choke.

[kj]

A woman sitting at a restaurant in McKinney, Texas
suddenly began to cough while eating a giant country-fried steak.
After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress, and two
cowboys at the next table turned to look at her.

"Kin ya swaller? ", asked one of the cowboys.

The woman signaled, 'No', desperately shaking her head.

Kin ya breathe?", asked the other.

The woman, beginning to turn a bit blue, shook her head 'No.' With that, the
first cowboy walked over to her, lifted up the back of her skirt, yanked down
her panties, and slowly ran his tongue up and down the woman's bottom.

This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction flew!
out of her mouth and she began to breath again. The cowboy slowly walked back
over to his table and proudly took another drink of his Lone Star beer.

His partner said in admiration, "Ya know, I'd heard of that there Hind Lick
Maneuver, but I ain't never seen nobody do it."

[Tommy Sports]

thats an all time high as far as bad jokes go

more!!

[*Sarahanne*]

Hahahaha

[SavageWalker]

hahahahaha Dude that was funny as!!

More indeed!