nicos mouse adventure

[njw]

well i call it an adventure. it is a fucking nightmare.

i went to bed at half past 11. when i walked into my room i swear i saw a mouse, just briefly. so i stuck a hockey stick under the cupboard and i saw it again run past me and head under my bed. so i cleared everything from around my bed and it wasnt there. but i made sure it didnt run anywhere. so where is it?

i picked up all clothes from my floor. i picked up everything. i moved every cupboard. all watched and checked by my dog, who is excellent at catching mice. i even tore the sheets off my bed, but no sign of it. two hours later im starting to think i imagined it. where could it have gone? i even txt'd my girlfriend in the middle of the night because i was so frustrated, which i now feel guilty about. i have to be up for college at 6:50am, its now approaching 2:30am and there is no way im going to be able to sleep.

tomorrow when i get home from college, i am going to take a hoover, duster and cleaning products, and im going to clean every inch of my damn room. there is no way the bastard can escape, and if it does, its going to come back to a clinically clean place where no mice can exist. damn my old farm house.

can i just say this is the first time ive ever seen a mouse and i dont live in a minky shithole...

AAAAAAAAAAARGH

[Chavez]

FACT*u know mice crawl down ure throat when u sleep to lay there eggs. Sevral days after this oral rape the grown creature half mouse half man cracks its way throuhg ure ribcage. FACT*

I saw that in a film once...

[njw]

f.u.c.k. y.e.!!!!!!!!!!

[njw]

ok thats it. this is ridiculous. im off to sleep in the living room.

[PrettyPumpkin]

Poor poor Nico! I'd be like that if a spider was in my room *looks scared*

[Chavez]

Originally Posted by Clogs

ok thats it. this is ridiculous. im off to sleep in the living room.

but thats where the mice always make their nest. I bet u can here the molevolent hum of the queen mouse from the living room.

[Bobsy]

pussy, its just a mouse

[Johnny]

Yeah Nico, you're as tall as the Eiffel tower, it's just a mouse.
Mice rock.

My girlfriend lives right next to the woods and one time all these tiny mice, like the size of my thumb, got in and made a nest in her house. It was great fun catching them. And they were well cute.
Here wee brother who's in second year or something was shitting himself at them, he was standing on the couch and stuff so they couldn't get him. Wee pussy.

[azpazzagus]

what did u do with them once you had caught them,?

[Johnny]

We played with them then let them back into the woods.

[Johnny]

There were like this,

[: : Scott : :]

y should've gained their trust and made a mouse army. coulda had fun scaring the shit out of nico.

[Johnny]

See if I hadn't had cats I would've took them all home as pets, then I could've very well had my own Mouse army.

[Iaino]

You could have trained your cats to cooperate with the mice, then you could have had an army of mice and cats!!! Nothing could possibly stop you. Except maybe dogs.