fridays joke

[Degze]

> An Australian passenger plane travelling to California is suddenly hit
> with a severe engine problem and plummets into the Pacific Ocean.
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> The impact is such that the plane is ripped apart leaving only one man
> alive. After hours of swimming he spies an island and drags himself up onto the sandy shores.
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> Though he is half drowned and aware that he is thousands of miles from
> home, he cannot but admire the beauty of the island he has found
> himself on.
> Looking down the beach he sees a figure lying on the beach, another
> survivor from the crash. He runs over and sees that she is not
> breathing, so quickly he gives her the kiss of life. After several
> attempts she coughs into life. As she wipes the hair from her face he
> now can see who it is...its Kylie Minogue
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> Forever grateful to him for saving her life, they strike up an
> immediate bond, and over the following weeks, while stranded on the
> island, they fall madly in love.
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> One day Kylie is walking down the beach and notices her new found love
> sitting on the rocks by the beach, staring out to sea, with a look of
> sorrow on his face. She wanders over to him, and asks what is wrong.
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> "Kylie," he says, "The last few weeks have been the greatest of my
> life. We've found this island paradise. We have all the food and water

> we could require, and I have you, but still I can't help feeling
> there's something missing." Kylie replies:
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> "What my darling? What is it that you need? I'll do anything". "Well
> there is one thing. Would you mind putting on my shirt?" "OK" "And my

> trousers?" "OK" At this point he gets up and grabs some charcoal from
the ground, and draws a neat moustache on her lips. "OK.. Can you
> start to walk around the island, and I'll set off the other way and
> meet you half way." "OK dear, whatever will make you happy?"
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> So off they set. After an hour walking he eventually sees her heading
> towards him along the beach, at which point he breaks into a sprint,
> runs up to her, grabs her by the shoulders ! and shouts:
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> "Hey mate, you won't believe who I'm shagging'!!

[{valentine*}]

That's ace

[Laura*]

hahahaha

[Johnny]

Haha, classic!

[RussellOrGoose]

HaHaHaHa...I've heard something like that before.