What a clever bastard eh?

[Garywag]

Originally Posted by gord

well the exam started well, i knew the first few questions. then came two hard ones in a row, so I wrote something to the effect of

"Not only have I never been taught this, I fail to see how examining the patterns of sand dunes will aid me any way in later life"

I later put "here is the extent of my geographical knowledge" and did a childish scribble of a tree with a big arrow and the words 'a tree' again in childish scrawl.

There was something else I wrote too about not being able to concentrate in class because our teacher had poor personal hygiene

then on the last page i wrote "i bet this is the most interesting exam paper you've ever had to mark. Go on, give us an A"

I've still got the letter our Rector got from the SQA at my parents house

Needless to say I failed the exam.

Gord ur a legend

[Lindsay]

hahaha, what did the sqa say?

[gord]

i can't remember what the SQA said exactly, but they just wanted to draw the rectors attention to what i'd written... there was a word they'd used to describe it and i can't remember what the word is now... dammit that's gonna annoy me...

The rector sent a copy of the SQA's letter to my parents which was waiting for us as we came back from a family holiday.

Needless to say, I didn't get extra fish fingers that night

[graham enzk]

i was advised not to submit a story for my english higher on the grounds that i might get a religous examiner that might view it as blasphemous and give me a shit mark.
it was basically a story about jesus, but jesus was a pig because when god fired his holy seed from the heavens, his aim was off so he missed mary and hit a sow and hey presto the son of god, saviour of mankind was born a pig. (this also gave him great problems with a traditional jewish upbringing)
jesus the pig then went on to feed the 500 with truffles etc.
i submitted it anyway.
i got a C so i must have got a religous examiner cuz the story deserved an A

[ana_saba]

Originally Posted by gord

i can't remember what the SQA said exactly, but they just wanted to draw the rectors attention to what i'd written... there was a word they'd used to describe it and i can't remember what the word is now... dammit that's gonna annoy me...

The rector sent a copy of the SQA's letter to my parents which was waiting for us as we came back from a family holiday.

Needless to say, I didn't get extra fish fingers that night

HAHA genius

One good use of my SQA exam results is for ID when I wan't to take money from the bank. Sorry ot hear about you missing the fish sticks - but it sure as hell beats a smacked bum.

[Rich]

I used to do this all the time. For example, I still have a drawing of me as a giant destroying a city and being worshipped by humans. I did it for an art examination, but failed.