Masturbation - Page 5

elliott · 28th April 2004, 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iaino

I wonder what sort of equipment you could get for masturbating with no hands?

It wouldn't be too tricky for girls with no hands I guess. You could get some kind of prosthetic, but with a dildo instead of a fake hand. Could make for a good Bond villain too...

that's just sick....lmao

i dream of beef · 28th April 2004, 05:59 PM

this must be the longest wank in history

PeteRoe · 11th May 2004, 07:20 AM

There poses a question...what is your longest wank?

Mine was between 20-30 minutes. Kinda frustrating but it was still mental.

BlAcKeNeD · 11th May 2004, 06:51 PM

Possibly 15 mins but seeing as nobody knows who I am except a waste of bandwidth what difference does it make

RussellOrGoose · 11th May 2004, 08:21 PM

Umm i don't usually time myself...everyone should the next time they do..
I think mine was like 30-45mins. I think..so too sure.

FashionWhore · 11th May 2004, 08:25 PM

we had this convo back in the ugs day when i was a young member and most of u bastards werent around!

RussellOrGoose · 11th May 2004, 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by snaZZ::

and most of u bastards werent around!

He's such a nice young lad.

browneyedboy00 · 11th May 2004, 09:16 PM

Hmm.
Ive always thought masterbation was the final bastion of male and female equality.

Basically everything comes down to sex and food. And as long as there are some women saying "I cant have an orgasm with a man doing it for me" then there will be inequality.

Wanking is good.

My longest. prob 45 minutes. Its REALLY frustrating cos you just cant be bothered anymore but then it would have been a waste of time.

PeteRoe · 11th May 2004, 09:39 PM

I never time myself but I am guessing it was 20-30 mins (I know I answered but what the heck)

I remember being late for school one lunchtime cos it was taking so long. Fucking annoying.

p4rk3r · 12th May 2004, 10:28 AM

i used to wank for aaaaggggeees when i was stoned, just wankin a floppy cock til it puked

one time i got a blow job that lasted for the whole of the q awards on tv. jonny vaughan was presenting them and i couldn't be arsed with my ex so i pretended like i was enjoying it so she wouldn't stop and i could watch the telly. that must've been an hour at least . she was shite at giving head

Filthy Ritch · 12th May 2004, 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by p4rk3r

i used to wank for aaaaggggeees when i was stoned, just wankin a floppy cock til it puked

one time i got a blow job that lasted for the whole of the q awards on tv. jonny vaughan was presenting them and i couldn't be arsed with my ex so i pretended like i was enjoying it so she wouldn't stop and i could watch the telly. that must've been an hour at least . she was shite at giving head

YOUR A LEGEND

Egoslave-Caldo · 12th May 2004, 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ritch

YOUR A LEGEND

Your right Ritch the man deserves a medal.

I'm so proud of him and he wasn't even one of my student

< Cue jokes from Ritch >

kaleidoscope · 12th May 2004, 12:01 PM

theres a certain guy on here (that i probably shouldnt name) that insists on telling me wank facts all the time.

and how his girlfriend wanks, and where she does it etc.

he also told me that at all times theres a guy wanking in the school toilets....

i dont think id find school toilets a turn on personaly....

and surely matserbation is just preperation/practise for the real thing..? It would help people know what they want in sex, and probably somehow make them more sensative towards the needs of the other person and what they might enjoy.

kaleidoscope · 12th May 2004, 12:01 PM

wank is such a funny word!

28th April 2004, 05:59 PM	#62 (permalink)
i dream of beef Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: under a stone in my mums garden Posts: 664	this must be the longest wank in history

11th May 2004, 07:20 AM	#63 (permalink)
PeteRoe Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Kirriemuir Posts: 1,113	There poses a question...what is your longest wank? Mine was between 20-30 minutes. Kinda frustrating but it was still mental.

11th May 2004, 06:51 PM	#64 (permalink)
BlAcKeNeD Banned Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Dundee Posts: 2,465	Possibly 15 mins but seeing as nobody knows who I am except a waste of bandwidth what difference does it make

11th May 2004, 08:21 PM	#65 (permalink)
RussellOrGoose legend Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Cupar Posts: 6,412	Umm i don't usually time myself...everyone should the next time they do.. I think mine was like 30-45mins. I think..so too sure.

11th May 2004, 08:25 PM	#66 (permalink)
FashionWhore Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Dundee Posts: 9,126	we had this convo back in the ugs day when i was a young member and most of u bastards werent around!

11th May 2004, 09:16 PM	#68 (permalink)
browneyedboy00 Senior Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Kettle, Fife Posts: 872	Hmm. Ive always thought masterbation was the final bastion of male and female equality. Basically everything comes down to sex and food. And as long as there are some women saying "I cant have an orgasm with a man doing it for me" then there will be inequality. Wanking is good. My longest. prob 45 minutes. Its REALLY frustrating cos you just cant be bothered anymore but then it would have been a waste of time.

11th May 2004, 09:39 PM	#69 (permalink)
PeteRoe Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Kirriemuir Posts: 1,113	I never time myself but I am guessing it was 20-30 mins (I know I answered but what the heck) I remember being late for school one lunchtime cos it was taking so long. Fucking annoying.

12th May 2004, 10:28 AM	#70 (permalink)
p4rk3r Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Carnoustie Posts: 572 Band: www.secretswevetold.com	i used to wank for aaaaggggeees when i was stoned, just wankin a floppy cock til it puked one time i got a blow job that lasted for the whole of the q awards on tv. jonny vaughan was presenting them and i couldn't be arsed with my ex so i pretended like i was enjoying it so she wouldn't stop and i could watch the telly. that must've been an hour at least . she was shite at giving head

12th May 2004, 12:01 PM	#73 (permalink)
kaleidoscope Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: GLASGLOW Posts: 1,346	theres a certain guy on here (that i probably shouldnt name) that insists on telling me wank facts all the time. and how his girlfriend wanks, and where she does it etc. he also told me that at all times theres a guy wanking in the school toilets.... i dont think id find school toilets a turn on personaly.... and surely matserbation is just preperation/practise for the real thing..? It would help people know what they want in sex, and probably somehow make them more sensative towards the needs of the other person and what they might enjoy.

12th May 2004, 12:01 PM	#74 (permalink)
kaleidoscope Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: GLASGLOW Posts: 1,346	wank is such a funny word!

12th May 2004, 01:03 PM	#75 (permalink)
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