the new ugs daddy!

Abbott-NYS · 20th February 2004, 12:29 PM

so we ended up at the union last night....playing some pool as you, before i go any firther i shuld just say a huge well done to baz for hitting dave ( x iwilt x) in the nuts from a break....it was amazing!

anyways kj,baz,spaceman andrew, dave and myself were playing pool for most of the night, and i went around the whole table and beat everyone of them....i was still on my winning streak but had2 go to the toilet,cheating dave and gibby had a game and threw me right off my game, then got beat by dave

but over all i was victorious, in your face kj

kj · 20th February 2004, 02:15 PM

meh, i totally botched the black in two of the games

but at least i pulled baz back to just one game, 283-284 to baz.

I think me and Baz should take breaking lessons after i almost took his head off and baz knackered Dave right in the baw sack.

Same again next week? :P

Rainbow_brite · 20th February 2004, 02:59 PM

haha those were the most vicious games of pool ever! lethal! i think you should play again next week i will profide you with sound effects

andrewforce5 · 20th February 2004, 03:38 PM

haha last night was great, i wonder if dave has a lump today.... abbott was just lucky last night, i'll beat him next time!

Flaming Toilet Bag · 20th February 2004, 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpaceManAndrew

i wonder if dave has a lump today

yes, it's called his 'head'.

I'll have to give you chaps a game some time, I fucking suck!

kj · 21st February 2004, 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flaming Toilet Bag

yes, it's called his 'head'.

I'll have to give you chaps a game some time, I fucking suck!

next week perhaps, it was a good night, nice n chilled. You cant be any worse than Baz.

xdavidx · 21st February 2004, 01:29 AM

I keep telling you fuckers it hit me in the penis shaft, not the balls. it feels like I've got a collapsed urethra. amazing!

Rosco the magnificent · 21st February 2004, 01:31 AM

what does a collasped urethra feel like exactly?

andrewforce5 · 21st February 2004, 04:04 AM

like baz hit you in the dick with a cue ball, whahahaha

Baz · 21st February 2004, 10:50 AM

lock and load fuckers, lock and load

Kj - whats the score?

Abbott-NYS · 21st February 2004, 03:27 PM

ha ha,it was funny as fuck,i reckon next week would be fine....

cya there fuckers

BeerBong · 22nd February 2004, 05:39 AM

pool schmool....your all, pony fucking scat queer moose humpers anyway.

who wants a tange in the jessie chambre?

20th February 2004, 12:29 PM	#1 (permalink)
Abbott-NYS Banned Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Glasgow/Dundee Posts: 3,292 Band: Not Your Saviour	the new ugs daddy! so we ended up at the union last night....playing some pool as you, before i go any firther i shuld just say a huge well done to baz for hitting dave ( x iwilt x) in the nuts from a break....it was amazing! anyways kj,baz,spaceman andrew, dave and myself were playing pool for most of the night, and i went around the whole table and beat everyone of them....i was still on my winning streak but had2 go to the toilet,cheating dave and gibby had a game and threw me right off my game, then got beat by dave but over all i was victorious, in your face kj

20th February 2004, 02:15 PM	#2 (permalink)
kj gimp Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Scotland Posts: 14,395 Band: A band of merry men	meh, i totally botched the black in two of the games but at least i pulled baz back to just one game, 283-284 to baz. I think me and Baz should take breaking lessons after i almost took his head off and baz knackered Dave right in the baw sack. Same again next week? :P __________________ This community cannot survive without your continued support. galleries \|\| links directory \|\| profiles \|\| wiki

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20th February 2004, 02:59 PM	#3 (permalink)
Rainbow_brite Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: in a nice wee place :) Posts: 3,688	haha those were the most vicious games of pool ever! lethal! i think you should play again next week i will profide you with sound effects

20th February 2004, 03:38 PM	#4 (permalink)
andrewforce5 Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: Monifieth Posts: 4,414	haha last night was great, i wonder if dave has a lump today.... abbott was just lucky last night, i'll beat him next time!

21st February 2004, 01:29 AM	#7 (permalink)
xdavidx Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Glasgow. Posts: 6,998 Band: Spitelicker, LOLsquad.	I keep telling you fuckers it hit me in the penis shaft, not the balls. it feels like I've got a collapsed urethra. amazing!

21st February 2004, 01:31 AM	#8 (permalink)
Rosco the magnificent ping-pong Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Lenzieshire (for a little while) Posts: 4,143 Band: My Own Religion	what does a collasped urethra feel like exactly?

21st February 2004, 04:04 AM	#9 (permalink)
andrewforce5 Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: Monifieth Posts: 4,414	like baz hit you in the dick with a cue ball, whahahaha

21st February 2004, 10:50 AM	#10 (permalink)
Baz Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Dundee Posts: 4,829 Band: 15 Minutes	lock and load fuckers, lock and load Kj - whats the score?

21st February 2004, 03:27 PM	#11 (permalink)
Abbott-NYS Banned Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Glasgow/Dundee Posts: 3,292 Band: Not Your Saviour	ha ha,it was funny as fuck,i reckon next week would be fine.... cya there fuckers

22nd February 2004, 05:39 AM	#12 (permalink)
BeerBong Banned Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 59	pool schmool....your all, pony fucking scat queer moose humpers anyway. who wants a tange in the jessie chambre?