the left and doesn't stick straight up like it used to and wags like a dogs tail.' ^ funny as fuck

19th November 2003, 05:46 PM	#14 (permalink)
HeAtHeR Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Greenock Posts: 644	eeew thats mingin

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bridget frenzy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: www.strikeatthesource.com Posts: 2,817	no. Abbott comes round with 2 margarine'd slices of bread and a jar of branston and makes up his packed lunch for school.