Scary teachers

Metal_Dolan · 23rd February 2004, 10:01 PM

I jus thought of this in the human bio thread and loads of people hae got horror stories about teachers so itll make good reading...

Well the head of English returned today after being off for months and months and we were walking along the corrider and this guy had his hat on (not allowed in to wear hats in school

) So the teacher walks right over to him, like he's moving in for the kill, grabs the boy and says
"Hat off.... I'm back...."

It was like a bloody horror movie, this is the teacher that says he's slapped an old woman for speaking during a play, basically ripped a printer off the wall for making noises, Went mental at us for not answering his question cuz we were too scared to, and worst of all he says that if any of us muck about on this trip we went on we'd come home in a black bag!!!

ana_saba · 23rd February 2004, 10:12 PM

nice man!

what school is this?

Metal_Dolan · 23rd February 2004, 11:15 PM

good old Morgan...

Dj-Zero · 24th February 2004, 12:50 AM

We had this geography teacher in Montrose Academy who had that alien hand syndrome, he'd be watching over exams and he'd start strangling himself then his other hand would come up and wrench his alien hand from his neck. He once tried to commit suicide by jumping off the cliffs in St Cyrus, he jumped with his 2 yorkies, landed on them, killing them both and walked away with a badly bruised leg.
There was another geography teacher who had the hairy patch on the back of his hand, very were wolf likem to scare clases he'd smack a desk with a sawn off golf club shaft, that is until someone wasn't scared by it and didn't move his hand, his hand was smashed and the teacher was banned from bringing it in anymore, lol

Rosco the Bosco · 24th February 2004, 12:55 AM

Anyone from the Harris will prob remember my dad. Mr "ill shove my size 16's right up your arse" Nicoll.

Dj-Zero · 24th February 2004, 01:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Rosco the Bosco

Anyone from the Harris will prob remember my dad. Mr "ill shove my size 16's right up your arse" Nicoll.

Is he still there??? My mate's a teacher there now you see, he teaches computing.

Rosco the Bosco · 24th February 2004, 02:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Dj-Zero

Is he still there??? My mate's a teacher there now you see, he teaches computing.

nah left a few years back. he is sports co-ordinator for all the schools now. who's your mate?

alien_syndm · 24th February 2004, 05:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Dj-Zero

We had this geography teacher in Montrose Academy who had that alien hand syndrome, he'd be watching over exams and he'd start strangling himself then his other hand would come up and wrench his alien hand from his neck. He once tried to commit suicide by jumping off the cliffs in St Cyrus, he jumped with his 2 yorkies, landed on them, killing them both and walked away with a badly bruised leg.
There was another geography teacher who had the hairy patch on the back of his hand, very were wolf likem to scare clases he'd smack a desk with a sawn off golf club shaft, that is until someone wasn't scared by it and didn't move his hand, his hand was smashed and the teacher was banned from bringing it in anymore, lol

So how do you kill a yorkie bar then ? (It's not for girls!)

Dj-Zero · 24th February 2004, 06:05 AM

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Originally Posted by alien_syndm

So how do you kill a yorkie bar then ? (It's not for girls!)

hehehe a yorkie as in a yorkshire terrior dude!

All_in_black · 24th February 2004, 10:33 PM

Hey!! Who deleted my post??

Johnny · 24th February 2004, 10:37 PM

When I was at school there was an old lady called Mrs johnson who used to fill in when teachers were off. She had a tqitch in her eye and was deaf. Do everyone used to call her Jittery Eye J to her face and she wouldn't even notice.

I_got_a_mohawk · 24th February 2004, 11:08 PM

Where to start, one teacher at my school Mr Maxwell, had an affair or summit with a 16/17 yr old girl in school,
now one of the biology teachers is doing the same (it was in the papers a week or 2 ago)
Who else did we have . . .
Mrs Mollison with the crazy eyes and 2 inch thick glasses, and, well, she was just wrong!
Mrs Duncan who always seemed to be having mental problems, and her elephant toys got held hostage by one of her classes (go stu!)
Mr Duncan who was just plain psycho, he also had a metal plate in his head, I always wanted to put a fridge magnet on it. erm . . .
Mr henderson, who had a habit of spilling acids and filling the lab with chlorine gas, that wasnt funny!!!, im sure i can think of more. . .
Anyone from blair feel free to add to this list!

PrettyPumpkin · 24th February 2004, 11:28 PM

Adding to the list of weird teachers at Blair...

Ms McNab was bizzare...Nice some days and eeeeevil the next.
Mr Darby and his fear of bananas...
Mr Howie...need I say more?! *shudders*
Mrs Carson and her penguin waddling and uber saggy boobs
Mr. Kirkpatrick (Not Geog) and his turkey face
and I can't believe you forgot psycho Suds!!!!!!!!!!!!! Extremely scary bloke

Chunderbunny · 24th February 2004, 11:29 PM

Our art teacher used to throw chairs at is, was a funny man like. And we used to have this reverend who taught us re. He hospitalised two lads who were defacing graves at his church. I gave him too much cheek one day and he dragged me across the class and threw a chair at me. Total old school fire and brimstone type!

WATCHO!! · 25th February 2004, 12:31 AM

mr kirkpatrick the geography teacher tried to hit me once. it was class. the vein in his neck look like it was gonna burst.

23rd February 2004, 10:01 PM	#1 (permalink)
Metal_Dolan Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Dundee Posts: 691	Scary teachers I jus thought of this in the human bio thread and loads of people hae got horror stories about teachers so itll make good reading... Well the head of English returned today after being off for months and months and we were walking along the corrider and this guy had his hat on (not allowed in to wear hats in school ) So the teacher walks right over to him, like he's moving in for the kill, grabs the boy and says "Hat off.... I'm back...." It was like a bloody horror movie, this is the teacher that says he's slapped an old woman for speaking during a play, basically ripped a printer off the wall for making noises, Went mental at us for not answering his question cuz we were too scared to, and worst of all he says that if any of us muck about on this trip we went on we'd come home in a black bag!!!

23rd February 2004, 10:12 PM	#2 (permalink)
ana_saba Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: motherhell, near glasgow Posts: 1,209	nice man! what school is this?

23rd February 2004, 11:15 PM	#3 (permalink)
Metal_Dolan Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Dundee Posts: 691	good old Morgan...

24th February 2004, 12:50 AM	#4 (permalink)
Dj-Zero I am Sancho Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Scumdee Posts: 3,971	We had this geography teacher in Montrose Academy who had that alien hand syndrome, he'd be watching over exams and he'd start strangling himself then his other hand would come up and wrench his alien hand from his neck. He once tried to commit suicide by jumping off the cliffs in St Cyrus, he jumped with his 2 yorkies, landed on them, killing them both and walked away with a badly bruised leg. There was another geography teacher who had the hairy patch on the back of his hand, very were wolf likem to scare clases he'd smack a desk with a sawn off golf club shaft, that is until someone wasn't scared by it and didn't move his hand, his hand was smashed and the teacher was banned from bringing it in anymore, lol

24th February 2004, 12:55 AM	#5 (permalink)
Rosco the Bosco Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Dundee Posts: 2,855 Band: No, i've never been Banned.	Anyone from the Harris will prob remember my dad. Mr "ill shove my size 16's right up your arse" Nicoll.

24th February 2004, 10:33 PM	#10 (permalink)
All_in_black Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Kirriemuir Posts: 1,873	Hey!! Who deleted my post??

24th February 2004, 10:37 PM	#11 (permalink)
Johnny is latin for sexy. Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Glenrothes Posts: 5,137 Band: Aces High	When I was at school there was an old lady called Mrs johnson who used to fill in when teachers were off. She had a tqitch in her eye and was deaf. Do everyone used to call her Jittery Eye J to her face and she wouldn't even notice.

24th February 2004, 11:08 PM	#12 (permalink)
I_got_a_mohawk Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Edinburgh & Blairgowrie Posts: 4,772 Band: Spengler	Where to start, one teacher at my school Mr Maxwell, had an affair or summit with a 16/17 yr old girl in school, now one of the biology teachers is doing the same (it was in the papers a week or 2 ago) Who else did we have . . . Mrs Mollison with the crazy eyes and 2 inch thick glasses, and, well, she was just wrong! Mrs Duncan who always seemed to be having mental problems, and her elephant toys got held hostage by one of her classes (go stu!) Mr Duncan who was just plain psycho, he also had a metal plate in his head, I always wanted to put a fridge magnet on it. erm . . . Mr henderson, who had a habit of spilling acids and filling the lab with chlorine gas, that wasnt funny!!!, im sure i can think of more. . . Anyone from blair feel free to add to this list!

24th February 2004, 11:28 PM	#13 (permalink)
PrettyPumpkin Mixtaper Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Edinburgh. It's great. Posts: 2,800	Adding to the list of weird teachers at Blair... Ms McNab was bizzare...Nice some days and eeeeevil the next. Mr Darby and his fear of bananas... Mr Howie...need I say more?! shudders Mrs Carson and her penguin waddling and uber saggy boobs Mr. Kirkpatrick (Not Geog) and his turkey face and I can't believe you forgot psycho Suds!!!!!!!!!!!!! Extremely scary bloke

24th February 2004, 11:29 PM	#14 (permalink)
Chunderbunny Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Dundee Posts: 887	Our art teacher used to throw chairs at is, was a funny man like. And we used to have this reverend who taught us re. He hospitalised two lads who were defacing graves at his church. I gave him too much cheek one day and he dragged me across the class and threw a chair at me. Total old school fire and brimstone type!

25th February 2004, 12:31 AM	#15 (permalink)
WATCHO!! Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Blairgowrie Posts: 1,929 Band: Spengler	mr kirkpatrick the geography teacher tried to hit me once. it was class. the vein in his neck look like it was gonna burst.